Autors Note: At end
It was day 2 of the family prank war. No one had played any pranks but today. It wasn't a normal breakfast, well, it never is. But today it was really odd. Nobody was talking. The house was silent. Lois lifted Stewie out his chair and he ran away.
Stewie went into his room to plan some pranks. First he had to make sure that the first fewpranks were not at Lois. If they were, She would sucpect something. All Stewie had was a Confuse-Ray, Blaster-Gun and a Twinkie. Then an idea popped into his head. If he some how made Peter destracted, He could blast him with his Confuse-Ray. Then, Stewie would make Peter destract Lois and then he would have his chance! He would finally Kill Lois! His life long dream!
While Stewie was doing that, Lois was in the kitchen cleaning up. She tried to think who she should do a prank on. She wouldn't pull a prank on kris because he has been a good little boy,(besides his stupidty), she could always pull a prank on Meg. But why? She doesn't need a reason. She can just pull a prank on anybody. This was a Family Prank War. But then she got an idea. Who said she could only do pranks on onie person at a time. No one did.
Lois had yet again another idea. Meg's and Kris's rooms are right beside eachother. She left to go do her prank.
Meg and Brian were in their rooms. Meg was listen to music and Kria was talking to his 'Pet Tree'. Lois came up and tied a piece of string to both of their doors. Lois knocked on both of the doors at the same time. When they both tried to open the doors, they couldn't. Lois quickly pulled up a sun chair and drank some tropical juice. She just sat there watching them play tug-a-war. It was hillarious! Then she got ANOTHER idea. She should video tape all the pranks she did. That was probably one of her best ideas yet.
Peter was busy thinking in the garage. He wanted to play a prank on Stewie. He looked at his watch. 11:53 A.M. Then he saw a screw driver. Then an idea popped into his head. It was almost lunch time. Stewie would be having his lunch soon. It was the perfect prank.
Peter went into the kitchen and looked at stewies high chair. He loosened the screws on the chair. Then he could hear the alarm on his watch go 'Beep, Beep Beep'. It was lunchtime! Peter went and got stewie and put him in his high chair. Then all you could hear was 'BANG'. Stewie had fallin onto the floor. Stewie loked at Peter and said,
"I'll get you! You big fat pig!"
Stewie ran off tripping on his jammies. The prank war had started.
Hey everyone. I would like to thank Cloudy-Skies86 for those pranks. If you thought those were good, well you jsut wat. There will be more from her! LOL. If you have any prank ideas, please tell me! R&R
