Moo

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"Okay, let me get this straight. Your name is...Sister Loop, you are here to sell us little bunnies so your church can..."

"Raise money to buy a new gym. Thats right" :D

"I'm sorry lady. We got enough pets as it is" Robin said. Glancing at Silkie, and then at Beast Boy. Beast Boy smiled.

"Yea Beast Boys a whole zoo himself" Raven rolled her eyes. Beast Boy gave her a growl and she threw a gamestation conroller at him. :) Starfire walked in after she heard Beast Boys girly girl feminem girly scream..he he he. She saw Robin lead an older lady out. She saw this lady had a box and got curious. SO she followed them.

"Well, Thank you anyway. Have a nice Easter" The lady walked out.

"Robin" Starfire stopped him "What was that lady here for? What is this Easter? And what was in that box?"

"Umm... She was selling something. Easter is a Holiday, and those were rabbits in the box and no, you can't have one"

"gasp! NO! Robin I wish to own a bunny!" She grabbed his shirt and pulled him close. Un-able to fight back her alien strength he just stared at her. "I WANT A BUNNY!" Her eyes grew green.

"Sorry Star, We can't have a rabbit. I think I'm alergic anyways"

"If you will not purchase me a bunny rabbit then I will get myself one!" Starfire dropped him on the ground. He stood up as she crossed her arms and looked away.

"Okay, But nobodies going to hire you, ya know" She walked off

"I have my ways" She tossed her hair and went out the door.

"Starfire..." Awwwwwwwwww...

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"Beast Boy! PLEASE!"

"Ugh...FINE!" Beast Boy morphed into a rabbit and hopped on Starfire.

"YEA!" Starfire hugged him and he started to lick her cheek...Raven jerked him out of her arms.

"NO! HES MINE! GET YOUR OWN CHANGELING!" She hugged him possesivly and ran off.

"Fine! The only other alternative this Tameranian can see is...SLADE!" Dun dun duuuuuuunnn! Starfire ran off to try to find Slade. Her first stop was that Chang dude. "Mr Chang person. I am Starfire from Tameran and wish to know if you know the location of Slade."

"Whos he?"

"Big guy! Never see his face...um...a possible woman impersonater. Obsessed with young boys. Also goes by Michael Jackson..." She explained

"Uh..."

"Yes?"

"Uh..."

"YEs?"

"Uhh..."

"YES?"

"Nope, never seen him..Want some pie?"

"Grr...wait, did you say pie?"

"Woops sorry, all out"

"WHAT!" Starfire then killed him...umm...Then Starfire decided to go to Brother Blood. Blood of the Brother, may I ask where you last saw Slade?"

"Slade...hmm...big...muscly...lady-like...also goes by Michael Jackson...dated him last year...um...so ugly his tears roll down the back of his face?"

"Thats the one!" Starfire smiled

"Yea, I saw him down at the pie factory"

"PIE? WHERE?"

"No pie here"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Starfire killed him too. So Starfire found her way to the pie factory and when she got inside an old lady cam up behind her.

"Excuse me..-" Star cut her off.

"Have you seen the man Slade?"

"Slade? Oh He's my grandson. He may be at home right now playing barbies pretty pony on the XBOX. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you stopped by." The lady gave her the address of the house. When Starfire arrived she just walked right in.

"OH MY XXALUH!" Starfire covered her eyes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"AHH! Can't a guy sit a bean bag chair eating cheetos without being interrupted?"

"Noo?"

"What do you want...teen titan!"

"I wish to know if you will purchase me a rabbit of the bunnies for this holiday you earth beings call Easter."

"No"

"Please?"

"No!"

"What if I were to be your apprentice"

"Unlimited beatings?"

"You bet"

"Okay! TO THE SLADE MOBILE!"

"Slade, I ammost certain you do not have a 'Slade mobile' as you say but simple a family car"

"SHUT UP!" Slade grabbed ran out the door. "Apprentice, FOLLOW!" Starfire followed him and they ended up at a bunny shop.

"BUNNIES!" Starfire hugged each one of them softly remembering their fragilness...

"You can have one"

"Seven"

"Five"

"ALL OF THEM!"

"OKAY!" Starfire grabbed up her bunnies...ten of them. And she began nameing them.

"Robin, Robby-Poo, Beast Bunny Junior, Bunny Raven, Applehead, Spotty, Furry, CyBunny, and Mokey" Starfire smiled and held them all.

"Apprentice, you forgot to name this one." Slade held a bunny out that was all black and one side of his face was all brown.

"I name him Joey!"

"Yea!" Slade held his bunny and they both lived happily ever after. With their bunnies.

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Totally stupid, yet...in an odd way its rather funny.