(Inside the Cartman house)
On the cauch the fat little nine year old boy called Eric, better known as Cartman was watching Terrance and Phillip on the T.V while eating chessy poofs.
(T.V)
"Say Phillip can u check my ass for termites" Terrance asked
"Sure thing Terrance" Phillip responded
(Phillip checks Terrance's ass and Terrance farts)
"Oh i got you" Terrance says and starts laughing
"You sure did Terrance" Phillip responds
"Now you smell like my ass" Terrance says and starts laughing again with Phillip laughing along with him
"Terrance and Phillip will be right back, after a word from our new sponsor"
"Hello, as chairman of the chessy poof factory it is my proud duty to anounce our new competition for one lucky winner and four friends of there choise will get a grand tour of this very chessy poof factory here in Colorado, just buy our specially marked pack and find the golden poof and your our winner, good luck to everyone
(Back to cartman)
"Dude, ..... i gotta win this" Cartman says to himself and starts running off to the supermarket
(At supermarket)
"Oh man where's the trollys"
Cartman goes to look for the trollys eventuly finds them with an old couple in frount of them
"So where do you put the money in to get these out" the old guy said
" I dont know, why they have to make these new changes anyway, not like the old days" The old lady responded
By now Cartman was fed up
"Goddammit get the fuck out my way" Cartman shout as he pushs the old couple out the way and grabs a trolly and runs into the store
"Now where are the chessy poofs" Cartman thinks to himself and after going down a few isle's he finally spots them
"There they are" Dashs over there and put all the bags in the trolly and heads for the checkouts
"finally i made it" Cartman says happily to himself that he has all the chessy poofs giving him a better chance of winning
"Ok that will be $451.25 please"
(Cartman puts his hand in his pocket) "Oh fuck, wait here ill be right back" (Runs off)
(Cartman house)
(Struggling to breathe) " Mum, Mum (Shouts) Mum
"What is it poopie kynds" Mrs cartman replies
"I need some money to buy chessy poofs"
"but sweetie i gave you $300 for your computer just yesterday"
"But mum i need it to win the chessy poof contest (starts his temper tantrum)
"Ok here you go"
"Oh thanks mum, (Under breathe) Ha always works"
With that Cartman runs back to the store
(At Supermarket)
"Oh man the human body was not ment for this" Goes to the checkout
"Im back, and i got the money"
"Thanks kid"
"Sweet"
(Cartman house)
(Cartman is stuffing his face)
"Oh man, just this one packet left (Opens pack and eats it but does'nt find the golden poof) Oh goddammit (Shouts) mum we need more chessy poof now" (Forgetting he has brought them all)
"But grocery shopping isnt untill friday plus i have no money untill tomorrow"
"God dammit"
(Next day)
Cartman, Stan,Kenny and Kyle are at the bus stop
"I hate these quick weekends" Stan says
"I know dude, it's just like we only finshed for the weekend yesterday" Kyle responds
(To Kyle) "What wrong with him" askes Stan (Points to Cartman)
"What you talking about" Kyle replies
"Have you not noticed that he has'nt insulted you once today"
"Yea, but he's probably just doing that so i go up to him ask whats up and then he insults me, and im not falling for that again"
(Butters turns up)
"Hey fellas" Butters greets
"Hey butters" Stan and Kyle reply together
"Did you see the comerical after Terrance and Phillip yesterday?" Butters asks Stan and Kyle
"No" Kyle replies
"I usually go to the kitchen for snacks during the breaks, why what was on?" Stan replies
"The chairman of Cheesy poofs made an announcement that one lucky winner plus four friends will win a tour of the cheesy poofs factory"
"Hmmmm" Kyle starts thinking
"Yea i remember my mum coming home from the supermarket yesterday saying some crazed kid brought all the cheesy poofs" Stan imforms butters
"Hmmmm" (Kyle's still thinking)
"Wow really" Butters replies
"Yea some fat kid"
"Ah ha" (Kyle yells) "i finally got it"
"Got What" Stan asks
"The answer to my math problem"
(Stan smacks his head)
"Dude don't you see this all adds up to Cartman acting so weird this mourning"
"So who cares" Kyle replied
(The bus arrives)
"Hurry up were running late" Yelled miss crabtree
"You always say that you fat bitch" Stan mutters to himself
"What did you say" Miss crabtree shouts at stan
"I said i have a really bad itch"
"Oh me too" (Continues to drive the bus)
(Classroom)
(Mr Garrison is teaching the class maths)
"Ok children were gonna start by going through last nights math problems, now who can tell me the answer to question one 6 x 4, Stan
"24" Stan answers
"Very good stan Butters answer to question 2 please 7 x 3"
"21"
"Good butters"
(Mr Garrison continues to go through the movie)
(Later)
"Ok children now im gonna give you some more maths problems to do at home so just copy them off the blackbored.
