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"-BOOM!-" The room exploded.
5 minutes later
"-cough cough-" Yukari coughed as she sat up in the rubble. "Man.."
Everything was destroyed. The classroom, the hallway outside of the classroom. The desks. The burners. And the crab. Especially the crab. Several things were aflame, and others things weren't even there anymore.
A low moan came from the other side of the room. "Huh?" Yukari looked to that side of the room, where the door was. "MR. KIMURA!" she gasped. Kimura must have been entering the room when it exploded. "-cough hack- H-hello Miss Yukari!" he waved.
Yukari sweatdropped. "Well you seem fine."
"Dandy as ever, Miss Yukari! Let me guess,… You were cooking something up for me?"
"Wrong. I was maki, uh, helping, my class make some crab for…some friends." She nervously laughed.
Kimura stood up. "Well I best be going now, Miss Yukari. Good day!" he walked off to…somewhere.
"Weirdo." Yukari said under her breath.
Kagura sat up. "-hack- W-what did I put in, M-Miss Yukari…?" she blinking, waving her hand infront of her to get rid of the smokey smell.
"You…You…YOU PUT FLINT IN THE PATTIES!" Yukari stomped over to her and beat Kagura over the head with a randomly found object.
"Ow ow ow ow!"
"WHERE, DID, YOU, GET, THAT!" Yukari stopped hitting her, waiting for an answer.
"I-I got it…In the science lab…Osaka said that's where some spices where!"
Yukari growled and sweatdropped. She turned to Osaka. "YOU!" she pointed and ran over to her, beating her over the head with that randomly found object.
"I'm-ow, sorry-ow, Miss-ow, Yuk-ow-ari!" Osaka closed her eyes in pain.
"YOU BETTER BE!" Yukari stopped. She turned to face the other students who were arising from the rubble. "Now, none of you are going to tell Nyamo about this RIGHT?" she death-glared them all.
"O.o;" they all nodded, slightly frightened.
"Good." Yukari smirked.
"Uh, I already know, Yukari." a voice came from behind them.
Yukari turned around. "….uh….ah…uhm….THIS IS ALL OSAKA'S FAULT!" she pointed to Osaka.
"What I do!"
"YOU'RE the one who told Kagura that spices were in the science lab!"
"I-I'm sorry!"
"YOU BETTER BE!" Yukari glared at her, again.
Osaka gulped and nodded, running over to Chiyo and, kinda, hid behind her. Chiyo sweatdropped. "So I guess we're gonna clean this up, Miss Yukari?"
Yukari nodded. "Yep. ALL OF YOU ARE GONNA CLEAN THIS PLACE UP RIGHT?"
"O.O" students ran everywhere trying to get to the right cleaning equipment.
"Good." Yukari grinned evilly and turned to Kagura and Sakaki. "And you two.."
"I didn't do anything, Miss Yukari." Sakaki twitched.
"Suuuuure you didn't…" she cracked out a random whip. "NOW GET CLEANING!" she whipped near their feet.
"AH! Hey I need those!" Kagura screamed while trying to run away from Yukari's whip.
"TOO BAD! GET TO WORK!" Yukari cackled.
Sakaki cringed. "This is going to, OW, be a long….day………………..OW!"
End
