Author's Note: Well, I'm back again, so yay for me! Not a lot to say, except thank you to Lymerai for the great review! That was like the longest review ever, LoL. So thank you, thank you, thank you, and thank you!
Also, sorry it took so long to update! I got busy and had computer problems and stuff, no fun. :'(
Oh and one last thing, I'm sick of having to type out "journal cam" every time, so from now on it'll just be JC. Like, "Kagome's JC". Just thought I'd clear that up before anyone got confused and sent me angry letters.
Well… guess that's it for now.
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Recap: InuYasha practically burnt down the kitchen, and then he electrocuted himself with a hair dryer. The daily assignment was an ice cream eating contest, and Kagome starting flipping out once she saw who the judges were.
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'Welcome back to the Surreal Life, only on VH1.'
Kagome opened the door, took a step back, pinched herself, shook her head, and then screamed. "OMG OMG Look who it is!"
"Um… who is it?" Sango asked."
"Who is it? Who is it? I tell ya who it is!" Kagome said as tears of joys filled her eyes. "They're the Backstreet Boys!"
"Huh?"
"The Backstreet Boys!"
"Who are the Bad Feet Toys?"
"Ugh, never mind, Sango."
Kagome's JC–
"Wow, I still can't believe it! The BackStreet Boys! I mean how cool is that! I love the BackStreet Boys almost as much as I love InuYasha's fuzzy ears! … Did I just say that out loud? Oh crap."
End JC-
Four of the five pop stars looked at each other confusedly, while AJ just smiled and said "Kon nichiwa."
"Kon nichiwa!" Kagome said back cheerfully.
"What is he saying?" Nick asked.
"No clue." replied Brian.
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Author's Note: Now I hope this doesn't thoroughly confuse you, but you see InuYasha and the gang all speak Japanese, but the Backstreet Boys speak English. In this fic, I've made it so AJ speaks both English and Japanese, acting as a translator at times. So, from now on all words spoken in English will be underlined. If this was an actual TV show, everything Japanese would be subtitled, and that would just be plain annoying.
Also, remember that this is 1997, and around then BSB had toured all of Europe and Asia, and were well on their way to becoming huge in America too, so I bet Kagome had at least heard of them. Yes, I was a fan, and I bet you were too. Don't try to deny it. XP
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"So anyway, it's nice to meet you guys. I'm AJ, and these guys are Kevin, Nick, Brian, and Howie."
"Those are the strangest names I've ever heard." Miroku said as he looked over their unusual clothing.
"Most people in this era are weird, but these guys are total freaks!" InuYasha commented rudely.
"InuYasha! You do NOT talk about the BackStreet boys like that! Sit Boy!"
THUD
"Oh, hello carpet. Will you be my friend?"
InuYasha's JC-
"Man, that wench sits me for the stupidest things! I mean, I was so right! Those guys are total freaks!"
End JC-
"Did I miss something?" asked Nick.
"Dude, you miss everything." replied Kevin.
"So, guess we got some ice cream to eat!" Kagome said excitedly.
"Yeah, lets go out back, some guys are setting everything up." AJ said as he headed back out the door and past the other four BackStreet Boys.
"C'mon you guys!" AJ called
"Um… no we're good. We'll just watch from a safe distance." Brian called back.
"Yeah, that chick is freaky! She got mad at that old dude and he hit the ground!" Howie said, nodding in agreement.
"Um… what's your name again? InuYasha? Howie just called you old… how old are you anyway?" AJ asked.
"I am not old! I'm…. um…" InuYasha said as he tried to count on his fingers.
"Like… 67 or so… if you count the time he was pinned to the tree." Kagome answered.
"He's 67!" AJ announced.
"Told ya he was old!" Howie said as he hid behind Nick.
"Dude, Howie's right, you are old." AJ said to the hanyou.
"Am not! I'm still a teenager! Idiot."
"And he acts like he's five." said Miroku sarcastically.
"Shut up, ya stupid monk."
"Would you stop calling me that?"
"Make me."
"Please, InuYasha."
"Pssh, yeah right."
"InuYasha, he asked politely." Kagome said in a motherly tone.
"So?"
"So the least you could do is be polite in return. Besides, you shouldn't act so immaturely, we have guests."
"You mean those dumbasses over there?"
"Sit boy!" THUD "They are the pop gods of the world! Don't talk about them like that!"
"She did it again!" Kevin shrieked in a girly voice.
"That's it! We are getting the hell out of here!" Nick said as he ran for their limousine.
"Wait for me!" called Brian, Kevin, and Howie as they darted away.
