Pyromaniacgrl-Just for your information, the setting is the red carpet, but instead of stars being there, I have a bunch of different people from different animes and manias. I know, kiddish, but whatever. I got bored.
Disclaimer- I don't own anything.
Inuyasha- okay, and we're on! Welcome the first annual manga/anime red carpet premiere! We're the hosts, inuyasha and sesshomaru! Sessy, don't I look hot tonight?
Sesshomaru-……………………………...
Inuyasha- well?
Sesshomaru-uh, inuyasha, I didn't know you tend to go that way…
Inuyasha-(bright red, and still smiling!) read the teleprompter, damn it!
Sesshomaru-oh, uh yes! You look….stunning? Do I have say that?
Inuyasha-shut up. You suck at this. Anyways, tonight we plan on interviewing tons of guests!
Sesshomaru-uh, yes, we do. Do we have to say what the thing says?
Inuyasha-uh, no. that's only used when we say crappy jokes and introductions and try to talk ''black''.
Sesshomaru-hey, isn't that kikyo?(a figure in a short dress flies by on a motorcycle.)
Inuyasha-HOLY SHIT! KIKYO! NO! oh, well, I guess you are already dead.
Sesshomaru-oh wait, that was kagome. (don't worry kagome fans, she is okay, and she does interact with inu later)
Inuyasha-KA-GO-ME! (runs to the fire ball of a motor cycle, kagome gets up on her own and walks off without even looking at inuyasha)
Sesshomaru- oh, buuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn. That was cold.
Inuyasha-(crying) hey, how can that burn and be cold? Dumbass.
Sesshomaru-shut up. I'm older than you, hotter than you, and stronger than you. And I can prove it too.
Inuyasha-no, I bet I can get more chick's attention through this whole thing.
Sesshomaru-you're on! I'm betting…… jaken!
Inuyasha-fine! I'm betting…. Shippo!
Sesshomaru-already, let's start interviewing people.
Inuyasha-hey, that kid looks interesting.
Sesshomaru-(holds mike to ed's face) hello, who are you and what do you do?
Ed-uh, hello. I'm an alchemist, the full metal alchemist, and I-
Inuyasha- HOLY SHIT! HIS ARM IS MADE OF METAL! WOW!
Sesshomaru-yeah, obviously. The train left without you on that one.
Inuyasha- you're not a, a, whatever you said! You're a demon!(takes out testsaiga, starts drooling) die! I'm going to kill you to avenge kikyo!
Ed- whoa. Who? What? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't even know who you're talking about!(runs off)
Inuyasha- come back here shorty!
Ed- I'm not short!
Sesshomaru-I'm not leaving my house after this. And I'm never getting another job. Darn you rin and jaken for talking me into this.
Meanwhile Rin-(jumping on sessy's bed) wow! This is soft! And fun! Yippee!
Jaken- (going through sessy's underwear and sox) yep, this is fun alright!
Back to the show Sesshomaru- okay, now let's interview someone we know so you don't freak out. How about kikyo?
Inuyasha- kikyo? I love you kikyo! (pulls her close and starts making out with her)
Kikyo- uh! Inuyasha, what are doing?
Inuyasha- huh? Don't you love me like I love you?
Kikyo- NO!
Inuyasha- what about all those years and moments and stuff?
Kikyo- oh, I was just using you to get to you're brother. Queer.
Inuyasha- WHAT?
Sesshomaru- one point sesshomaru, inuyasha, Zippo.
Inuyasha- darn. (starts drooling and pulls out the testaiga) bitch!
Sesshomaru- darn. Not this again.
After inuyasha is tazored Sesshomaru- okay, let's interview naraku. He's really famous, evil, and likes me, but famous all the same. And you know him.
Inuyasha- okay, there's one of his henchman. Hey guy, can we get an interview with naraku?
Henchman/guy- uh, no. he's busy.
Sesshomaru- doing what?
Henchman/guy-doing another interview.
Inuyasha- who could be better than us? We are the top two most favorite inuyasha characters! Everyone loves us!
Sesshomaru- only hot chicks love me and guys love you.
Inuyasha- look whose talking. At least I don't wear eye shadow.
Sesshomaru- chicks love the eye shadow!
Inuyasha-yeah, in you're creepy fantasies.
Sesshomaru-no, in real life too.
Inuyasha- oh, and lemme guess, the chicks have-
Miroku- so naraku, what do you think of inuyasha?
Inuyasha-(both look up to see naraku, sango, and miroku walking their way doing an interview)
Henchman/guy- uh, yeah. I forgot to say that sango and miroku were doing the interview. I was going to say, but you guys started talking about eye shadow and I felt like it wasn't exactly my place to be.
Sesshomaru- what do you mean by that?
Henchman/guy- uh, uh, nothing…
Inuyasha- hey, you guys, why did you steal my interview?
Miroku- oh, I'm sorry inuyasha. We didn't think you wanted to interview naraku. There are like a million other people here that you can interview. Inuyasha- what? We're everyone favorites! I mean, sango isn't even on the top five list!
Sango- wha?
Sesshomaru- sango, who do like better: me or inu?
Sango- (stares, then blinks) why is that important?
Sesshomaru- because me and inu have a bet.
Sango- oh, well, you.
Sesshomaru- thank you.
Inuyasha- what? You chose him over me? Why? I'm half human too! I so better!
Sango- I could disagree. He's nicer. And he's richer. And hotter. And-
Inuyasha- don't even continue. I don't even want to know.
Sesshomaru- let's go interview that guy, he seems rich and important. Hello, who are you and what do you do?
Darca- what? I'm a human turned wolf, and I-
Inuyasha-hey, you're eye is messed up.
Darca- yes, I know. (looks angry) It's because-
Sesshomaru- no, he's right. Your eye is messed up.
Darca- I never said he was wrong! Now if you let me continue, I-
Inuyasha- oooo! I know you! You're that guy that you're girlfriend died, so you went for her twin!
Darca- no I didn't. that's a rumor.
Inuyasha- no, it's not!
Darca- actually, what happened was that she claimed she had found paradise, and since my ''girlfriend'' was in paradise, I checked it out. Ends up being a fake one.
Inuyasha- oh, okay. Well, this chapter has gone on for too long already, so it's going to have to be a rap, at least right now. Like she said, pyromanicgrl was bored, and so you can't blame her if she messed up the story. Sorry I didn't end up with kagome(to you kagome fans) but I didn't end up with kikyo. And sorry I didn't end up with kikyo(to you kikyo fans) but I didn't end up with kagome. And she did run into a wall on a motorcycle. There maybe a chapter two, matters. So review pleez! We have lots of people to interview.
Sesshomaru- yes, can I say some of the ending? Thank you. Remember to-
Inuyasha- I didn't say that you could! Remember-
Sesshomaru- shut up little brother. I'm older and-
Inuyasha- whatever it is, no you aren't.
Sesshomaru- yes, I am.
Inuyasha- no, you aren't.
Sesshomaru-(eyes turn bright red) it's on. (start slapping each other)(a person wearing one of those headphones mike thing and a passport around neck comes out)
Person(pyromaniacgrl)- cut it out! We need to end this. Just review!
