Okay, this is Chapter 5… (a little faster than chapter 4)

I am writing this one right away, cause its fairly short, although it isn't from the Holy Grain, it is Monty Python and Harry Potterish… enjoy… I hope

Chapter 5

The entire room quieted, as the hat made a sound as if it were clearing its throat…

"I have a new song this year, as he-who-must-not-be-named is dead, so, yea, that's it" said the hat, as it burst into song…

"I'm a sorting hat and I'm okay"

"I sleep all night and I sit on a shelf all day"

Then the teachers started singing as well, (heres a tip, if it says he's, it's the teachers singing, if it says I, then it's the hat… duh)

"He's a sorting hat and he's okay"

"He sleeps all night and he sits on a shelf all day"

"I sort first years, I eat my lunch

I go to the lavat'ry (yes, even sorting hats do)

On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea"

"He sorts first years, he eats his lunch

He goes to the lavat'ry...

On Wednesday he goes shopping

And has buttered scones for tea"

"I'm a sorting hat and I'm okay"

"I sleep all night and I sit on a shelf all day"

"He's a sorting hat and he's okay"

"He sleeps all night and he sits on a shelf all day"

"I sort first years, I skip and jump

I love to press wild flow'rs

But there are reasons I am here

To sort you into houses

"That last part didn't rhyme!" said Hermione

"Hey, you try to rhyme houses with flow'rs!" said the sorting hat, as the first years started to step up, a little confused.

The names began to be called…

"Nordy Norzogoth" came the first name

"Slytherin!" said the hat as the Slythrin table cheered

"Larry" came the next name, "that's it, just Larry"

A man stood up from the first years, he was wearing a tattered old black cloak, and he wore Iron armor, and had a wicked looking iron long sword on his side, (inside joke from another story)

"Hufflepuff!" said the hat, as all the people in hufflepuff sat in a hushed silence

"Nix Wolfwood" came the third name

"Gryffindor!" said the hat, as Gryffindor cheered

"John Ronald Reul Tolkein"

"Ravenclaw" and the Ravenclaws cheered, and Larry waved and shouted hey.

"Gandalf Stormcrow"

"Ravenclaw!" said the hat, as Ravenclaw Cheered, and Larry looked a little scared

THEN SUDDENLY… the chapter ended!

Okay, I actually got a review while I was writing this…

Bluelion7 – I don't know how much Vodka I will be able to fit into this story, but Ill keep my eyes open… or my minds eye, or something, its hurts to think too much, so… yea