Author's note: Sorry that this took so long. I thought I could get it posted before I left for camp, but due to my computer crashing I could. But her it is now! BTW, thank you Kait for pointing out my mistake.

"A woman who'll wait for the third time around, head in the clouds, feet on the ground

She's girl he's glad he's found, she's his shipoopi."

---Shipoopi, The Music Man

The next morning Summer stood in front of her closet trying to find the perfect outfit to change into later for her date with Seth that night, and nothing she had looked right while Sam sat in her crib chewing on a pink rattle.

"Okay sweetie. Mommy needs your help here." Summer said finally narrowing her choice down to two. She pulled a light blue sweater and a long denim skirt out and held them up against her body.

"What do you think about this?"

Sam just looked at the outfit and continued chewing on her rattle.

"To plain? That's what I thought too."

She tossed the outfit down on the bed and pulled out choice number two, a red sweater and a tight pair of jeans with a silver belt. Sam continued chewing, not showing and emotion about the outfit.

"You're a lot of help." Summer said picking her daughter up, "You know that?"

Sam smiled and Summer walked into the kitchen.

"So, it's official. I have nothing to wear on my date with Seth tonight."

"Why don't you wear what you've got on?" Gary asked referring to the pink Paul Frank hoody and paint splattered jeans she was wearing.

"Meg, please explain to him."

"This is Seth Cohen we're talking about Gary." Meg said over enthusiastically, "The love of her young life. The guy she thinks of every time In Your Eyes comes on the radio..."

"First off: you're quoting Dawson's Creek? And secondly: it's Wonderwall, thank you very much."

"Ooh, excuse me..."Meg said until she was cut off by the doorbell ringing.

"I'll get it." Summer said as she handed Sam off to her cousin. "See you guys tonight."

"Be back before..."

"One, I know. And I know, don't have sex. We covered this all last night remember?"

"See you tonight." Summer hurried to the front door grabbing her purse on the way. She swung open the door and was surprised to see Seth standing on the other side.

"What are you doing here?" she asked surprised

"Anne's letting me borrow her car so I can accompany you to this drama activity."

"Why?"

"I want to know what it's like to spend a full Springfield day with Summer Roberts."

"Let's go then."

"Alright, let's go."

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Summer and Seth walked into the school auditorium and were surprised to see no working going on. Instead Becca, Jackson and Cat were on the stage with a half build half painted set behind them while Ms. Casey, pretty much all of drama three and Katherine and Anne Marie sat in the audience watching.

"Tonight on Behind the Music: Vanilla Ice." Jackson said in his best announcer voice, "Vanilla Ice was born Rob Van Winkle, which I know is a weird name for a kid. After making songs for bad turtle movies, Vanilla hit rock bottom. One day Shug Night threw him out of a three story window while a guy played the bongos and held a baby nearby. Here's Shug Night on that incident:"

"He just was rapping and talking like he was black and I couldn't handle it anymore. I mean he's white! And not even a tan white, like iridescent white!" Cat said throwing random hand signal's in whenever she felt they were necessary.

"But unfortunately that wasn't the end for Ice. After being beat out by Ozzy Osbourn to be the spokesperson of the new popular drink Hot Vanilla, available at a Starbucks near you, he snuck into the Osbourn house and tried to beat the tar out of Ozzy."

"Oh Ozzy! Lola, attack him. No, don't pee on his leg. Oh Lola." Becca said doing a dead on Sharon Osbourn impression

"And scene." Ms. Casey said standing up, "That was great you guys. Okay, if you'll come back down here I'll number you off again."

"What's going on?" Summer asked as she and Seth walked down the rows of seats.

"Look who finally managed to get out of bed." Anne joked, "Morning Sum."

"I thought we were going to be working today. You know, painting, hammering." Summer said confused

"We will be later. But in order for all of you to earn those points that I know will be spent on senior ditch day you need to do some learning."

"So not only am I spending a Saturday at school, I also have to learn stuff?" Summer wrinkling her nose

"Believe me I went through this will every single person in here."

"So what kind of learning are we doing?" Summer asked sliding into a hard wooden seat

"Improv. Very easy. So who's you're friend?"

"Seth."

"Seth? Not Seth Cohen."

"So you've heard of me." Seth said turning on his Cohen charm, "All good I hope."

