Ravashi: Thank you!
Silent Phsyco: Thanx dude
Random Prophet: I hate to sound bitchy (actually I love to) but when you see "OCXEd", like I do when I see "RoyXEd" ya steer clear. And I know about paragraphs (alright I'm a bit younger then I said I was and I don't know to much), but I choose to write the way I write, it's America (for me), and I get to do that. And don't read this anymore, because I'll continue to write that way. So just don't read my stuff.
Alright, I don't hate Roy (okay I kind of do, he's mean), but read at your own risk, there'll be some butt-grabbing. I hope you like it, if you don't, keep in mind, this is my first ever FMA fanfiction so dude, keep the flaming to a minimum PWEEESE!
Rini woke up in hospital bed. "A hospital?" She raised up a bit. "Are you awake?" Al asked. "Nah, I'm havin' an out of body experiance" She replied. Ed looked up from the chair beside her. "Yay!" He chimed. "How are y'all?" She asked. "We're fine, how are you?" Al said. "Compared to what?" She joked. "When can I get outta here?" She questioned. "Well, tomorrow, the removed the bullets and sewed you up so you should be okay. But you're goinf to be relocated for the time being" Ed explained. "Okay. Where?" She asked. "A girl we know's house" Al said. "Alrighty" She said.
A few days later they'd settled into Winry's house. With Riza and Roy and body guards, everything was pretty safe. Renee got along fine with Winry, but she didn't exactly "click" with Pinako. Rini would cuss and Pinako would smack her and tell her that swearing was bad. Roy had also developed a bit of a crush on Rini. Usually, she'd grumble and say "Yes ma'am". Since they were on red alert with Rini, the military was delivering food to the place they were staying, and one day it came down to the last bag of Ramen.
"Give it to me Ed"
"No! It's my favorite kind of Ramen!"
"It's mine too. Now give it!" Renee yanked and tugged at the bag of noodles, trying to get Edward to release it. The fighting went on for about two days, until they met in the kitchen. "The first person to grab the bag gets it" Ed said. Both of them dived for it, but just ended up grabbing it at the same time. They removed their hands and stared at each other for a minute, contemplating how to distract the other. "I've got it!" Ed thought. He moved closer to Renee. Surprised, Rini opened up her mouth to ask what the hell Ed was about to do. Just then, Ed kissed her. On the mouth. And it worked, because while he was making out with Rini, he grabbed the bag of Ramen. But even though he'd accomplished his mission, he didn't stop kissing her. Roy walked into the door, which was open. "Hawkeye, Winry, Pinako, Al, get in here!" He whispered. They came and looked in the door as the two kissed each other. Rini pushed Ed away. "We have an audiance" She quickly whispered in his ear. "Damn you Ed Elric! Ramen stealing Body Guard!" She staged being mad and stormed out. "Heh, I'll do anything for Ramen" Ed quickly exited. "Ramen my ass. I KNEW he liked her. I knew it!" Roy said, giving an evil laugh. Winry was in shock, and Riza couldn't help but giggle.
Roy ran down the hall to Renee. "Hey, Rini!" He called. Rini swung around on her heel. "Since when do YOU call ME Rini?" She asked, a bit suspicious of Roy. "Oh nevermind. Anyway, since when do you go off kissing someone like Ed?" He asked, backing Renee into a wall. "What the-?" Rini was cut off short by Mustang forcing a kiss on her. "Every freaking time I start to say that someone kisses me!" She thought. But now, she had to think about a way to get away from Roy. He was way stronger than her, and had her pinned to the wall, and now had a hand headed straight for her rear end. But they were just outside of Ed's room, and she knew how thin the walls were. She banged her fist against the wall. The door flew open and Ed walked out. "Oh my God!" He yelled. Rini was struggling against Roy trying any way possible to get him off of her. "Mustang!" He grabbed one of Winry's wrenches from a table and whammed Roy in the head with it. That did just fine. "Perv demon!" Rini yelled. "Excuse me, I need to go wash my mouth out with bleach" Rini walked away. "How could you do this?" Ed shouted. "Do what?" Roy said, rubbing his head. "Don't play dumb. You pinned her to a wall and kissed her, among other things" Ed said. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! How do you know she didn't come on to me?" Roy defended himself. "Oh right. Like she'd come on to a jackass like you. She's not like that, Rini has standards and morals" Ed glared. "And you're mad because you don't meet those standards?" Roy accused. Ed punched Roy in the face with his automailed hand, knocking him backwards. The fight was on, and it didn't stop until Winry came into the room. she stood there for a minute, trying to figure out what they were fighting over. "Renee isn't stupid! And she's not a slut!" Ed shouted. "Oh, they're fighting over Rini?" Winry asked herself. Now, Roy was winning, and Rini came into the room. "Hey!" Rini didn't even ask Winry for a wrench, one matierialized in her hand. She clobbered Roy with it. "Ow!" He yelped in pain. "That's what you get for beating up my boy!" She pushed Ed behind her. "Now then, if you got a problem, deal with it. Ed isn't a fu-" Rin was cut off by Pinako yelling "Watch your mouth, young one". Rini glared at the little old woman scurrying past her. "I can't get a word in edgewise... anyway, Ed isn't your freaking punching bag, so watch it before I make you mine" Rini glared and walked out with Ed. Winry couldn't help but ask, "Are you two together?". Renee looked at Winry. "Um, yeah. We are" She said, thinking sarcasim at such a time wasn't really right. "Why'd you tell her that?" Ed asked. "I like you, you apparently like me because I know your favorite Ramen flavor is beef, not chicken" Rini said. "How'd you know that?" Ed questioned. "I knew because it's the only Ramen you buy. So you must really like it" Rini replied. She turned a corner and found Al scattered into little pieces. Rini searched for a moment and found the boy's head. "Al, talk to me. Who did this to you?" She held his head at eye level with hers. "Colonel Mustang" Al said, just before his jaw dropped off. "Winry! Fix Al, and gimme a wrench, a big one" Rini yelled. Winry rushed to her and handed her a wrench. "I'm gonna kill Mustang" She mumbled and headed off around the corner. She searched for Roy, twirling the wrench in her hand.
