Characters:

Jake:

Lucifer:

Chloe:

Terry:

Dan:

Amy:

Charles:

Gina:

Ella:

Holt:

Lansing: (made-up)

Jake: While, Jeremy Irons is a popular actor, William Atherton is clearly the better villain in Die Hard.

Lansing: You didn't get demoted from Atherton to Irons, you got demoted from boyfriend to ex-boyfriend.

Lansing gets a text from Captain Holt.

Lansing: I gotta go.

Charles: So sad about you and Amy, I can't believe the worst ship is back together.

Jake: I have to use someone to make her jealous, and I know just the person.

Blair: I'm a magnet when it comes to men, everyone always finds me beautiful.

Jake: This is to get me back with Amy.

Blair: Still, the 99 has a problem with Teddy.

Terry: Most boring man alive, Captain needs everybody in the briefing room. Where's Amy?

Charles: Probably with Teddy.

Terry: She's gonna miss briefing today I guess.

Jake: That's right.

Holt: Listen up, I spoke to the LAPD, some of their Detectives will be merging operations with us.

Lansing: Be on your best behavior, focus on work and professional matters here, personal at home.

Holt: The commissioner put the 99 out of service due to this.

Jake: Why?

Lansing: He thinks that the 99 needs one free day.

Holt: We don't always get those.

Jake: Someone's here, looks like a cop.

Lansing: He is a cop.

Someone walks in.

Holt: Can I help you?

Dan: Detective Daniel Espinoza, LAPD.

Lansing: I've heard about you, Espinoza, you are gonna be pretty useful for cases.

Dan: Chloe's here.

Chloe, Lucifer, Ella and Maze walk in.

Lansing: Decker, I remember working alongside you on a case once.

Chloe: Rape case, began in LA, moved on to New York.

Lansing: That's the one.

Lucifer: Lucifer. Morningstar.

Lansing: Captain J.D. Lansing, this is Captain Raymond Holt.

Lucifer: Nice to work with you guys.

Holt: All of you guys are now with the NYPD.

Lansing: This is New York, not Los Angeles. We do things differently here.

Holt: Example, partnership assignments, Jeffords and Lansing took care of that.

Lansing: Mr. Morningstar, you and Detective Decker will be seperated.

Terry: You're with me, she's with Peralta.

Holt: Two tough people in the house.

Lansing: They go together.

Terry: Also, Boyle, you're with Espinoza.

Amy: Sorry I'm late, new Detectives, hello.

Dan: Hey.

Holt: We're handing out partnership assignments.

Lansing: Santiago, with me.

Amy: Copy, Captain.

Holt: Dismissed.

Everyone heads out of the briefing room.

Lansing: First of all, welcome to New York.

Chloe: Thank you, can't wait to discover more about this city.

Lansing: This is a good city, trust me.

Lansing gets a text.

Lansing: Jake, Leon needs us, Decker, with us.

Chloe: Copy that.

Jake, Lansing and Chloe go down to the 2nd floor and Leon's corner.

Lansing: Leon, something going on?

Leon: Amy was late because of Teddy, she's thinking of transferring to another precinct.

Jake: What!?

Lansing: Why?

Leon: She wants to work in the same precinct as Teddy.

Chloe: What do you mean by same precinct?

Lansing: Teddy's down here.

Leon: Amy's thinking of getting a transfer to this floor, Captain.

Lansing: Holt's like a mentor, don't think he'll let that happen.

Leon: Agreed, Amy's one of his best Detectives.

Jake: Exactly, if Teddy pops the question, she's definitely gonna say yes now.

Lansing: Unless, you team up with someone to make her jealous.

Jake: Oh, I already did. I got Blair to do it.

Leon: Blair's a magnet when it comes to men, everyone's gonna be jealous of you, not her.

Jake: She could also make Amy jealous.

Chloe: I saw Blair actually. She is gorgeous, you made the right decision, Peralta.

Lansing: You did. A word?

Jake follows Lansing by the elevator.

Jake: I know, I'm definitely gonna make Amy jealous.

Lansing: Chloe's showing clear signs of attraction.

Jake: She and I are just friends. Blair's on my mind, not or never Decker.

Lansing: Charles wants you back with Amy. Blair is the key.

Jake: Amy and I will be back together by tonight.

Lansing: You better be.

Leon: Jake, you are required on the police floor, same with you, Lansing, bring Decker with you.

Lansing: Thanks, Leon.

The trio head back to the 4th floor.

Lansing: Something going on?

Gina: Boyle and the tech analyst requested to talk to you three.

Dan: Lucifer's already in there.

Jake: What's going on?

