Boom-Boom's Dating Academy
Part 2
A/N: Hi again! Just decided to write another chapter. Don't feel like being witty(or trying, I'm usually not witty). Thanks, Selly. No accents, Italics mean thoughts, Tabietro, Kurtty, Romy.
-Kitty Weasley
Disclaimer: I don't own X-men, so don't ask me to lend you money.
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"So, let me get this straight," Tabby sat on her bed, looking down at Kurt, Pietro, and Remy, who were clustered together on the floor. After a few more minutes in the bushes, everyone had voted that they should hold their meetings in Tabby's(really Mystique's) room. Kurt and Pietro had decided to race home, so she had clung to Pietro on a wild ride home, that included many frightened people who heard 'whoops' coming from thin air. When they arrived at the Brotherhood home, they had found Kurt and Remy already there. After gloating, the two victors had led them upstairs. "You," she pointed at Pietro. "want to know all about girls." Quicksilver nodded and opened his mouth, but Tabby cut him off, nodding towards Kurt and Remy. "And you two want me to tell you all there is to know about Kitty and Rogue, so you can seduce them and take them to the Spring Fling Dance, the biggest dance of the year." When the two boys nodded, Tabby sighed. "Looks like I've got my work cut out for me."
"It won't be that hard!" Kurt cried indignantly. "It's not like we're stupid!"
"And besides, mon cheri," Remy added. "you are Chaton and Rogue's best friend, so you have plenty to tell Bleu and Remy."
"Yeah-and-you're-always-wanting-to-open-that-big-mouth-of-yours-and-now-you-get-a-chance." Pietro smirked. Tabby glared and threw a pillow at him. "Ouch-watch-where-you're-throwing-things-Boom-Boom!" Tabby grinned and was about to chuck another pillow, when Remy cleared his throat.
"Okay, okay," Tabby scowled. "I'll meet you here tomorrow at three. Then we can start."
"Seeing-you-at-three-in-the-morning-that-would-be-a-scary-sight!" Quicksilver laughed.
"You're going to get it now, pie-pie!" Tabby yelled, lunging for another pillow. Kurt glanced at Remy and sighed. You just couldn't keep these two from fighting. Remy looked at his friend and nodded. They stood and said a good-bye that couldn't be heard. As Remy and Kurt exited, Tabby and Pietro were having an all out pillow war.
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Tabby opened the door and bowed, letting in three teenage boys.
"Welcome to my humble abode," she said in a deep voice.
"Hey-Boom-Boom," Pietro yelled as he jumped on her bed.
"Off the bed pie-pie!" Tabby commanded. "Hey Kurt, Remy."
"Hey Tabby!" Kurt laughed. "And pie-pie!" He laughed as a pillow whizzed dangerously close to his ear. "You're starting to remind me of Boom-Boom." This time two pillows flew in his direction.
"Bonjour, Madmoiselle," Remy kissed her hand.
"How French!" Tabby giggled. "Anyway welcome to Boom-Boom's Dating Academy! I'll start with you two." She motioned towards Nightcrawler and Gambit.
"What-about-me?" Pietro whined.
"You come later," Tabby glared at him. "Now," she turned to the other boys as she plopped down on her bed. "First, tell me what is your relationship with the Rogue, or Kitty?" Kurt answered first.
"Well," he began uncertainly. " Kitty and I are best friends." He looked at the reactions on everyone's faces. They all said the same thing: it was common knowledge that he and Kitty were best friends.
"Rogue is, uhh," Remy thought for a moment. "um, Remy is not her favorite person." He finished. Everyone nodded, knowing what he meant.
"Is-it-my-turn-NOW?" Pietro demanded.
"NO!" Pietro shirked under the glares of the three other mutants.
"Alright-alright-I-get-the-point!" He mumbled sulkily.
"Now," Tabby regained her position of teacher. "Is there competition?" Kurt glared out the window.
"Yes," he growled. "Lance." Tabby nodded understandingly. Personally, she couldn't stand Avalanche. Remy considered for a moment then shook his head.
"Non, not that Remy knows of," he answered.
"Good," Tabby smiled. "Now lets start with you and Kitty," she said to Kurt. " Well, let's see, umm, Kitty likes a man who is very romantic. So you'll want to be really sweet, and get her roses and stuff, but that's later. First you'll want to compliment her. On her hair, her clothes, her makeup, anything. Kitty is obsessed with her looks." Kurt nodded.
"Compliments, roses, check."
"Ummm, hmm. You can also write her poems, stuff like that."
"I've got the romantic part down, but what about other things?" Kurt demanded impatiently. Tabby scowled at him.
"Don't rush me! I can't think of any thing else right now," Kurt mouth opened, but she rushed on, "so I'll tell you a little about Rogue now." Remy smiled, ready. "Okay then, well Rogue likes a more subtle guy. So you'll just want to talk to her about things like music she likes. Or books." Tabby shuddered. Why does she even bother? Reading, bleck. She made a face.
"My-turn-now?" Pietro asked bored. Tabby sighed dramatically.
"Now you've done it, you foul pie-pie, you." She rolled over, landing with an 'umph!' on the floor.
"You foul pie-pie, you?" Kurt asked incredulously
"Yes!" Tabby cried from the floor. "He's driving me insane asking me to help him every second of the day!"
"I-do-not!" Pietro retorted, throwing pillows (yet again) at the mutant on the floor.
"AAAAAA! Help me!" Tabby's muffled cries came from underneath a mountain of pillows. Pietro suddenly grinned, then motioned towards Kurt and Remy to be quiet. He put up his fingers, 3-he crouched on the bed, 2-his grinned widened,1-he leapt. And landed on the mound of pillows. "Get off of me, pie-pie!" Tabby yelled from under the pillows. Laughing maniacally, Pietro dashed out of the room. Kurt and Remy stared for a second at the mass of writhing pillows, screaming something about killing, then quickly followed Pietro's example.
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Okay, I think I'm obsessed with pillows or something. Next chapter, Tabby talks to Kitty and Rogue about their 'dream guys'. Ha, ha. RR, KW