(Thinking) Strange Eric usually always does something when my back is turned whats he up to (Turns round) Ah ha
(All the children look at him)
"Cough Cough, get back to these math problems"
(Bell rings)
"Ok class dismissed" Mr garrison says
(All the children leave)
(Canteen)
(Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman and Butters are eating lunch at the table)
(Cartman Thinking to self) "I must win this contest, i have to go to the cheesy poof factory, but how the whole of South Park is sold out of cheesy poof, which means ill have to go to the next town over god damn this pussy ass town"
"Guys come quick i found the golden cheesy poof" Stan yells
(Cartman jumps out of his seat) "lemmie see"
"My bad, its just a real one"
"It sure would be great to go to the Cheesy poof factory, i bet it's real neat their" Butters says
"Its just a contest dude" Kyle says looking bored
(Cartman tiurns to Kyle) "Just a contest, Just a contest (Shouting) Its more than just a fucking contest it's a once in a life time oppertunity to take a tour of the cheesy poof factory, there will probably never be another chance like this again."
"Calm down dude" Stan says tring to restraine Cartman
" (Cartmans still shouting) Calm down, how can i be calm when there is some asshole out there who might win my right to visit the chessy poof factory.
"Your so stupid Cartman" Kyle insults cartman
"That does it screw you guys im going home"
"Cartman we" But stan gets intirupted by Cartman
"i said Screw you guys home"
There we go all re-written.
So will Cartman ever find the Golden chessy poof?
And what will he do if he dont?
Find out next time.
Note: Anyone who wants me to re-write Surivior: South Park please contact me as i currently have no plans to do so.
On the cauch the fat little nine year old boy called Eric, better known as Cartman was watching Terrance and Phillip on the T.V while eating chessy poofs.
(T.V)
"Say Phillip can u check my ass for termites" Terrance asked
"Sure thing Terrance" Phillip responded
(Phillip checks Terrance's ass and Terrance farts)
"Oh i got you" Terrance says and starts laughing
"You sure did Terrance" Phillip responds
"Now you smell like my ass" Terrance says and starts laughing again with Phillip laughing along with him
"Terrance and Phillip will be right back, after a word from our new sponsor"
"Hello, as chairman of the chessy poof factory it is my proud duty to anounce our new competition for one lucky winner and four friends of there choise will get a grand tour of this very chessy poof factory here in Colorado, just buy our specially marked pack and find the golden poof and your our winner, good luck to everyone
(Back to cartman)
"Dude, ..... i gotta win this" Cartman says to himself and starts running off to the supermarket
(At supermarket)
"Oh man where's the trollys"
Cartman goes to look for the trollys eventuly finds them with an old couple in frount of them
"So where do you put the money in to get these out" the old guy said
" I dont know, why they have to make these new changes anyway, not like the old days" The old lady responded
By now Cartman was fed up
"Goddammit get the fuck out my way" Cartman shout as he pushs the old couple out the way and grabs a trolly and runs into the store
"Now where are the chessy poofs" Cartman thinks to himself and after going down a few isle's he finally spots them
"There they are" Dashs over there and put all the bags in the trolly and heads for the checkouts
"finally i made it" Cartman says happily to himself that he has all the chessy poofs giving him a better chance of winning
"Ok that will be $451.25 please"
(Cartman puts his hand in his pocket) "Oh fuck, wait here ill be right back" (Runs off)
(Cartman house)
(Struggling to breathe) " Mum, Mum (Shouts) Mum
"What is it poopie kynds" Mrs cartman replies
"I need some money to buy chessy poofs"
"but sweetie i gave you $300 for your computer just yesterday"
"But mum i need it to win the chessy poof contest (starts his temper tantrum)
"Ok here you go"
"Oh thanks mum, (Under breathe) Ha always works"
With that Cartman runs back to the store
(At Supermarket)
"Oh man the human body was not ment for this" Goes to the checkout
