Rory the Disturbing Band Member is to the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Rory is a person in our band. He has long hair and Farnham is our band director. Oh and we all used to joke about Rory being gay so that's were the 'joked about his sexuality' line came from! Also made up on a band trip. Also none of this is true!
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Rory the disturbing band member
Had a saxophone.
Many people made fun of him,
And never called him on the phone.
All of the other band members,
Used to laugh and call him freak.
They made fun of his stupid hair,
And joked about his sexuality.
Then one band rehearsal Farnham came to say, "If you don't treat Rory right, I'll kick you all out tonight!"
So nobody made fun of him,
At least not where Farnham could see!
Rory the disturbing band member you'll go down in history!
You'll go down in history!
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