Chapter Thirteen:

"Bellatrix..." whispered a soft haunting voice. "It's time to get up Bellatrix..."

Bellatrix's eyelids slowly fluttered open. Floating above her face was a glowing green skull with a large snake protruding from its gaping mouth. The snake licked its forked tongue across the young Death Eater's face hissing impatiently.

"Hurry," it crooned, "we must hurry before the Dark Lord discovers that you have disobeyed his orders."

"What the fuck?" Bellatrix mumbled rubbing her sleep filled eyes.

"We must hurry," the little girl grabbed Bellatrix's hand and pulled her from the bed. She had flyaway hair that shone blood red in the sun coming in from the window.

Bellatrix yawned and got up, pushing the covers to the edge of her desk. The little girl screamed as shadow moved across the moon's glowing face.

"Hurry he's coming," the dog grabbed Bellatrix's sleeve and tugged her to her feet. Bellatrix straightened out her flowing skirt and began to race across the tile floor following the barking dog.

A loud ripping noise filled her ears. Bellatrix looked back and saw a huge shadow slicing through the bushes right towards her. With a slight kick she urged her black horse forward screaming for the cat ahead of them to slow down.

The sound grew louder like the sound of a thousand chain saws ripping through the flesh of a dragon. Bellatrix screamed, her hands flying up to cover her ears. Unfortunately flying a broom requires that at least one hand be on it at all times. Bellatrix tried to grasp on but it was too late. She plummeted towards the churning waters below falling with a crash onto the pile of mattresses.

A large black snake slithered across the bedroom floor hissing angrily its gaze fixed on Bellatrix. Bellatrix screamed for help but all that came was a small bee flapping its enormous wings in an attempt to scare the wolf away.

The wolf opened its jaws widely and with one bite the hippogriff disappeared inside the dragon's mouth. It gave one last cry for help before disappearing into the black hole forever.

Bellatrix tried to escape the whirlpool of darkness but slowly she gave in and let herself be sucked back into the lamp. Inside the glass jar was empty except for a rocking chair.

An old grandmother sat in it knitting what looked like a mini skirt.

"Looks like the Dark Lord had his way with you too. Here would you like to help me finish baking this pie." She pointed to the pile of dough in front of her. Bellatrix hesitated for a second but finally walked across the kitchen and stuck her hand inside the dead chicken.

Her fingers wrapped around the chicken' guts as it flapped its wings trying to get away. With one tug she ripped of the guy's shirt off exposing a beautifully sculpted body. She stepped forward and took his full breast in her hand and began to massage as the woman moaned with pleasure.

Bellatrix felt her member getting stiff as she rubbed her large callused hands over the woman's tits. She got even hornier as the women in front of her began to fuck with no thought about anything.

Bellatrix screamed as the other woman bit into her breast. The man grabbed himself and moaned in pleasure.

Bellatrix couldn't believe that pervert was doing that in front of her. She swung a gleaming sword through the air and grinned happily as it sliced through the watermelon. Hungrily she began to eat the fruit. Except at that moment a large storm could began to move in form the north. Sadly Bellatrix told the other girls she had to go inside because her mommy said they were dirt compared to her.

Her mother smiled happily as Bellatrix told the man he was about to die as she wrenched the knife out of his chest. She screamed as the blood stained steel ripped out of her skin.

Never had she known that a snake coming out of your body would hurt so much. Then again snakes were vicious and it was no surprise that so many people feared them. Anyone would be afraid of that size of a tidal wave. She tried to run from the water but it was too fast. Bellatrix yelled for help as the cows' bodies flooded around her. Their blood was staining her white dress. She stared down in embarrassment not believing that her period had come early.

Everyone in the room laughed as she thought about the question the Professor had just asked.

"What was that again?"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after."

Bellatrix yelled in horror as she tumbled down the mountain trying to keep the bucket of water from spilling all over her mother's new rug.

"What is the meaning of this?" her mother yelled staring at Bellatrix sitting naked in an overflowed bathtub.

"I can explain." Bellatrix muttered as her dad held up a package of cigarettes.

"Well you'd better make it good," Lestrange screamed at her, opening up another can of beer and putting his hairy feet on her Formica table as she attempted to make dinner.

"Get that nasty thing off," she moaned watching as Narcissa paraded around the room in a mini skirt.

"Don't you like it?" Lestrange asked pulling away from her breast.

"I'm not being too rough am I?" Tracy shouted grabbing a chair and smashing it into Bellatrix's back.

"Of course not," she said quietly wishing her mother would stop lecturing her about the dangers of muggle drugs.

"You need to understand how much they fuck with your body," the slut said as a man rammed himself into her.

"It'll hurt at first but after a while it becomes second nature," the man said wincing a little as the needle slid into his arm

"Of course this isn't for the faint of heart," The Dark Lord said with a deathly cold voice.

"Only those with dedication and love for what they do will make it in this world," Professor Rider told Bellatrix handing her several flyers of possible job opportunities.

"Those with none shall live in a van down by the river," said comedian Bellatrix had seen in a store window.

"Right," Bellatrix nodded as the robe maker showed her the robe she had ordered.

"Are you sure this is the one?" Lucius asked, pulling a mask over his face.

"Positive," Bellatrix muttered staring at her pregnancy test.

"No fucking way," she whispered as Lestrange pulled out a massive amount of drugs from his coat.

"Yep. Wait till you try this one. You won't be walking straight for hours," the slut pushed a guy forward.

"But in the end it's all that hard work is worth it," Rider smiled and wished Bellatrix the best of luck on her O.W.L.s.

"And remember try your hardest and you'll do fine," the slut patted Bellatrix on the back.

"STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!" Bellatrix screamed in her unconscious state. Madam Pomphrey rushed over and placed her hand on Bellatrix's forehead.

"Well her temperature has dropped slightly that's always good. Luckily I didn't give her enough of the medicine so in no time she should be awake and her normal rebellious self."

"I'm jumping for joy," Tracy said sarcastically, tapping her foot impatiently on the stone floor. Pomphrey chuckled moving to the other side of the bed.

"You don't have to wait you know?" Madam Pomphrey said checking Bellatrix's pulse.

"I know. But I don't have any class this hour so this is about all the excitement I'll get in my life. It sort of reminds me of the soaps my mother used to watch when I was little. Will Jack wake up from his coma in time to stop Kelly from marrying his brother? They were the stupidest things but my mom enjoyed them. I guess this soap is a little different though. Will Bellatrix regain consciousness in time to serve her detention with the cruel and hateful Professor Tracy?" She laughed roughly to herself while Pomphrey stood there confused.

"Never mind," Tracy said with a tone of embarrassment in her voice, "I guess it's a muggle thing."

"Ahh..." Pomphrey nodded, trying to hide her lack of getting it.

"I SAID GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Bellatrix loudly snarled sitting up in her bed, her eyes darting wildly around the room.

"Ohh welcome back dear," Pomphrey said happily handing Bellatrix a cup of water. "Hear drink this you look dehydrated." Bellatrix knocked the cup out of the nurse's hand angrily screeching for help from this madness.

Tracy walked calmly over and struck Bellatrix across the face. A huge red mark began to appear but Bellatrix had stopped ranting. Her eye's focused on Tracy and narrowed.

"Yep back to normal," Tracy said walking out of the room.

A/n: WOOT! Two new chapters in the same number of days. I'm on a roll. Go me! I hope that chapter didn't complete confuzzle you as it did me. Though confusing I think it is one of my best chapters yet though. What do you think? Review.