"Im back, and i got the money"
"Thanks kid"
"Sweet"
(Cartman house)
(Cartman is stuffing his face)
"Oh man, just this one packet left (Opens pack and eats it but does'nt find the golden poof) Oh goddammit (Shouts) mum we need more chessy poof now" (Forgetting he has brought them all)
"But grocery shopping isnt untill friday plus i have no money untill tomorrow"
"God dammit"
(Next day)
Cartman, Stan,Kenny and Kyle are at the bus stop
"I hate these quick weekends" Stan says
"I know dude, it's just like we only finshed for the weekend yesterday" Kyle responds
(To Kyle) "What wrong with him" askes Stan (Points to Cartman)
"What you talking about" Kyle replies
"Have you not noticed that he has'nt insulted you once today"
"Yea, but he's probably just doing that so i go up to him ask whats up and then he insults me, and im not falling for that again"
(Butters turns up)
"Hey fellas" Butters greets
"Hey butters" Stan and Kyle reply together
"Did you see the comerical after Terrance and Phillip yesterday?" Butters asks Stan and Kyle
"No" Kyle replies
"I usually go to the kitchen for snacks during the breaks, why what was on?" Stan replies
"The chairman of Cheesy poofs made an announcement that one lucky winner plus four friends will win a tour of the cheesy poofs factory"
"Hmmmm" Kyle starts thinking
"Yea i remember my mum coming home from the supermarket yesterday saying some crazed kid brought all the cheesy poofs" Stan imforms butters
"Hmmmm" (Kyle's still thinking)
"Wow really" Butters replies
"Yea some fat kid"
"Ah ha" (Kyle yells) "i finally got it"
"Got What" Stan asks
"The answer to my math problem"
(Stan smacks his head)
"Dude don't you see this all adds up to Cartman acting so weird this mourning"
"So who cares" Kyle replied
(The bus arrives)
"Hurry up were running late" Yelled miss crabtree
"You always say that you fat bitch" Stan mutters to himself
"What did you say" Miss crabtree shouts at stan
"I said i have a really bad itch"
"Oh me too" (Continues to drive the bus)
(Classroom)
(Mr Garrison is teaching the class maths)
"Ok children were gonna start by going through last nights math problems, now who can tell me the answer to question one 6 x 4, Stan
"24" Stan answers
"Very good stan Butters answer to question 2 please 7 x 3"
"21"
"Good butters"
(Mr Garrison continues to go through the movie)
(Later)
"Ok children now im gonna give you some more maths problems to do at home so just copy them off the blackbored.
(Thinking) Strange Eric usually always does something when my back is turned whats he up to (Turns round) Ah ha
(All the children look at him)
"Cough Cough, get back to these math problems"
(Bell rings)
"Ok class dismissed" Mr garrison says
(All the children leave)
(Canteen)
(Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Cartman and Butters are eating lunch at the table)
(Cartman Thinking to self) "I must win this contest, i have to go to the cheesy poof factory, but how the whole of South Park is sold out of cheesy poof, which means ill have to go to the next town over god damn this pussy ass town"
"Guys come quick i found the golden cheesy poof" Stan yells
(Cartman jumps out of his seat) "lemmie see"
"My bad, its just a real one"
"It sure would be great to go to the Cheesy poof factory, i bet it's real neat their" Butters says
"Its just a contest dude" Kyle says looking bored
(Cartman tiurns to Kyle) "Just a contest, Just a contest (Shouting) Its more than just a fucking contest it's a once in a life time oppertunity to take a tour of the cheesy poof factory, there will probably never be another chance like this again."
"Calm down dude" Stan says tring to restraine Cartman
" (Cartmans still shouting) Calm down, how can i be calm when there is some asshole out there who might win my right to visit the chessy poof factory.
"Your so stupid Cartman" Kyle insults cartman
"That does it screw you guys im going home"
"Cartman we" But stan gets intirupted by Cartman
"i said Screw you guys home"
There we go all re-written.
So will Cartman ever find the Golden chessy poof?
And what will he do if he dont?
Find out next time.
Note: Anyone who wants me to re-write Surivior: South Park please contact me as i currently have no plans to do so.
