Harry Potter was a very spaztic boy. He had two friends that were secretly dating and had a crush on Cho Chang, but Cho Chang was secretly dating Ron who was cheating on her and secretly dating Hermione. When Harry found out he yelled at Ron, and then Hermione found out what Ron was really up to all those long nights during 'extra Quidditch' and yelled at Ron.
Then Cho came in and found Ron and Hermione and Harry all yelling at each other and within seconds she found out that Ron was cheating on her so then she began to yell at him. The yelling attracted Michael Corner, who found out that Cho was cheating on him. Their yells combined attracted Ginny, who found out that he was cheating on her.
Eventually, they all yelled each other out and fell on the floor asleep. Hours later Luna Lovegood walked in and said, 'Oh how delightful, more bodies for the Yelling Potion,' and sprayed orange liquid all over their faces. Later, when they woke up, the buzz around the school was that Harry, Ron, Hermione, Cho, Michael, and Ginny had slept together and they soon became outcasts.
Finally, they began yelling at each other again because of Luna's Yelling Potion. She giggled silently and twirled around before they caught her and crashed into Professor Snape, who instantly realized what kind of potion Luna had made because her hands had pounded Thestral esscence, which was only available from his stores and used only for the Yelling Potion.
Snape started yelling at her and then Luna and Snape began yelling at each other and joined the other crowd.
Finally, Snape found out that Luna had added too much powdered ground squirrel tail, making the potion extra powerful. Soon, their yells became large sonicbooms that began destroying the castle. Soon, Hogwarts was nothing more than a rubble, and the shaking shook the mountains and they all became a rubble, and that attracted Voldemort.
He glided towards the remains of Hogwarts and began to feed on their anger when suddenly he tripped over the handle of Sirius's knife, which flew into the air and cut a lightening bolt scar on Harry.
When Voldemort fell he shook the ground and 10 large boulders fell on him and he got crushed. A stolen Time Turner fell out of his pocket, and flew through the air, turning, turning, turning...
And then Snape dropped his wand and with the magic of his mind the Time Turners all multiplied.
And it covered the entire world... turning.. and turning... and turning... and turning... and turning...
Eventually, it turned so far back that it turned 12 years into the past. Nobody remembered anything. Of course, everybody's still babies, except for Snape. And Harry still had his lightening-bolt scar, and everybody thought that Voldemort had died because of Harry because the Minister of Magic at the time wanted to find a reasonble explanation on how the Dark Lord had died, so he put all the names of all the magical babies of the world into a hat and drew out Harry's name. He then hired writers to decide what to do next, and the writers advised to kill Harry's parents with no witnesses and pretend that Harry had brought Voldemort out of power.
