Chapter 5

Downstairs, Riza, Winry, Ed, and Al could hear something like two cats fighting tooth and nail, Pinako was there but she'd plugged her ears because of all the cussing Mustang out. After Ed had explained what had happened, most of the people in the room had a deep disliking of Roy. About 15 minutes later, Winry sighed. "I wonder who's winning" Al said, finally screwed back together. The doorbell rang. "I'll get it!" Renee shouted from the hall way. She flung open the door. "Who are you?" Rini put her hand on her hip irritated that she didn't get to finish off Mustang. "I'm Miss Hitachi from the military and I'd like to give you this cat here" A woman with black hair and red eyes dressed in a black cat suit said, holding out a gray cat. "Ooookay" Rini grabbed the cat and pushed her thumb on it's paw. Five claws stuck out. "Yes! It's not declawed, I'll wash Roy's clothes with cat nip" Renee smiled. "Thanks" She slammed the door. "Kitty kitty, you're my new best friend, and I shall name you Dantea" She held the cat to her face and kissed it's head. "Who was that?" Ed asked. "Some girl who just gave me a cat" Renee answered. "Her name is Dantea" She said. "Dantea. I love Rini to death but I think sometimes she's the spawn of the devil" Ed sighed. Riza, Al, Pinako and Winry were looking for Roy. As they entered his room they saw him tied up and gagged on the floor. All of the turned around and left. "He got what he derved" Riza said. "Yep" Winry and Pinako agreed.

All of them had settled down later, about 8:00PM. Al was hugging Dantea until she finally jumped out of his arms. The cat snuck out of the room and changed into Envy. "Lust forgot I'm alergic to cats" Envy sniffled. "I'll be right back... I wanna find the kitty" Al got up from the couch to look for his feline companion. He walked down corridoors and looked in rooms, no cat. "I'm gonna go look for Al" Ed left, going the same way his brother had exited. A few minutes later, Ed retured, brotherless. He walked over to Winry and started making out with her. "MAN WHORE!" Rini, still armed with the wrench, flung it at his head. "Ouch!" He rubbed the back of his head where it hit him. "Waaaaaaait a minute... this isn't Ed... he didn't cuss when I did that" Rini thought. "Are you okay, shortie?" She asked. "Yeah I'm fine" Ed said. "You're not Ed, stupid!" Renee smacked his face. Winry picked up her wrench. "Good impact" Riza commented on Renee's slap. "What's gong on?" Ed returned with Al. Rini looked at the other Ed. "When's my birthday?" She asked. "April the second, why?" He replied. "Good boy. And... your nick name is?" She interrogated. "Blondie, why are you asking this?" Ed looked behind her at the second Ed. "ENVY!" He growled. "Envy?" Winry asked, confused. The second Ed turned into Envy. Winry, Ed, and Renee surrounded her/him/it. Rini transmuted a shot gun into her hands. "Oh no. She's armed" Ed motioned everyone back. Envy started running around the room, too scared to look for an exit. "Palm tree headed dummy!" Rini shot at her head and chased her out the door. "AND DON'T COM BACK NOW, YA HEAR!" Rini slammed the door and locked it. In celebration of the defeat of Roy (even though she let him out of his room, with a shock collar on) and scaring Envy, Pinako broke out the beer. "I never knew we had this stuff" Winry said, looking at the label. "So? It's good I've had it before" Rini sat on the arm of the sofa. All of them (except Al) had a beer. "Git er done" Rini said as they clanked their beer bottles together.

"Git er done!"

The End!

I know it's a bit short but hey, whatever. Thanks for listening to me ramble on! I think I'll do a follow up comedy series...

GIT ER DONE!