Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN AZU OKAY?


Tomo just blinked, still wide-eyed along with everyone else. Sakaki twitched. Cooking wasn't her….best, subject.

Yukari looked over at Osaka…The only one without wide-eyes. Yukari got up from her desk and walked over to Osaka, curling up a magazine in her hand on the way.

"Zzzz…Zzzz…Zzzz…-snort-…" a trail of drool hung from the side of Osaka's mouth. Yukari walked up to the side of Osaka's chair and tapped her foot. "…Oh, Osaka, I'm ever so sorry about this…" she said, sarcasticaly. She tapped her foot a few more seconds, then…-WHAM!-….

She hit Osaka over the head. Hard.

"O.O" Osaka woke up immediately. "WhatImiss?"

"Almost the whole class!"

"Wow…"

Yomi sweatdropped. "It's only been about five minutes Miss Yukari."

Yukari looked to Yomi. "Yeah…But it's not like I'm gonna be talking to you while you spill and stir every cooking item in the world, eh?"

Yomi blinked. "Every cooking item?"

"…well maybe not every cooking item." she looked away from Yomi. Yomi sweatdropped again.

Chiyo raised her hand.

Yukari walked back to her desk and sat down. "Yes Chiyo-chan?"

"Um, Miss Yukari…What are we going to cook?"

Yukari blinked. "Uhhh…" Everyone sweatdropped. "We're going to cook….CRAB!" Chiyo anime fell. "Crab?"

"Yes...Crab."

1 hour later

"M-Miss Yukari?" Osaka looked up from the table she and Chiyo were cooking at.

Yukari looked over at her. "Yes, o faithful student of mine who is cooking some crab for me today?"

Osaka blinked, processing everything her teacher just said. "Uh..When're we gonna stop?"

Yukari sighed, "Whenever you all finish my crab!"

Tomo spoke up, "You're crab! I think we should have some of the crab too, huh! I mean…We're making it!" Everyone nodded at this. Yukari sweatdropped. "Well you are the students, and I am the sensei…SO IGET THE CRAB!"

"That makes no sense!"

"If you were me, it would."
"But I'm not you!"

"Exactly."

Tomo sweatdropped along with everyone else. "This is going to be a looong cooking session.." Tomo sighed and went back to preparing the crab.


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