Charles: I told Ella here everything about you and Amy.

Ella: She made a mistake by dumping you for her ex.

Lansing: We call him the most boring man alive, I call him my one of my men.

Charles: She also told me about you and Lucifer, Detective Decker, you kissed once, that's all.

Chloe: Meant nothing.

Lucifer: Not a thing.

Lansing: You three are on a stakeout tonight with me, Decker and Leon.

Chloe: There's a gala that Peralta's going to with Blair and Santiago's going to with that Teddy guy.

Charles: You're trying to make Amy jealous. Blair's the perfect woman for the job.

Ella: Not exactly. She's a man magnet.

Lucifer: I got clinged to her immediately.

Ella: Also because, I spoke to Blair and we have a problem, she has plans for a date tonight.

Lucifer: I confronted her about it. She basically forgot about it.

Lansing: Great, we need to find another woman.

Jake: Decker is off of stakeout duty.

Lansing: What do you mean?

Chloe: I'm going with him. I was the alternative.

Lansing: Now the chances of getting Amy back are way less.

Charles: Very bad, Jake.

Lansing's phone rings.

Lansing: Lansing.

Teddy: The entire precinct is going to the gala apparently, no stakeout duty.

Lansing: Thanks.

Lansing hangs up the phone.

Lansing: The gala is a mandated event, everyone's going.

Charles: Even you?

Lansing: Even me.

Lucifer: That's fantastic.

Blair heads in.

Blair: I'm bringing my date to the gala.

Lansing: Copy, Blair.

Gina: A dark black skinned guy is here.

Lucifer: That's for me, sorry.

Lucifer heads out.

Charles: Everyone can leave now.

Lansing: Thanks, Chuck.

Jake, Lansing, Chloe and Lucifer head out.

Lansing: We need someone to investigate.

Chloe: We know who to get.

Lansing: I'll get Pimento.

Jake: We will know by this week at the latest.

Lucifer: Earliest?

Jake: 2 days.

Chloe: The gala is tonight, everyone has to go, mandated event.

Lansing: Guys, he's doing it.

Jake: Thank god.

Lansing: Here comes someone we hate.

Jake: Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch.

Wuntch: Hello, Raymond.

Holt: Madeline, what brings you here?

Wuntch: 2 things, 1, to the new Detectives, welcome to the NYPD, 2, I expect to see you and Kevin at tonight's gala.

Holt: We will, you witch.

Wuntch: See you there, you bitch.

Dan: What's going on between you two?

Holt: We hate each other.

Lansing: Also an enemy of mine.

Jake: Wuntch hated both for a long time.

Kevin arrives at the precinct.

Holt: Kevin, hold on a minute.

Kevin: Heard some new faces were here.

Jake: Kevin, that is true.

Kevin: I'm sorry about you and Amy, but it looks like you clearly recovered.

Jake: New Detectives are a blast to have around.

Leon: Jake, Lansing, you two are gonna want to see this.

Lansing: Peralta, let's go, Kevin, good to see you again.

Kevin: You too.

Jake and Lansing go to Leon's corners.

Jake: What's going on?

Leon: The gala is all good to go, looks really gorgeous.

Lansing: Good work.

Leon: The real reason why I called you two down here, is because Jake actually looks like he's a part of a couple when he's with Decker.

Lansing: What about Amy?

Leon: He looks more real when he's with Decker since deep down Amy was a complete opposite to Jake.

Lansing: What do they have in common exactly?

Leon: Both were only children, both were in relationships that ended badly and most important is the connection to their fathers.

Lansing: Roger left you when you were only 7, and John Decker died when Chloe was in college.

Jake: Oh, no, it's true, I look more real when I'm with the other woman, but I still want Amy back.

Lansing: Charles would be devastated to find this out.

Leon: Same with the new tech analyst.

Jake: Who knows what they'll say.

Cuts to people in tech corners.

Charles: Hell, no, you want Amy.

Jake: I do, but Leon brought it up that I look more real when I'm with the other woman.

Ella: More real when you're with someone else. Not cool.

Lansing: He's getting Amy back tonight with Chloe's help.

Charles: Then life will be back to normal. Right now it's like a bizarro world.

Lansing: That is true.

Jake: Bizarro worlds are completly wrong.

Lansing gets a call.

Lansing: Lansing.

Pimento: Teddy and Amy are together right now for a reason, he asked for her help.

Lansing: For what?

Pimento: Love, this is gonna be permanent, I'm sorry.

Lansing: Thanks, continue digging and see if you can get anything else.

Pimento: I will.

Lansing hangs up the phone.

