Hello, and welcome to your doom, I mean Chapter 8

Sorry it took a while to get back to this… ANYWHO

Chapter 8 (the Mob is bout to burn Hermione, I just wanted to remind you that the mob was about to burn Hermione, in case you forgot that the mow was about to burn Hermione, anyways, back to the mob about to burn Hermione)

"The mob is about to burn Hermione!" shouted Ron, as he was smacked by a stuffed bear.

"I already KNEW that!" said Lucid03days, "Sheesh, you said that LAST CHAPTER"

"…" said Ron

"You can't SAY '…' don't you know?" replied Lucid03days

"oh…" replied Ron, highly confused "Anywho, thanx for stopping by in my story"

Lucid03days smacked Ron one last time, as Harry and Ron left, both were highly confused.

Harry and Ron took off, chasing after the mob, and they caught up to her quickly. As the mob was about to burn her, Harry said, "HEY! Look over there! It's an African Swollow! Carrying a coconut!"

The mob turned, and Harry then realized that there actually WAS an African Swallow, carrying a coconut. Harry and Ron quickly got Hermione, and replaced her with a straw-stuffed robe, with the long nose strapped to the front. After the mob got the coconut, they burned the straw Hermione, and they were all very satisfied with how well she burned.

Just then, a man walked up, and said "Hey, I'm Jaspercat"

"WOW!" replied Ron, "Hey, you met Michael Palin? Sorry, but I don't know 'im, anywho, thanx for stopping by!"

Jaspercat then said "Oh, hey, just to save the author some thought, I figured I'd give you some un-enchanted sand, since there isn't really any around here"

Just then, a tall robed man, with a pointed hat, and a long grey beard walked up to them

"Are you Merlin?" asked Hermione

"Yes"

"Oh… umm, would you mind enchanting this sand for my time-turner?" asked Hermione.

"Why on earth would you want that?" asked Merlin, "The Time Turner only turns back time"

"Oh…" replied Hermione quietly, "umm, what do we do then? To get back to our time I mean"

"When are you from?" asked Merlin

"Oh, the year 2005, why?" replied a very confused Ron

"Sheesh, all you have to do is hold the enchanted sand in your hand…" Said Merlin, as he quickly muttered something in latin and enchanted the sand, "And try to cast stupefy on it"

Ron took a bit of the sand, and cast stupefy on it, and nothing happened.

Merlin began to laugh, "AHAHA! I'm sorry, Its just so FUN to mess with lil wizards, ahaha."

"So, what DO we do?" asked Hermione

"Oh, right, just click your heels together three times and repeat after me…"Said Merlin, " oh wait, sorry, wrong spell, that's for trans-dimensional travel"

"So… what is it?" asked Harry

"Lets ask Claire" said Merlin, (and Harry could've sworn he heard someone say "Claire, hah" point and laugh) as ClaireRickman walked up.

"Ello" said ClaireRickman, "Why don't you try putting the sand in the time turner, and turning it over the other way?"

"…" said Ron

"You cant really SAY …"

"I KNOW"

Hermione poured the sand into the time turner, and turned it over, the other way, and suddenly the area around her blurred, and she appeared back by Hogwarts… then she realized that she left Harry and Ron back in the 7'th century, and she sighed and went back in time… everything blurred…

Hermione saw Harry talking to ClaireRickman, "I dunno, I suppose if you got to take Snape home with you, the rating on this story might have to go up… I suppose you could, I'd just be quiet about it is all, but 20 galleons should be plenty! Make the check out to 'Shantazzar' and I'll cash it after the Snape/Dobby duet… If I can think of a good enough song…"

"Oh, there you are, I was worried" said Ron, as he and Harry walked over

This time, all three of them went back to Hogwarts, although it looked slightly different, and they saw Ginny walking around with Tom Riddle…

"What was that Merlin said about trans-dimensional travel?" asked a VERY worried looking Ron.

They quickly transported to the correct universe, as it is (or should be) obvious that there should never be anything between Ginny and Tom Riddle (otherwise known as VOLDEMORT ewwww)

After much confusion they arrived at the correct time and the correct place, and the correct everything else that would probably just annoy anyone reading rather than amuse them.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked inside, and ambled their way up to the Gryffindor Common room

"Mushgalellamumf" said Harry, as the painting slid away.

They entered, and Hedwig flew up to Harry, and gave him a letter

"Hmm, its from MorganLeFay99, somthin bout NI" Harry said, as he grabbed some parchment, and stole a quill from Hermione

"Lol, thanks for reminding me about the Knights who say Ni, I almost forgot! I haven't seen the movie in a few months, I need to watch it again, besides, I need to find some duet for Snape and Dobby, thanx!" wrote Harry, as he handed the note to Hedwig, and Hedwig flew off

Then Ron and Hermione went to their rooms and went to sleep, as it was kinda late and all. Harry decided to stay in the common room for a bit, to study for Defense against the Dark Arts, so he could impress the new teacher, Tim the Enchanter. Just then, Sk8rgurl610 walked up and said something that you can read in the reviews list if you really want to take the trouble.

"Oh thanks", said Harry "Yes, Monty Python does rock! And Harry Potter is fun too!" as Harry smiled smugly. "Ill try to keep updating as soon as I can… although I might occasionally get distracted by school"

Harry then walked up to his room, and finally went to sleep.

Harry had a strange dream that night, he saw the door in the Ministry of Magic again, but as he walked through it, he ended up in a field, where a penguin walked up to him, and said "Donuts are tasty"

The penguin, Harry then suddenly realized, wasn't a penguin at all, but a platypus sorcerer, and he turned the field into the Imperial Palace on Coruscant, where Jaina Kenobi walked up.

"Oh hey, that's awesome, I don't suppose you like the Matrix also? Not including the second and third necessarily… although they weren't all that bad, just worse than the first. By the way, I hope this has deviated enough from the original MP lol" said Harry, as Jaina Kenobi pulled out a lightsaber to fight the platypi sorcerer, however, as everyone knows platypi are very powerfull.

And so Harry woke up before the fight ended. He decided that he would lie about his dream in divination class again.