VanHelsing walked into the cave he and Carl were hiding out in to find Carl measuring his hips.
"Carl, what are you doing?" VH asked cautiously.
"Oh, n-nuthin..." He stammered.
" Come on. You can tell me."
"Well, when you're gone, I use hte time to think about things that I generally don't usually think about." VH nodded for him to comtinue. "Well, today I was thinking about my robes. Do you think they look like a dress, too?"
Vh shrugged.
"Do they make my hips look big?"
VH walked out of the cave.
Yeah, sorry for the not really funny ficlet. Just a random thingy I came up with at the tail end of a sugar rush.
