Authors Note: At the end


After a day of pranks, everyone was tired. Meg, Kris and Stewie were all in bed and Peter and Lois were getting ready. Peters pants had a brown stain on them and Kris's hair also brown.Peter and Lois were in the bathroom brushing their teeth.
"Well, that was a fun day. Full of excitment." Lois was saying before Peter tried to spit into the sink. He couldn't.He didn't use toothpaste! he used super glue!

While Peter's mouth was stuck together, Lois was doing her usual stuff. Brush teeth, wash face, and use mouth wash but something wasn't right. The mouth wash didn't taste like mouth wash. Lois swished it around in her mouth when she realized that it wasn't mouth wash. It was the blues toilet water! She spit it out in the sink. Who would have done that! it wouldn't have been Peter because he wouldn't have pulled a prank on himself! Who could it have been? Well Lois didn't care because she would get that person back sometime!

Meanwhile...

Stewie was by the door watching the whole thing. The super glue was suppoed to be for Lois so she couldn't scream when he killed her! The other thing was just for fun.

Stewieran down the hall to his room and continued trying to figure out what he would do to try and kill lois!


The next day was sunny. A perfect day to do outside pranks. Lois was outside watering the garden. She had some spare time. She might as well get it over and done with. Peter came sneaking along and turned off the water. Lois looked inside the hose to see why the water stopped. It wouldn't go on. Then, Peter turned on the water and it splashed up on Lois's face. Peter was on the ground laughing his head off. The perfect prankdone!


Yes yes yes I know that the chapters are short. I would like to thank a special someone who is giving me all these idea's for pranks. You know who you are. I was reading along and realised that in the first chapter, it said that Meg wasn't going to do any pranks. I already made a mistake for making meg do a prank so just to let you know, she will be doing pranks.

Please R&R or at least read!