Chapter 3
(Outside Cheesy Poof Factory)
"Well hello there im mike chairman of the cheesy poof corporation let me be the first to congratulate you on winning our contest, i bet your real excited ain't ya kids"
"You bet your fucking ass we are" Cartman replied excitedly
"Ok then, now if i may just see the golden cheesy poof we can start the tour" Mike said
"Oh sure Butters has it" Stan Said
"I sure do" Butters replied happily and went into his left coat pocket and then his right followed by his trouser pocket "uh oh"
"uh oh what? Butters" Kyle asked
"I cant find it" Butters said panicking
"You gotta be kidding me" Cartman shouted "You must"
"Im telling you i cant find it" Butters replied even more panicky
"No it cant be" Cartman said close to tears "Wait i got it. Mike
"Yea" Mike replied
"We don't really need to show you the golden cheesy poof do we" Cartman said with a pleading look on his face
"Of course you do kid other wise anybody could just say they won"
"No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
(Cartman house)
"Arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Cartman screams sitting up in bed sweat dripping off his forehead and breathing heavily
" Oh man it was just a dream it was just a dream" Cartman said to himself relived then rested his head back on his pillow and went back to sleep
(Bus Stop)
"Hey fags" Cartman said to Stan, Kyle and Kenny as he arrived at the bus stop
"Why are you so happy today Cartman do they have a buy on get on free sale on all pop tarts at the supermarket" Kyle said causing his friends to laugh
"Aye" Cartman responded angrily "If you must know Butters said i could go to the cheesy poof factory with him"
"Bet that makes you happy fat ass" Kyle insulted
"Aye shut your god-damn Jew mouth or i will kick you in the nuts" Cartman replied angrily
"Speaking of Butters where is he?" Stan asked
(Cartman basement)
Butters is still where Cartman left him last night tied up in his basement singing to himself
"A million bottles of beer on the wall a million bottles of beer you take one down and pass it around nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall"
(Bus Stop)
"Im sure he's just late" Cartman said obviously forgetting hr forgot to let him go
"Not like it matters" Kyle said
(School)
Mr Garrison is teaching geography
"Ok children can anybody tell me where Rio is located" Mr Garrison asked and a few children raised their hands
"Yes clyde"
"Cuba"
"Ok now from someone who's not a complete dip shit, Kyle"
"Brazil" Kyle answered
"Very good kyle" Mr garrison said
"Very good Kyle" Eric said making fun of Mr Garrison
"Eric do you have some sort of problem?" Mr Garrison asked
"No"
"Well then stop it" Mr Garrison demanded
"Now the next question can anybody tell me where Berlin is located. Wendy
"Germany" Wendy responded
"Very good"
"Germany" Eric said trying to immatate Wendy
"Mr Garrison tell him to stop" Wendy pleaded
"Mr Garrison tell him to stop" Cartman said again immateting wendy
"Eric i will not have you disrupting my class" Mr Garrison shouted a Cartman
"Yea" Wendy shouted
"Oh shut your face you fat bitch" Cartman shouted at Wendy while the rest of the class were just shocked
"That's is Eric to the principals office now" Mr Garrison shouted
"God dammit"
(Cafeatiera)
"Hello children" Chef greeted
"Hey chef" They all responded together
"What's for lunch today chef" Cartman asked
"Calm down tubby" Kyle said
"Aye"
"Well today is Sausage and Mash day" Chef responded
"Kick ass" Eric replied happily "ill have a double helping please chef"
Chef give Cartman his food " So how all you little crackers doing then"
"Were good chef" Kyle replied
"Yea Butters won the golden cheesy poof contest and he's taking us" Stan spoke
"Well that sounds great kids, where is Butters anyway"
(Cartman Basement)
"Six hundred and forty three thousand nine hundred and twenty two bottles of beer on the wall Six hundred and forty three thousand nine hundred and twenty two bottles of beer you take one down and pass it around Six hundred and forty three thousand nine hundred and twenty one bottles bottles of beer on the wall
(Cafeitera)
"He never showed up this mourning either" Kyle said " He's probably just sick"
"Well when you see him tell gives him congract from me ok" Chef said
"Ok" Stan replied
"Ok now move along your holding up the line" Chef said and hurried the boys along
(After School)
Everyone is at Stan's house
"Im gonna beat you Jew boy" Cartman taunted
"No way" Kyle replied
They were on Stan's computer playing a racing game when the phone rang a few moments later Stan's mum came into the room
"Boys" Sharon asked
"Yea mum" Stan responded
"You boys haven't seen Butters today have you?"
"No he wasn't in all day. why?
" That was his mum on the phone and apparently he nerve came home last night"
"What" All four boys shouted at once
"He never came home"
"Oh fuck i knew i forgot something" Cartman said just realising what he had done
"What Cartman" Stan asked
"Err no time i gotta go" Cartman said then dashed out the door
(Cartman Basement)
" Two hundred and seventeen bottles of beer on the wall two hundred and seventeen beers" Butters song was interrupted by Cartman dashing into the basement
"Butters" Cartman shouted out of breath
"Eric you returned" Butters said relived
"Yea" Cartman replied and let Butters out "See ya Butters
"Thanks Cartman
