Okay, this is Chapter 6… (note: I took an idea from Morganlefay99… hehehe, sounded too funny to pass up)
Chapter 6
After all the sorting, the Gryffindor table stood up, and began heading towards their house.
Just then Jaspercat walked up to Harry, and Harry turned around, and said, "I'm glad you liked the lumberjack song! YAY, but Im sorry I didn't include more Lord of the Rings characters, maybe ill edit it, and at LEAST include Melkor and Sauron."
Harry then rejoined Ron and Hermione, and then Harry noticed something around Hermione's neck, and asked, "Hey Hermione, tell me that's not a time-turner."
"Yes it is, Im taking a few extra classes this year" she said.
"Im surprised, first off that you would take MORE classes this year, secondly, because you didn't use punctuation in that last sentence" Harry replied.
"How could you tell?" asked Ron.
"Magic!" Harry replied with a smug smile on his face.
"Oh shut up!" Hermione replied.
"I wont be surprised when you have a nervous breakdown." Harry said
"If she's gonna have a breakdown. It would've been before now." Replied Ron
"Yes, thank you Ron" Hermione replied
Harry just shrugged, as they continued to the painting of the Lady, this year the password was Mushgelellamumf, the name of an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh approximately 6500 B.C.
Just before they reached the painting, Hedwig flew up to Harry, with a letter, Harry took the letter and read it.
"Its from ClaireRickman… something about computer labs…" Harry said
Harry then began to write, "Lol, I feel so good when I embarrass people by making them laugh loudly… SNIFF thankx for reviewing!" and Harry sent off the letter with Hedwig, and continued into the Gryffindor Common room.
As they were stepping in, Hermione tripped, and Ron and Harry reached out and grabbed her, to keep her from falling. She almost hit her face into the ground, but Ron and Harry caught her in time, but her Time Turner hit the ground and shattered.
Ron and Harry pulled Hermione up, only to find that they were no longer in Gryffindor Hall.
"It looks like medieval Europe!" Hermione exclaimed
"Why do you say that?" asked Ron, "It could just be a forest"
"Because it would take too much time for the author to convince the readers that it was medieval Europe with just evidence, so I just said it was to save him some time"
"Oh, that's nice of you!" Ron replied
"So, how do we get back?" asked Harry
"I will need to fix my time turner with some enchanted sand" Hermione replied, "But, I cant enchant the sand, Im not good enough yet, someone else will have to"
Harry and Ron gave each other grave looks
"Uhh, I don't know bout Ron, but I sure don't know how to enchant sand"
"Yea, I don't know either"
"I didn't mean YOU, you idiots" said Hermione as she smacked Ron in the back of the head (Harry was standing just out of arms reach) "Think for a second, who is the most famous wizard in Medieval Europe?"
"OHHH!" said Harry, "Of course!"
Ron just kinda stared blankly at both of them
"Merlin!" shouted Harry
Ron smacked his head before Hermione could, "OF COURSE!"
"So…" Harry said, "Where is he?"
"Where are WE?" asked Ron
Hermione rolled her eyes, and pulled out her wand, "LOCATIONUS!" she shouted, as suddenly, a map popped out of her wand, with a little YOU ARE HERE sign on it, that moved as they moved.
Just then, someone walked up
"Morgan Le Fey?" Hermione said, as she approached
"Wrong, I am MorganLeFay99" she said
"Oh!" Harry said, "I have a message for you, let me read it"
"Wow, you're the first one to read chapters 4 and 5!" thanks for your EXTREEMLY fast response, I only had the story up a few hours before I got your reviews" read Harry, as MorganLeFay99 walked off.
"Okay, how are we going to find Merlin?" asked Harry, as he folded up the message, and ate it.
"Lets ask that peasant who lives over there!" said Hermione, as she pointed first to a peasant, then to a castle.
"Excuse me, old woman!" said Harry, as he approached the old woman
"MAN!" said the peasant who apparently was not an old woman
"Man, sorry" replied Harry
"I'm 37!" The apparently 37 year old man snapped
"Excuse me?"
"Im 37, Im not old"
"Well, Im sorry, but from the back you looked rather like…"
"Well you could have called me Denis" said the man who's name was probably Denis
"I didn't know you were called Denis"
"Well you didn't bother to find out did you?"
"Listen" said Harry, a little agrivated, "I need to know who lives in that castle"
"No one lives there"
"Then who is your lord?"
"We don't have a 'lord'"
"Look, can you tell us where someone important is? I need to find Merlin!" Harry said.
"Why do you need to see Merlin?"
"Because we're wizards, but we can't enchant sand."
"OH wizards eh? Well, I'd like to become a wizard then."
"You cant 'BECOME' a wizard" said Harry
"Well, what makes YOU so special that you get to see Merlin?"
"The Dark Lord, his arm clad in the darkest cotton robe, held aloft a wand to zap me with, yet I survived even as a child"
"Listen, Dark Lords waving around wands is no basis for a system of wizadry"
"Be quiet!" said Harry
"Now, imagine I went around, sayin I was a wizard, just because some demented freak had shot a lightning bolt at me, theyd put me away!"
"Shut up, will you SHUT UP!" said Harry, as he tried to push Dennis away.
"OH, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" said Dennis, "COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM, HELP HELP, IM BEING OPPRESSED!"
"Bloody peasant!" said Harry as he, Ron, and Hermione walked off.
Okay, that's the end of Chapter 6… please don't get mad at me bout that last conversation, it was hard to piece together. :P
Oh, and for the reviewers I didn't get to during the story…
So-Unpredictable – Sorry I couldn't get your review into the story… I could only find three places, and your name was a little harder to fit in… ANYWHO, Ill see If I can get Snape and Dobby to sing a duet or something… hehehe
