Boom-Boom's Dating Academy
Part 1
A/N: Hi everybody! This is my second fic and it will probably stink, but read it anyway! Thanks to my sister Selly, for letting me use her account. Italics are thoughts, and I'm not doing accents. Tabietro, Kurtty, Romy. KW
Disclaimer: Hello peoples! If I owned X-men I would be rich and have all my little people think up stories for me! I would hardly be wasting time writing X-men fan fics! Obviously, I am, so what does that tell you?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Squinting against the bright sunlight, Tabby walked down the steps of Bayville High. The grass was growing back, and flowers were sprouting. A soft breeze seemed to revolve around her.
"ACHOOO!" Tabby sneezed, cursing the chalkboard erasers, she had been forced to clap as detention. Jeez! All she had done was broken into the teachers lounge! She hadn't even stolen anything! The erasers had gathered many layers of dust in the storage room, as well as chalk dust, from many years before, when they had last been used.
Tabby grumbled as the breeze grew closer. The breeze is getting closer? Piet- Tabby's thoughts were cut off as an arm wrapped around her waist and dragged her into the bushes. She found herself staring into a handsome face lined with silver hair.
"Pietro?" she sat up, and looked around to find Nightcrawler and Gambit sitting in the bushes along with Quicksilver. "Kurt? Remy?" she asked confused.
"What took you so long?" Kurt complained. "We've been sitting here for ages!" Remy and Pietro nodded.
"Yeah-Boom-Boom-we've-been-sitting-here-forever-waiting-for-you-to-come-out-do-you-always-have-detention?" The speedy mutant smirked.
"For your information, Pie-Pie" Pietro grimaced at the nickname. "I haven't had detention for a whole week!" Tabby laughed, pushing the other mutant playfully. Pietro pushed her back. "Hey!" she yelled and started to wrestle with him.
"Oh-Boom-Boom-I-think-that-your-losing-your-touch-you-old-granny!"
"How dare you!" Tabby and Pietro laughed, throwing insults at each other. "I'm gonna hurt you someday, Pie-Pie!"
"Don't-call-me-Pie-Pie!" Quicksilver yelled!
"Pie-Pie, Pie-Pie, Pie-Pie!" Tabby giggled, pinning Pietro to the ground. "And now you're gonna get it!" She laughed tickling the other mutant.
"Well, Mademoiselle, Remy thinks that it is time to get down to business," the French mutant stated, interrupting Pietro's cries for help.
"You mean work?" Boom-Boom wrinkled her nose. "As you might've noticed it's not really my thing. Besides…" She trailed off looking doubtfully around the group. A fuzzy, blue demon, a fast talking player, and a French guy who speaks in the third person. Great teammates.
"But-this-is-a-different-kind-of-work!" Pietro insisted.
"Ja!" Kurt agreed, then blushed. "We need your, uh, help."
"Oui cher! Remy and these two fine gentlemen-" Tabby snorted. "need your help to ask Chaton, and Rogue to the 'Spring Fling Dance'." Remy announced seriously. Tabby was dumbstruck for a moment, and then burst out laughing.
"You've gotta be kidding me! You want lessons on how to ask people out! Ha ha ha!" Tabby choked.
"Well-not-exactly-I-need-some-tips-and-you're-a-girl-so-you-would-know-what-kind-of-things-girls-like-and-these-two-want-you-to-tell-them-how-to-get-Kitty-and-Rogue-to-like-them-and-go-with-them-to-the-Spring-Fling-Dance-because-you're-their-best-friend-besides-each-other." Pietro took a deep breath.
"Could ya say that again?" Tabby grinned.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A/N: Well what did ya think? Sound good? More chapters filled with fluffy goodness coming your way! RR! KW