Lansing: That was Pimento, Teddy asked Amy for help coming to love, it's gonna be permanent, I'm sorry.

Jake: As long as I get her back tonight, I'm gonna be fine.

Charles: It's gonna be perfect by tomorrow, I'm gonna be there.

Lansing: We all are obviously.

Later that night

Lansing: Well, on the outside it doesn't look bad, it's probably gonna look better on the inside.

Jake: This place does look better on the inside.

Dan: Let's go, guys.

Everyone is in the gala room.

Lansing: It looks really perfect, guys.

Holt: Good decorations.

Kevin: Everyone looks amazing tonight.

Lansing: They really do.

Holt: Nobody looks better than us.

Lansing: Exactly.

Lansing goes towards Charles.

Charles: There's Amy, she didn't notice so far, but it will only be a matter of time.

Lansing: She'll notice him eventually.

Charles: She's gonna be jealous when she sees him with another woman.

Lansing: Very true.

Jake: Guys, what's going on?

Lansing: Looking at Amy, she has yet to notice you two.

Chloe: I figured, she must be too distracted by Teddy.

Charles: We don't want that.

Chloe: Santiago needs to be jealous, or else we're gonna have a problem.

Lansing: So true.

Ella: She notice yet?

Jake: No, too distracted.

Amy comes towards them.

Amy: You guys are perfect tonight.

Lansing: Thank you, we appreciate it.

Amy: You really do. A lawyer's coming soon.

Lansing: What would a lawyer be doing at a police gala?

Amy: Investigation.

Lansing: Know who the lawyer is?

Amy: Not yet, I just found out about it.

Lansing: OK, thanks for the update.

Amy: I'll keep you posted.

Charles: She did the look.

Chloe: What look?

Charles: The "I'm with someone else now" look.

Lansing: No. That's bad news.

Chloe: No luck so far.

Lansing: Boyle, with me, we need to talk.

Jake: You look amazing tonight.

Chloe: Well, thank you, chose it myself.

Jake: Nice.

Charles: We got a problem, Leon just confirmed that she is committed.

Jake: No.

Chloe: Son of a bitch.

Lansing: Nothing you can do about it, Jake.

Charles: I hate to say this, while we work to get you two back together, it's best that you move on.

Jake: I'll try my best, but it will hurt emotionally.

Lansing: I figured you would say that.

Charles: We will work hard.

Lansing: Deep down she will realize she still loves you.

Jake: Hopefully.

Charles: We'll have Pimento investigate more tomorrow.

Jake: Thanks for the support.

Jake walks towards Captain Holt.

Holt: Peralta, you look sad.

Jake: I can't get Amy back, she's committed to Teddy.

Holt: I heard, she's thinking of transferring.

Jake: You won't let that happen.

Holt: I would turn the transfer down.

Jake: You would make the right decision.

Holt: Peralta, move on, focus elsewhere.

Jake: Thanks, Captain.

Jake walks back towards Charles, Lansing and Chloe.

Lansing: Well, well, well.

Jake: What?

Charles: Amy's out for the night with Teddy.

Jake: I need to stay somewhere else tonight.

Lansing: I'm not asking, you're staying with me tonight.

Jake: Thanks.

Lansing: No problem.

Chloe: Guys, Teddy came to me, we got a problem, we're out of here for the night.

Jake: I just remembered, I already packed up my stuff from the apartment.

Lansing: Good timing.

Chloe: You can't stay with Lansing tonight.

Jake: What?

Lansing: Why not?

Chloe: Entire block got evacuated.

Jake: Great.

Lansing: I'm investigating. Get the bomb squad there.

Chloe: Got it.

Charles: Why is he leaving early?

Jake: His block got evacuated, he's teaming up with the bomb squad to investigate.

Charles: He shouldn't be there, should he?

Jake: Normally no, but he's a cop, so he's helping them investigate.

Charles: Jake, you can stay with me, Nikolaj is at a sleepover tonight.

Jake: I am not.

Charles: Why not?

Jake: I'm staying somewhere else.

Charles: Best if you move on, everyone said that to you.

Jake: That is true.

Charles: We will work hard to get you back with Amy.

Jake: I really appreciate that.

Charles: Absolutely.

After the gala

Jake: Sure it didn't succeed, I would still like to thank you for your help.

Chloe: I'm not jealous or anything but, deep down she still loves you, not Teddy.

Jake: Amy could only love one person.

Chloe: While you lost your girlfriend and everyone gave you the advice "move on". I will not stop until you get Amy back even if I get attracted to you myself.

Jake: Which I think you are.

Someone Jake never thought he would see again appears in front of them.

Sophia: Jake, we need to talk.