Welcome to Chapter 7… the chapter of DOOM or rather, the chapter after chapter 6
I would like to point out, that I forgot to mention something during the whole sorting hat part… Most of you probably don't know who Nix is… well, if you want to know, one of my best friends created her for a story… if you want to read it, its by lucid-03-days
http: Ron and Hermione walked away from Dennis, and as they did so, a mob came up to them, and grabbed Hermione, Hermione then cast a Newt Transfiguration Spell on one of the peasants.
Ron cast a brain melting spell on one of the peasants, but seeing as there wasn't much of a brain to melt, it did no good. The mob dragged off Hermione shouting, "A WITCH! A WITCH!"
Ron, and Harry followed the mob into the nearby town, as the mob mobbed around a taller person, who was apparently some kind of scientist. Though he didn't look like a good scientist.
"WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH, MAY WE BURN HER?" shouted the mob, to the so called scientist of the village.
"How do you KNEAU (heavy accent) that she is a witch?" replied the muggle scientist.
"SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!" shouted a peasant
"..."
"I got better..."
"Ah"
note: if you have watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail, nothing suprising happens here, you might as well skip to chapter 8, and for you people who find this kind of long, it really dosent change the plot at all, so if you want theres a one line summary at the end if you want to skip this and watch the good version of this scene
"IM NOT A WITCH, IM NOT A WITCH!" shouted Hermione hoping they would believe her.
"But you are dressed as one!" replied the scientist.
"They dressed me up like this!" replied Hermione.
"Did you dress her up like this?" asked the scientist
"NO! NO! No! no... well... yes, no, well, yes... a bit, a BIT... a bit" replied the mob
"just the nose"
"the nose?"
"and the hat"
"ah"
"BUT SHES A WITCH!" shouted a peasant
"People people please, there are ways of TELLING weather she is a witch"
awkward confused silence
"What do you do with witches?" asked the scientist
"BURN THEM!" replied the mob
"Gooooooooooooooooooooooood"
"What do you burn, apart from witches?" asked the scientist
"MORE WITCHES!" replied the frenzied mob
short pause-
"wood?"
"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood" replied the scientist
"what do you do with wood?"
"bridges. BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF UR!" shouted the mob
"AHH but can you not ALSO build bridges out of STONE?" replied the scientist
"oh yea..." replied the mob
"Does wood sink in water?" asked the scientist
"NO" replied the mob, glad to know the answer, "NO, it... it FLOATS!"
"What also floats in water?"
"pebbles, churches! LEAD, really small rocks!"
"A DUCK!" said a distinctive voice
"EEEEEXACTLY!" replied the scientist
"So, logically if someone weighs the same as a duck..."
stunned silence
More stunned silence
Yes, even more stunned silence
"that shes made of wood?" replied a peasant
"GOOOOOOOOOD!"
they rushed Hermione to a scale with a lot of ducks on one end, and her on the other. The scale of course couldn't actually tip one way or the other.
After they decided that Hermione weighed the same as a duck they rushed her off to burn her
for those who either don't understand what happened, or decided to skip it, the mob is bout to burn Hermione
anywho…
I couldn't really fit the reviews into the story this time… next chaper shouldn't be a problem :P
ClaireRickman – So… how MUCH would you pay to see (or read) a Snape and Dobby duet:P By the way, thanks for picking a username that's easy to characterize, though I didn't really get round to putting ppl in this one.
Kerilithia- YAY, glad you like my story! Lol, don't worry, Ill find some way to include the Holy Hand Grenede… probably the rabbit too…
Jaina Kenobi – WOO! Ten points! (And a Starwars fan too? By the name? course, its supposed to be Jaina Solo, and Obiwan… hard to think of a merged version :P) BUT anyways… thanks for reading!
MorganLeFay99 –A loyal reviewer, you review awfully fast, for the last 4-5 chapters at least! Nice to know you still think its funny! Thanks for the ideas!
Jaspercat – Another loyal reader! Woo! Nice to hear you like it so much! Ill try to update next chapter a lil quicker, like I did with chapter 6 :P
Bluelion7 – WOO! I made you larf!
