Do You Still Love Me? Chapter Three

I don't own DBZ!!! Or anything in this f ic, except for HIKAZE! Right now, most of my fics are in a depression mood, so I'm trying to make this one...different...I'm sorry if it's not funny.... because this is my first humor. Sorry if there are mistakes! Read on!

:D and review! If it's a topic that I'm interested in, I'll RandR your fic too! Or...I'll try.


Headnotes:

1. I really hope you can figure out who this is.

2. Orange County! The OC! OC County! Whoo-hoo! Hoo-ha!

3. n. a stiff surface; v.t. ly with great force….yeah..

4. Notice how she's not married, right? Loll...LOL!

5. Yes… this, being a flashback, should only show one view, but that's ok!

6. Don't ask. It 's a calculator game....yeah...stupid but HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!

Ok…some of these "head" notes will be at the top and some on the bottom. Haha, that would make them footnotes, wouldn't it?


Chapter Three: SHE'S GOING OUT WITH WHO?

"Hmm… Everything is going as plan. Of course I have a plan B and a plan C." Trunks rubbed his bare chin.

"Ok. I hope so." (1)

"So, tell me what happened since you two started going out this afternoon." Trunks took a big sip of lemonade and put on his "Oakley's."

"Ok…so um…"

-Flashback-

Videl walked into the classroom hand in hand with Sharpner, trying not to grimace.

"YOU TWO ARE LATE!" screeched the teacher.

"Oh," replied Videl, as honestly as possible. "We were out—battling off—vicious, bloodthirsty pirates. They tried to rob the Central Bank of Orange County (2)."

"My, my," replied the teacher, "what a lovely couple. Good going Sharpner!" She slapped him hard (3) on the butt.

"Whoo-ee, Ms. Rimes (4)," replied a sweat-dropping Sharpner, "I just love when you do that!"

(5) Gohan knew something was wrong. Why did Videl lie like that? Why was she HOLDING SHARPNER'S HAND? He had to talk to her soon, very soon, but then again, he remembered that Hikaze was giving him a hard time. He needed to escape from her without hurting her feelings.

When class was over, Gohan walked to the door, trying to leave the classroom before Hikaze could catch him, and so he could talk to Videl.

"Have a nice day," Gohan said pleasantly to the teacher. Gohan stopped. "Have a nice day," Gohan repeated.

Ms. Rimes smiled at him. "You too, Gohan."

Gohan didn't budge.

"HAVE A NICE DAY." Gohan repeated himself.

"YOU TOO."

They stared at each other for a second.

"Go ahead, do it," he said.

"Do what?" replied Ms. Rimes.

"WELL? Aren't you going to slap my butt?" Gohan demanded.

"What are you talking about, Son Gohan? Why would I do such a thing? I could be arrested for—child molestation! Just because my first name is Michael does not mean I will do—horrendous things to my students! Go, get outta here!"

"GOHAN!" wailed Hikaze. "You're with me and me ONLY! Do you understand? I know how you want to be like your Pimpin' Buddy Bobby (6), but do not try to hit on poor Ms. Rimes." She grabbed his arm and walked away.

-End of Flashback-

"So…You see," said Videl, "I left the classroom with Sharpner. It was quite—disgusting, but if this is going to work, then I better go with it, huh?"

"That's right!"

I'm not sure what's happened since."

-

"SHE'S GOING OUT WITH WHO?" yelled Erasa.

"Whom," Gohan corrected meekly.

"SHARPNER? You must be kidding me!"

"Yeah, he told me, but it all makes sense now, doesn't it?" Gohan stared blankly at the ground.

"Tell me exactly what he told you."

"Do I have to?"

"YES, GOHAN!"

"I was in the hall when Sharpner came up to me and was like, 'Oh, hey Gohan! How's it going? Just so you know, me and Videl are a thing now. Yeah, so don't be all…you know…around her. But she wants you to know that she still wants to be friends.' So…yeah, that's pretty much it."

"Come on, Gohan!"

"Come on what?"

Erasa knocked on his head. "Come on, Gohan, you really aren't gonna let Sharpner take your girl like that, are you?"

"Well, if Videl's happy that way…then…"

"Oh my gosh, Gohan. You make me sick! I can't believe you just said that! OF COURSE you want Videl back! Go talk to her! NOW!" Erasa stomped her feet.

"I guess you're right," said Gohan.

"Of course I am!"

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAN!" a voice rang through the hallways. They knew it was Hikaze.

"Um…sorry, Erasa, but I really gotta hide now! I really don't like being stalked, so I'll talk to Videl later; don't worry though, I will." Gohan waved goodbye and ran as fast as he could.

-
Trunks shifted uncomfortably in his foam chair. "Ok, Videl, now listen to me. Do you know what we're doing right now?"

Nervously biting her nail, Videl replied, "Um…yes… …trying to make Gohan jealous, right?"

"Good. And also, we're going to embarrass this—Hikaze, am I right?" Trunks did his best to look professional.

"Yeah, Trunks. That's right."

"Ok, well keep up the good work, and do everything I've told you to do; get Gohan to drop that girl like a rock, okay?"

Videl smiled. "Okay! Thanks, Trunks. I'll see you tomorrow!! You're an awesome kid." She gave him a hug.

-Meanwhile-

Gohan rushed out to find Videl. Talking to himself, he said, "Ok, I think that's her. Oh my gosh. Who is she hugging now? A short kid…did she get a new 'boyfriend' again? Oh no, what is that girl thinking? TRUNKS IS WAY TOO YOUNG FOR HER!"


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