Disclaimer: I don't own Azu…Never have, never will.
Sakaki looked down at the dead crab infront of her. .:What do I DO:. She had no clue what-so-ever how to cook crab. And Yukari wasn't helping at all. All she was doing was walking around and swatting people across the head with a magazine.
Sakaki poked the crab. "-gurgle gurgle-". Sakaki stared. "O.O;" the crab was still alive… She raised her hand. "Teacher…?"
Yukari turned around from swatting another student. "Yes Sakaki?"
"Um…I think it's…still alive." Sakaki pointed to the crab, which had foam coming from it's mouth. (A/N: Crabs do that all the time)
Yukari walked over, "Oh.. Well will ya look at that." she smirked. "I can fix this." she raised the magazine in the air, ready to hit the crab infront of her. Sakaki closed her eyes. Seeing an animal of any kind get killed is not pleasing in her eyes.
"-SPLAT!-"
Sakaki opened one eye and gasped. Everywhere. Crab was everywhere. .:EECK:.
Yukari had splat the crab all over the place with the magazine. "Hm. That didn't work as planned." she frowned.
30 minutes later
After cleaning up all the crab, of which Yukari didn't help with, even though she was the cause of the mess, everyone went back to trying to cook the crabs they were givin. Now Sakaki was givin a partner to help her. Kagura. Of course.
"Hey Sakaki…" Kagura started as she beat some crab meat into patties.
Sakaki looked up from, grossly, picking apart a crab. "Yes?"
"How've you been doing with those cats?"
"The cats…? Fine." Sakaki blinked.
"Really now. Then how come you have all those bandages on your hand?" she poked said hand.
Sakaki flinched. "…they still bite me. But that doesn't mean everything's not fine." she ripped a leg off the crab.
"Hm, whatever. Lets get to cookin' this crab!"
Sakaki nodded. "Let's."
15 minutes later
"Good…..Lord….." Yomi looked around the room. It reeked of burnt crab and oil. And there were several small fires going on right now. She sweatdropped. "Miss Yukari?"
Yukari turned to face Yomi. "What is it, Yomi?"
Yomi's glasses shined, "When're we going to be done? This is taking a…long time." She twitched.
Yukari smirked. "Once every crab is cooked."
"Every crab?"
"Yup."
"This is gonna take a while…"
"-rumble rumble pop!-" Yomi and Yukari turned around. "What was that?" Yomi questioned.
Yukari blinked, "I'm not sure."
"-rumble pop crack!-"
"Whatever it is, it's coming from over there…" Yomi pointed over to….Ah, of course, Sakaki and Kagura's table. Yukari walked over. "What's going on here!"
"-RUMBLE pop snap POP!-" Kagura and Sakaki backed away from the table.
"K-Kagura put some spices into the patties and then put them on the burner…..Then it started making those…noises.." Sakaki pointed to the burner of which she was speaking of. Yukari looked down at it and gasped. "KAGURA YOU IDIOT!"
Kagura twitched. "Y-yes, ma'am..?"
"Are THESE the spices you put on the patty?" she picked up a jar from the side of the burner and shoved it in Kagura's face. She nodded, "Yes M-Miss Yukari."
"KAGURA THIS ISN'T SPICES IT'S-"
"-POP SNAP CRACKLE!-"
"Oh no." Yukari backed up from the burner. "EVERYONE HIT THE DECKS NOW!"
"But what about the crab?" a random student spoke up.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but….FORGET THE CRAB! ON THE FLOOR, NOW!" she flew to the floor and covered her head. As did everyone else, besides Osaka.
Chiyo grabbed her arm and pulled her down. "Osaka you have to come down here!" she crawled underneath a desk.
"Okay." Osaka did the same. Chiyo sighed, .:She worries me so much.:.
"-CRACKLE CRACKLE SNAP!-"
"Brace yourselves!" Yukari closed her eyes.
Hah! Cliff-hanger! Can you guess what Kagura put in the crab patties? -giggle- Please review!
