12:00p.m. Royal Genovian Bedchamber

The press conference went really badly. They asked me all these stupid questions like, 'Is it true you dated the Prince for over a year?' and 'It's it true you are thinking of reconsidering?' Really where did they get that garbage from. Yea I got an IMing from someone, oh no it's Michael.

SkinnerBx: What just went on in that press conference, it was all over the news?

FtLouie: Just the usual stuff.

SkinnerBx: It did not look like it.

FtLouie: They just asked the usual questions.

SkinnerBx: But they where talking about you going out with him.

FtLouie: That's what the Prince said. I had never met the guy before. I say him

once on a magazine cover but that is it.

SinnerBx: I don't know where I can trust you or not.

FtLouie: Please you have to.

SkinnerBx: Who knows what you get up to in Genovia?

FtLouie: There are reporters everywhere and Lars follows me all the time so how

I can I see someone with out either of them finding out. Maybe you

should talk to Lars.

SkinnerBx: Well maybe I will.

FtLouie: Fine

SkinnerBx: Fine

FtLouie: Fine

SkinnerBx: Terminated

Great now my boyfriend hates me. My life is so not worth living. Now I am going to have to come up with an evil plan.

3:40 p.m.Royal Genovian Bedchamber

I am too ashamed to show my face in public. Grandmere made me sit in a 3 hour tea party so she could stop me for going to the press. She finally admitted that she arranged for me to marry the Prince I nearly killed her. She didn't say it to my face but I overheard her saying it to her sister. Lilly is IM-ing me.

WomynRule: How could you do this to my brother of all people?

FtLouie: Since when did you care about you're brother.

WomynRule: He has been moping around the house since he last talked to you.

FtLouie: Whatever. How did it go with the Prince?

WomynRule: Oh. Not good he said that he all ready had a girlfriend.

FtLouie: Really. What's her name and how did she react to the proposal.

WomynRule: Oh she is the some random person he met somewhere. Your

Grandmother paid them money for the whole thing.

FtLouie: What?

WomynRule: Yea really. I wonder how much they got.

FtLouie: Terminated.

GRANDMERE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Why can't I have a normal Grandmother most normal 16 year-olds have Grandmothers that give them money and leave them alone for the rest of the year but oh no I get a Grandmother who organises an engagement to a man who I have never met.

4:00Royal Genovian Bedchamber

I found him. I found him. I found him. I've found him. I've found him. I've found Fat Louie. He was in the kitchen under the table. He was curled up in a wee ball in the corner below the table top. He was safe form Rommel.

I had seen some move below the table it looked like a tail. I bent down to look under and there was Fat Louie sitting in the corner sleeping. I gently woke him up and he jumped into my arms. I wondered how a 25 pound cat could sit on the shelf without breaking it. On closer inspection I saw the screws where coming out of there holes.

Fat Louie is currently sleeping on my bed. He seems no worse for his ordeal. This is the last time I ever bring him to Genovia while Rommel is alive.

6:00 p.m.Royal Genovian Bedchamber

I've come up with my evil plan. O.K this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to phone the girlfriend of the Prince then pretend I'm some reporter from an American Radio Station (Everybody tells me that I sound so different when I'm on the phone so hopefully that will send her of my track for a while.) I'll ask her questions about the arrangement between her, the Prince and Grandmere. I will record it al on tape then send it to Michael. Now all I have to do is find her number and a tape recorder.

9p.m.Limo

I'm on my way to the post office with the tape. My plan worked she fell for it. I'm going to send the tape on the express mail service. The women never knew it was me until the end when I said, "By the way this is not a radio station but Princess Mia." She hung up. How rude she should know that you should not treat Royals like that. I found out that Grandmere paid the Prince 50,000 euros to act out the whole thing. No wonder the Prince accepted her offer. The Prince had to split it evenly between him and his Girlfriend otherwise she would tell me. The reporters gave them money for their story.

Now I have proof for Michael. All I have to do is wait. I should become a reporter. I hope the post office is still open.

2a.m.Royal Genovian Bedchamber

The tape should be in America by now.

4a.m.Royal Genovian Bedchamber

It should be in New York

6 a.m.Royal Genovian Bedchamber

It should be on the way to Michael's house by now. Oh No the time difference what time is it in New York? 12:00 oh no it's another eight hours before he gets it. Great more waiting.

8:30Royal Genovian Bedchamber

5 and a half hours to go. I hope Grandmere has a lot of things lined up for me to do so I can keep my mind off things for a short time. Fat Louie needs fed so I better go done and do that now.

12:00 p.m.Royal Genovian Bedchamber

2 hours left

2 p.m.Limo

It should by there. I'll phone Michael and ask him. Maybe the mails late or maybe he saw who it was from then threw it out. I can't phone him for another few hours because I'm on my way to meet the Prince and his girlfriend to try and resolve everything that happened. If this meeting doesn't work then I am officially dead.

3 p.m.Toilets in a Pizza Hut

Every thing is going great. Grandmere doesn't know were here. We are planning to get our own back on Grandmere. The Prince is as damaged as I am. His girlfriend finds everything very funny if only Michael did. I received a phone call from Michael in the Middle of the meal he said, "I'll Instant Message you later." I hope it's good news.

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