FLCL Redux
chapter 2- Lassie, come home!
Me: Sorry for not updating in a really wrong time. I hope this wonderful (horrible) chapter makes up for it!
Disclaimer: I don't own FLCL! I'm not rich enough!
Begin the lameness.
The day after Naota went insane, he decided to go practice baseball with Canti.
Unfortunately, he got 64 strikes in a row and gave up and went back home. He lie down on his
bed and closed his eyes.
Naota sat up. He had fallen asleep and was very warm for no reason.
"Nao, dinner!" Kamon screamed.
Naota walked down the stairs, waddled down the hallway, turned, stepped over the
cat, entered the kitchen and...
Begin 2nd manga mode
Naota: Aah! It's you!
Kamon: Why are you yelling?
Shigekuni: Hurry up and sit down!
Sitting at the table is, Tasuku!
Tasuku: Whazzzuuuuuuuup!
Naota: What the hell are you doing here? How can you come back like nothing ever happened! You little (Censored)!
Tasuku: Whoa, calm down bro, gimme a break. I got kicked off the team for using steroids.
Kamon: Does that mean you were fooly coolying around with older women?
Tasuku: Well, this one night, me an' my girlfriend went to my room and I put on some music.
Then I got...
Naota: You freackin' pervert!
Kamon: You fooly cooly in the US of A with cooly cooly foolys? Fooly Cooly! Cooly fooly cooly fooly!
Tasuku: Did you get any girls while I was gone, bro?
Naota: (Blushes)
Kamon: Nao fooly coolyed every girl in Mabase until they fainted. Fooly cooly!
Shigekuni: (Rolls over and passes out)
Tasuku: Yo, dad, gramps is dead.
Kamon: Nooooooooooooooo! He was the only one that understood fooly cooly with a muley!
Naota: Who cares about fooly cooly anyway?
Tasuku: From what I've heard, you sure do.
Naota: (Turns a shade of crimson and flees the room)
Kamon: So son, how do you know what fooly cooly is? You were fooly coolying around too! I
wish Haruko-san would come back, 'cuz I need some luvin'!
End manga mode
" They're in a good mood," Naota muttered under his breath as he took a bath.
The next day, Naota sat in a hze of boredom as Miyajun blabbered on about
the dangers of breathing oxygen. She then held her breath and passed out.
" Stupid teacher," Ninamori said, kicking the teacher in the leg.
" I thought you liked the teachers," Naota said, shocked.
" No way! They're just stupid adults who think they know-it-all!"
"Naota! Naota! Did you hear? A burglar in an ape suit robbed the pizzeria!" Gaku burst
in with the latest "news".
"Ape suit?"
" Hey Nota, could I ask you something?" Ninamori turned to face Naota.
"What?"
"Do you like me?"
Naota turned dark red.
"So, do you like me?" Ninamori repeated.
"Uhh..." Naota was too nervous to talk. "As a friend, I guess."
"Oh." Dammit, Ninamori thought.
Naota walked down a road, wondering why Ninamori was acting so strange. He went
to the bridge and lie down and shut his eyes.
"Man, my life is so strange,"
End of chapter 2
Me: Was it funny? Good? Boring? Short? Long? Why am I asking so much questions?
Naota: It sucked.
Me: Grrr.
Naota: Review the story of lame lameness. Flamers are welcome. I need a good laugh.
