Ok,your all probally all wondering why I havn't posted in a while,well you know what I hate?Viruses,and apperiantly I got one that destroyed EVERY file I had,that sucked,anyways heres chapter 6

Chapter 6-Suicide Hotline...

Hiei awoke to the sound of Botan rolling over,as he looked at her,she smiled to herself,and slowley turned around nearing Hiei again "Wake up Onna." Hiei said as he got up putting on his clothes,Botan was still asleep,he thought for a moment then thought of something that would wake her up,he grabbed the blankets and shoved his hand down their,awakening Botan with a slight yelp "DON'T DO THAT!" Botan yelled at Hie,who just put his finger in his ear and looked like he couldn't hear and after that he said "oh but I was having fun!" he said making Botan blush uncontrolably.She put her clothes on,still blushing.Hiei ponderd what was in that little mind of hers.Until she asked "Lets go see Yusuke and the gang!" Hiei simpley did his "Hn" she yelped in happiness as she grabbed his hand and ran

Yusuke and the gang was at the park."Kurama is that true?" Yusuke asked Kurama,who was telling them about Hiei and Botan's little "life",as Kuwabara just laughed his ass off "Oh man,shorties got a girl!" and Yusuke was also snickering "well I guess we shouldn't tell them,imagine what would happen if we did!" Yusuke said as he thought

(Yusuke's Thought)

Hiei was standing on two dead bodies,the sky was red with blood and the ground was filled up with puddles of blood,the first body was chopped apart,the head was missing and the wrists were slit completley open making only a small spec of flesh hold them together,this was Yusuke.The next body was all burned up,the eyes were missing from their sockets,one was in the mans hand,the other was in his mouth,the neck was slit open and the stomic was missing some organs,this was Kuwabara.The last body was being hanged on a tree,the leg was missing and shovved right into the stomach,and the body was being hanged from its owns organs,the whole body was just a mess,the arms were both through the neck,the neck was slicing open due to the organ cutting throught the skin,a hole was right inbetween the forehead,where a sword stabbed,and the whole body was being eatin' by a black dragon,taking its time as the body was painfully screaming,this was Kurama (guess who wouldn't take his soul!yea,Botan >.o ')...

(end Yusuke's Thought)

Yusuke shudderd at that evil thought,then he saw Hiei and Botan "SHUT UP YOU GUYS!they are coming here!"As Hiei walked to them he saw that all three of them weren't talking or fighting,Hiei's eye twicthed and said "What the hell is wrong with you people" Noone answerd but Yusuke was about to burst a gut with laughter thinking of Hiei and Botan

(Yusuke's Thought)

"Botan I love you..." Hiei said as he snuggled up to Botan as she began to roll over "I love you too..." she said as she pulled the covers over both of them...

(End Yusuke's Thought)

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke said as he flopped to the floor,he couldn't control it,as he was laughing he began to say "Oh man".Hiei looked at Yusuke as he read his mind,after 3 seconds he looked at Kurama "You told didn't you..." Hiei said as his eyes grew a bit more narrow,showing anger."Yes..." Kurama mumbled making Hiei hear it.Hiei looked at Kurama "Your dead Kitsune..." Hiei said as the sky began red,Yusuke stoped laughing seeing the red sky "oh shit,we are fucked..." Yusuke said as he,Kurama, and Kuwabara began to run around the park as Hiei first chased them both with his sword,Kurama and Yusuke came out first with Kuwabara crawling,his he saw something that scared him almost to death,Kuwabara got up and ran even faster then Yusuke and Kurama "RUN!" Kuwabara screamed as Yusuke looked behind him to see the dragon of darkness flame with Hiei ontop of it,Yusuke's eyes widend as he still ran,Kurama was tryng to stop Hiei while running,which wasn't working.After 3 times of running Yusuke turned around and shot the spirit gun,which didn't even hurt the dragon who was now 3 inches close to Yusuke,the Dragon's saliva dropped onto Yusuke making him fall over with 9 feet of spit on him 'UGH,MEGA LUGIE!" Yusuke said as he tried to crawl out,while Kurama and Kuwabara were still runing,finnally,the dragon ate all 3 of his so called "friends"...And after 17 minutes of indegestion,the dragon had them out,through the wrond way...

"AHHHHH,I'M COVERD IN DRAGON SHIT!" Yusuke said at Kurama who was crying at his once butiful hair "SHUT UP YUSUKE,ATLEAST YOUR HAIR WASN'T COMPLETLEY SHAVED OFF AND STUFFED IN SHIT!How will I explain this to mother!" and Kuwabara who was playing in it...

End Chapter

meep,I dunno where I came up with this idea,I was high okay?but anyways read..