Once upon a time, a girl fell out of the sky. No one knew who she was or where she came from; but no one wondered about that when bystanders rushed to the view the strange scene that law before them. The girl had landed on top of a green being who resembled the Herculean version of the classic, comic, and camp "green men from outer space". But all the grandeur he might have conveyed was gone, in a crumpled heap on the Parisian pavement. His body was twisted in an odd way, but the perceptive eyes glittered with lively rage after the initial cloudy shock.
"What hit me!" he cried out, surprising the gathering crowd.
"Does that matter!" squeaked a blue-haired companion of his, "Your back's broken!"
"Was that a falling gargoyle?"
The speaker looked questioningly at the sky. His hair was the only real wild thing about him; muscles, martial arts style, everything physically connected to him did not fit his personality as natural caretaker. Unfailingly curious, he knelt down and examined his friend's back.
"It doesn't seem to be bad," he said simply.
The blue-haired individual did not share his sentiments. She expressed this through what sounded like gibberish to the male ears.
"Bulma, calm down!" urged another character.
"Yes, tell her, Chi Chi," absentmindedly said the one kneeling down, "Take her to that café up the boulevard, get her something to drink. She's hysterical."
The woman called Chi Chi led her friend Bulma away whilst the situation grew ever more excitable by the tourists. They whispered meanly about the girl they knew nothing about – the prevailing theory was that she tried to kill herself by throwing her body off the top of the cathedral. Her short, solid blonde hair covered her bloodless face – perhaps if they had known how attractive she was, they might have walked away thinking it was just another celebrity stunt.
"Gohan, will you help get these people away?"
A young boy waved his arms, and a couple of other men (undoubtedly also part of this little foreign group) assisted him. Their forceful appearance rapidly ushered the people out, but the incident was much talked in the coffeehouses, gift shop counters, and all places of tourist character for the rest of the day.
