(Butch and Marley are back at Patrick's house. There's a note pinned to the
outside of the rock. Butch picks it up. It says:
Deer frends I and spongbob have moovd to the Adlantac oshone. Well miss you all verry mush. Luv Patrick. P.S. Gasman, sary abowt the mony.)
Butch: How the hell do they know I got gas?
Marley: I bet they've been fallowing us.
Butch: Yeah, but looks like the tables have turned now. They can't run from us, they aint never gettin to the Atlantic.
(Meanwhile,Spongebob and Patrick are driving down the highway. Spongebob is eating some chips while Patrick drives.)
Patrick: Where'd you get those?
Spongebob: I bought them when we filled up.
Patrick: With what money?
Spongebob: Don't worry, I was able to raise $25 before we left?
Patrick: Where'd you get $25?
Spongebob: Ohh...ya know, I sold some stuff.
Patrick: Like....
Spongebob: Ohh,just some old junk. Baseballcards, a yo-yo, my old jellyfish net. *coughs* Gary.
Patrick: You sold Gary? Your dead snail? To who?
Spongebob: Billy in 4-C
Patrick: The blind kid?
Spongebob: Dahahaha! yeah.
Patrick: Spongebob, Gary didn't have a head.
Spongebob: Yeah he did, it was just disconnected form his body. But don't worry, its all taken care of.
(A little blind fish is sitting on a bench petting Gary, who's head has been reatatched by duct tape.)
Billy: Aww,nice kitty. Yes you are,such a quiet nice kitty. Nice kitty.
(People stare at him.)
(Pat and Bob are have now stopped at a truck stop for lunch and are waiting inside for their food to arrive.)
Spongebob: Hmm, this place is much cleaner than the Krusty Krabb.
Patrick: Yeah, just a bit noisier though.
Spongebob: Well thats ok. Its the sound of good service. *in a Mr.Krabb-ish voice* which means new costumers...with fresh money! Dahaha! Mr.Krabbs use to say that. Untill his business got shut down for poor sanitation and he moved to the Atlantic. Hey Patrick...we're moving to the Atlantic! Maybe we'll see him there!
Patrick: Yeah,maybe.
(A waitress sets two burgers on the table in front of them and returns to the kitchen.)
(They start to eat untill Spongebob gasps.)
Spongebob: Patrick...
Patrick: What is it?
Spongebob: Your patty is undercooked! Do you know what that means?
Patrick: Uhh...the cow isn't dead yet?
Spongebob: No,Patrick! Its much more serious than that. You see,in the food safe coarce,one of the first things they teach you is not to undercook the meat. If someone eats an undercooked patty, they will be cursed forever and ever for at least 7 years!
Patrick: *tosses patty over his shoulder.* Ok ok, I only wanted the pickle anyways.
Sea-bass: What the hell? Who's the dead man who hit me with this hunk of meat?
( A very big redneck bass gets up and comes to their table.)
Spongebob: *standing up* Excuse me, but its not a 'hunk of meat'. It is a well made Krabby Patty, or as you folks may know it as, a Ham-burger. Of coarce I don't know why its called a hamburger, theirs no ham in it....*Sea- bass pushes him back down in his seat.* o-or we could sit down. Whatever floats your boat.
Sea-bass: *shoves the patty in Spongebob's face.* So you think this is funny eh?
Spongebob: Uh...w-well you see...
Patrick: It was me sir. I threw the patty. B-but not on purpose! believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.
Sea-bass's friend: Kick his ass,Sea-bass!
Sea-Bass: *Noticing the remains of Patrick's burger.* You gonna eat that?
Patrick: Uhh, yes...I mean no, well yeah it uhh it crossed my mind.
(Sea-bass lifts the bun and hawks a big green loogie on it before returning to his seat.)
( A few minutes later, SB and Pat are finishing their meals. The waitress had brought Patrick a new burger.)
Spongebob: You really wussed out Patrick.
Patrick: Well so did you, Mr.Whateverfloatsyourboat!
Spongebob: Wait a sec, I think I just...Yeah I just had an idea.
Patrick: Did it hurt?
Spongebob: *ignoring him* Fallow me.
(They go to the back of the resturaunt to Sea-Bass's table.)
Spongebob: Scuse me fellas,
Sea-Bass: What the hell do you want?
Spongebob: Well, we were just feeling kinda bad about throwing a patty at you so we were wondering if we could just buy you guys a round of beers to bury the hatchet.
Sea-Bass: Make it four boiler-makers.
Spongebob: Whatever you want sir, I'll have the waitress bring it over immiedetley.
(They walk away.)
Patrick: *Whispering* Spongebob,what are you doing? We can't afford to buy them drinks!
Spongebob: *While Patrick is talking* Shh! sh! sh!
(They casually approach the front desk. Spongebob leans in to the waitress at the cashier.)
Spongebob: Hi, uhh Sea-Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our tab.
Waitress: *looks suspicious* Sea-Bass said that?
Spongebob: Well,If that guy over there is Sea-Bass,then yes.
(Sea-Bass raises his fin to identify him and the other 3 fish he's sitting with.)
Waitress: *shruggs* If thats what he wants.
Patrick: *grabbing anything at the till that he can* Put these on there too ok?
Waitress: Sure.
(SB and Pat are now in their van going full speed down the highway laughing.)
Patrick: Uh huh huh huh huh!
Spongebob: Dahahahahaha!
Patrick: You're a geunius! Where did you think of that?
Spongebob: I saw it in a movie once. The guy made some other guy pick up his tab and floored it. Then they catch up to him about halfway down the road and slit his throat. Dahahaha! It was a good movie.