"Pretty much. So, are you going to be joining in?"

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An hour later everyone was more open to the idea of doing work on a Saturday.

"Okay we need an armadillo." Becca looked around the stage until she saw Seth hiding in the back of the stage trying to stay out of sight. "You! You'll work. Okay now we need a picture of Texas."

"Like that?" Amy asked attempting to draw a picture of Texas on a small dry erase board they had found in the prop room.

"I don't know. Now we need to put Dallas on the map."

"Where's Dallas?"

"I don't know, just put it anywhere. Okay, now we need someone to testify that they died. You! You'll work." Becca exclaimed pulling Cat to her

"I died?" She asked in a little kid voice.

"Okay now we need you to eat Dallas." Seth began looking ferocious at the map of Texas while Becca pretended to take some pictures. "Good one more time."

"Hold on I need to draw Dallas again."

Amy turned the board around quickly and drew a star all over the state. As soon as the board was turned back around Seth was back to pretending to be a horrifying armadillo.

"Okay, perfect! Send it to the press. Moving on to our next story, Californian's aren't getting into heaven." Becca exclaimed hopping off the stage.

"Oh my god Seth." Summer said laughing, "You are one terrible armadillo."

"Let's see if you can be any better."

Summer hurried on stage and stood in between Anne and Kristi.

"I wonder what's on television." Kristi said sitting down on the stage pretending to hit a button on a remote.

"Hey MTV viewers!" Anne said in a very valley girl accent that she had spend years working on, "This is Keli Jo here at the So-Cal Spring Break beach house. Hey Carson! We've got big news! California and parts of Nevada and other surrounding states that I didn't learn in Geometry are breaking away and sinking into the ocean! But we've got 5 hours and counting and we're going to make it worth while. So first up on our end of days countdown is Britney Spears cover of I Wanna Be Sedated which is like totally better than the old version 'cause that one was so like old, you know?"

"Next." Kristi said pretending to hit another button.

"For those of you just tuning in this is Robin Robins for E! California is sinking into the ocean. Now rumor has it that we're not getting into heaven, but unfortunately the big guys reps are saying 'No Comment'. So while we wait for that we've got big news on J. Lo's sixth wedding, what the word is on a Sex movie and just whether or not The Valley's own Jake Needleman, yes Grady Bridges himself, is dating a costar. And I'll give you a clue it's a yes."

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"Okay, so we're going to end this with a game of story tellers. Okay so group three, come on up." Ms. Casey said

Summer, Anne Marie, Becca and Jackson all made their way onstage.

"Okay, so here's how this game works, these four are going to sit in a line and they're going to tell whatever story you want them to. So, what story do you want to hear?"

"Jonah and the wale!" Amy called out

"Cinderella!" Cat hollered

"The story about that one time with Marissa and Ryan and a baseball bat in the pool house!" Seth joked

"We've got a winner. Tell the story of that one time with Marissa and Ryan and the base ball bat in the pool house. Summer why don't you start off."

"Okay," Summer said nervously, not really knowing where she was supposed to take this story, "so there was this one time when Marissa and Ryan were hanging out in the pool house and Marissa was all like 'Rawr..."

"Stop." Casey called out, "Becca take over."

"Marissa was all like 'Rawr, I'm Marissa and I'm thin and stuff' and then..."

"Anne."

"And then this guy walked in and was just like, 'Look at me look at me' and Marissa and Ryan were just like, 'Waa?' and then they noticed that..."

"Jackson."

"Then they noticed that this guy was Nick Nolte and he's just like 'I'm Nick Nolte and I was in Spider Man, blah blah blah. Look at my crazy hair' and..."

"Becca."

"And Ryan pulled out a baseball bat which he had hidden under his bed 'cause he's from Chino and..."

"Summer."

"And that's how they do it in Chino. And then Nick Nolte was like..."

"Anne."

"Nick Nolte was like 'Ahh, you're from Chino...ahh.' and then..."

"Jackson."

"And then this guy with an awesome Jew fro wondered into the pool house and was just like 'I love puddin'. Puddin'. Puddin'. Puddin'. It's so fun to say.' And then he..."

"Becca."

"And then he left to go find his inconceivably hot girlfriend and was quickly followed by Nick Nolte who has the attention span of a nine year old on a three day sugar bender. The end."