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'Welcome back to the Surreal Life, on VH1.'
"That's it! We are getting the hell out of here!" Nick said as he ran for their limousine.
"Wait for me!" called Brian, Kevin, and Howie as they darted away.
"What's their problem?" asked Sango.
"Not a clue." Kikyo answered.
Sango's JC-
"Okay, so Kagome starts flipping out about something, and then we find out it's just five oddly dressed foreign guys. I honestly don't see what the big deal is."
End JC-
"Um…okay." AJ said confusedly as he turned and continued to the back yard.
When they arrived at their destination, several men were setting up tables, chairs, and ice coolers. There were six seats at one table, each marked with a name, and across from it was another table with five seats, though AJ was the only person sitting there.
Koga sat on the far left, and then Sango was next to him, then Kikyo, Miroku, Kagome and InuYasha, in that order. Everyone, but Kagome, picked up their spoons and carefully inspected and/or sniffed it before Kagome sighed and tried explaining it to everyone.
Minutes Later-
"So, you stick it in like this, and then pull it out and stuff is on it?" Koga asked as he practiced using his new and ultra-cool spoon.
"No, no, other end!" Kagome said as she tried to demonstrate again. "You put the round end it, then you kinda bend it like this, see?"
"Like this!" InuYasha said proudly as he held up his spoon, which was now twisted in the shape of a pretzel.
"Argh! No no no!"
"Oh I see, you put it in, move it around a lot, and when you pull it out it has creamy stuff all over it." Miroku said with a lecherous smile.
"Well kinda, but it's more li- Hey! Lecher!"
"What? I don't get it." Sango asked innocently.
"See, what the monk is referring to is how when you're fu-" Koga started to explain, but was quickly cut off by Kagome.
"Hey! Watch your mouth, you pervert! Besides I don't think anybody here wants to listen to that!"
"I do! What was he gonna say?" Kikyo asked with a totally clueless expression.
"He was gonna say –bleep-." InuYasha said plainly.
"I bet that's gonna get bleeped when they show this on TV." AJ said to himself as he watched the insanity unfold.
"InuYasha…" Kagome said, looking pretty irritated.
"No! Wait! Don't d-"
"Sit boy!"
CRASH
"Ow, what'd ya have to do that for? She was the one who asked!" InuYasha said as he got up and pointed to Kikyo.
"And you were the one who knew better!"
"So? There's no law that says 'Thou shalt not answer questions.'"
"Are you arguing with me?"
"Yeah, what it's lo- um…I-I mean no!"
"InuYasha, …sit!"
THUD
"This is all your fault, ya stupid perverted monk!" InuYasha said as he stood up and pointed at Miroku.
"Look, what's done is done, there's no need arguing about it." Miroku said, not wanting to get clobbered.
"I hate to say it, but I agree with Miroku." Sango said, hoping they could get on with the competition.
"Right. Back to the matter at hand! If you're going to eat ice cream, you guys are gonna hafta to learn how to use a spoon." Kagome stated.
-An hour later-
"This is NOT working you guys." An exasperated Kagome said as she rubbed her forehead and sighed. "Kikyo and Miroku are the only two who have gotten it right so far, and we can't keep wasting time like this."
"Ok, how about this, we screw the ice cream and eat ramen instead!" InuYasha suggested.
"Screwing ice cream? Might be fun." The monk said, grinning lecherously.
"You know what I meant, ya stupid monk!"
"Would you stop calling me that?"
"Pfft, yeah right."
"Kagome? The word, if you don't mind."
"My pleasure. Sit."
BAM
"Ow… Oh hell, I give up."
"Hey, I have an idea. We'll let the ice cream partially melt, then sip it through those straw thingies" Sango said while little gay light bulbs popped above her head, courtesy of the VH1 special effects crew.
"Sango, you're a genius!" Kagome said as she ran and gave her friend a hug. "I'll be right back, lemme get some straws."
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About seventy bowls of partially mushy ice cream lay across the table, each one ready to be devoured at any given moment. AJ took his spot at the judges' table with a sheet of paper in his hand, ready to read off the list of the rules.
"Ok, here's how it works: There will be two winners, one for speed, and one for endurance. The winner in speed is the first person to finish six bowls of ice cream. The winner of endurance will be whoever eats the most bowls total over the next forty-five minutes. Any questions?"
"Can I get some of those anchovie things to put on my ice cream?" Koga asked.
"Umm… that's a pizza topping, dude."
"What's pizza?"
"Never mind, just forget it. You may begin… now!"
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Hee hee I'm horrible. D Sorry if this seemed kinda short, I felt bad keeping y'all waitin.