(Patrick looks petrified.)
Deer frends I and spongbob have moovd to the Adlantac oshone. Well miss you all verry mush. Luv Patrick. P.S. Gasman, sary abowt the mony.)
Butch: How the hell do they know I got gas?
Marley: I bet they've been fallowing us.
Butch: Yeah, but looks like the tables have turned now. They can't run from us, they aint never gettin to the Atlantic.
(Meanwhile,Spongebob and Patrick are driving down the highway. Spongebob is eating some chips while Patrick drives.)
Patrick: Where'd you get those?
Spongebob: I bought them when we filled up.
Patrick: With what money?
Spongebob: Don't worry, I was able to raise $25 before we left?
Patrick: Where'd you get $25?
Spongebob: Ohh...ya know, I sold some stuff.
Patrick: Like....
Spongebob: Ohh,just some old junk. Baseballcards, a yo-yo, my old jellyfish net. *coughs* Gary.
Patrick: You sold Gary? Your dead snail? To who?
Spongebob: Billy in 4-C
Patrick: The blind kid?
Spongebob: Dahahaha! yeah.
Patrick: Spongebob, Gary didn't have a head.
Spongebob: Yeah he did, it was just disconnected form his body. But don't worry, its all taken care of.
(A little blind fish is sitting on a bench petting Gary, who's head has been reatatched by duct tape.)
Billy: Aww,nice kitty. Yes you are,such a quiet nice kitty. Nice kitty.
(People stare at him.)
(Pat and Bob are have now stopped at a truck stop for lunch and are waiting inside for their food to arrive.)
Spongebob: Hmm, this place is much cleaner than the Krusty Krabb.
Patrick: Yeah, just a bit noisier though.
Spongebob: Well thats ok. Its the sound of good service. *in a Mr.Krabb-ish voice* which means new costumers...with fresh money! Dahaha! Mr.Krabbs use to say that. Untill his business got shut down for poor sanitation and he moved to the Atlantic. Hey Patrick...we're moving to the Atlantic! Maybe we'll see him there!
Patrick: Yeah,maybe.
(A waitress sets two burgers on the table in front of them and returns to the kitchen.)
(They start to eat untill Spongebob gasps.)
Spongebob: Patrick...
Patrick: What is it?
Spongebob: Your patty is undercooked! Do you know what that means?
Patrick: Uhh...the cow isn't dead yet?
Spongebob: No,Patrick! Its much more serious than that. You see,in the food safe coarce,one of the first things they teach you is not to undercook the meat. If someone eats an undercooked patty, they will be cursed forever and ever for at least 7 years!
Patrick: *tosses patty over his shoulder.* Ok ok, I only wanted the pickle anyways.
Sea-bass: What the hell? Who's the dead man who hit me with this hunk of meat?
( A very big redneck bass gets up and comes to their table.)
Spongebob: *standing up* Excuse me, but its not a 'hunk of meat'. It is a well made Krabby Patty, or as you folks may know it as, a Ham-burger. Of coarce I don't know why its called a hamburger, theirs no ham in it....*Sea- bass pushes him back down in his seat.* o-or we could sit down. Whatever floats your boat.
Sea-bass: *shoves the patty in Spongebob's face.* So you think this is funny eh?
Spongebob: Uh...w-well you see...
Patrick: It was me sir. I threw the patty. B-but not on purpose! believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.
Sea-bass's friend: Kick his ass,Sea-bass!
Sea-Bass: *Noticing the remains of Patrick's burger.* You gonna eat that?
Patrick: Uhh, yes...I mean no, well yeah it uhh it crossed my mind.
(Sea-bass lifts the bun and hawks a big green loogie on it before returning to his seat.)
( A few minutes later, SB and Pat are finishing their meals. The waitress had brought Patrick a new burger.)
Spongebob: You really wussed out Patrick.
Patrick: Well so did you, Mr.Whateverfloatsyourboat!
Spongebob: Wait a sec, I think I just...Yeah I just had an idea.
Patrick: Did it hurt?
Spongebob: *ignoring him* Fallow me.
(They go to the back of the resturaunt to Sea-Bass's table.)
Spongebob: Scuse me fellas,
Sea-Bass: What the hell do you want?
Spongebob: Well, we were just feeling kinda bad about throwing a patty at you so we were wondering if we could just buy you guys a round of beers to bury the hatchet.
Sea-Bass: Make it four boiler-makers.
Spongebob: Whatever you want sir, I'll have the waitress bring it over immiedetley.
(They walk away.)
Patrick: *Whispering* Spongebob,what are you doing? We can't afford to buy them drinks!
Spongebob: *While Patrick is talking* Shh! sh! sh!
(They casually approach the front desk. Spongebob leans in to the waitress at the cashier.)
Spongebob: Hi, uhh Sea-Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our tab.
Waitress: *looks suspicious* Sea-Bass said that?
Spongebob: Well,If that guy over there is Sea-Bass,then yes.
(Sea-Bass raises his fin to identify him and the other 3 fish he's sitting with.)
Waitress: *shruggs* If thats what he wants.
Patrick: *grabbing anything at the till that he can* Put these on there too ok?
Waitress: Sure.
(SB and Pat are now in their van going full speed down the highway laughing.)
Patrick: Uh huh huh huh huh!
Spongebob: Dahahahahaha!
Patrick: You're a geunius! Where did you think of that?
Spongebob: I saw it in a movie once. The guy made some other guy pick up his tab and floored it. Then they catch up to him about halfway down the road and slit his throat. Dahahaha! It was a good movie.
(Patrick looks petrified.)
