Boom-Boom's Dating Academy

Part 4

A/N: Hi! Yay! Thanks, Selly. This chapter, will include two new couples, do to suggestions from reviewers! I therefore dedicate this chapter to ­­­­­­­­Pyro Lady and Cajun Charmer. Cookie for both of you! And I also dedicate this chapter to Mrs. Jean Grey-Summers! My fave Evo author! Yayniss! Ha ha. Ummmm, let's see. Oh, yeah. I want to take a poll, out of interest. Who is your fave and least fave boyfriend for Kitty, and Rogue. Just tell me in reviews. I'll keep track of the results in my A/N's. Okay, then. Bye-bye! KW

Disclaimer: I don't own X-men Evolution. I know, I know, it stinks. Believe me.

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Tabby opened the door.

"Hey guys," she sighed, looking down at her half-painted nails.

"Sup-Boom-Boom."

"Hey Tabby."

"Bonjour, Madmoiselle."

"Ay, Sheila." Tabby's head snapped up to stare into a face framed by red hair.

"Pyro!" she exclaimed, staring at the grinning Acolyte. "What are YOU doing here?!" Pyro eyes shone maniacally.

"Just call me John, Sheila," he grinned flirtatiously, his white teeth flashing in the bright lights of Mystique's old room. She glared at him half-heartedly. "And I would think it was obvious why I was here. I've got girl troubles." Tabby sighed regretfully. Now she had another boy to be annoyed by. But then again he WAS cute. She rolled her eyes, peeved by the constant click of his lighter.

"And who would you be needing help with may I ask? You seem to be able to pick up girls pretty well," she frowned, and turned to Remy. "You don't need help with girls either!" Remy shook his head.

"Remy does not need help with girls, ma cher, Remy needs help with Rogue." Tabby nodded, accepting his answer.

"But what about you!? Who doesn't like you?" Tabby demanded to John.

"Tabby!!" the sound of things breaking emanated from the hall.

"There's dream girl calling now!" Pyro smiled at the look on Tabby's face.

"What! Wanda!?" Hex bolts flew through the lock and the door crashed open. The angry mutant stormed into the room, glaring.

"Where the heck did you put my book, you…" Wanda's rampage was cut short as she looked around the room. Her eyes had landed on the four boys standing in the room.

"Hallo, Sheila!" John smiled seductively. "Ya look right nice today." Wanda blushed and looked down at her shoes, surprisingly interesting at the moment. Tabby walked over to her friend.

"Wink, wink, nudge, nudge!" she softly elbowed Wanda in the stomach, eyebrows wiggling. Wanda's face became even redder as she sent hex bolts at the blonde. Used to the other mutant's tirades Tabby laughed and ducked. Wanda stormed out of the room. Turning to the dumbstruck boys, Tabby spoke. "Leave me now! It isn't safe anymore! The witch is after me! Run for your lives!" She fell dramatically on her bed, landing on Pietro's legs.

"Hey-get-off-of-me!" Quicksilver yelled, pushing her aside.

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Tabby leaned on the table. Does she always sleep this late? She sighed, watching the stairs. A pair of shoes appeared, lengthening into legs, torso, and head.

"Hey girl!" Tabby leaped up and offered the Scarlet Witch a piece of cold toast. Wanda took it distastefully, sat down and began to eat. "Well, since we're both up for breakfast so early, might as well have some girl time!"

"Tabby, you woke up at noon, and its one now." Tabby scowled at Wanda.

"Who cares? Let's have some fun!" Wanda sighed and set down the toast.

"Fine."

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Wanda sat on a bench, watching the fountain spew water. Mall-goer's gave her bench a wide berth, the look on the teen's face enough to scare anyone. Except Tabby, unfortunately. She just sat next to her, babbling away about dyeing her hair blue, the shoe sale at this store, and so on.

"Hello!" the scarlet witch jumped as a hand with blue fingernails waved dangerously close to her head. "Earth to Wanda!" Wanda turned to glare at the grinning mutant next to her. "You haven't even touched your malt!" Tabby picked up the full cup and shook it. "Besides," she added slyly. "It's time to talk boys."

"What!" Wanda was caught off guard by the question. "I have absolutely no interest in boys." She growled.

"Sure, ya don't!" Tabby laughed. " Well, then.. what's your favorite.." the blonde searched her mind for the questions she had asked Kitty and Rogue. "What's your favorite movie?"

"Nothing."

"TV show?"

"Nothing." Wanda smiled slightly as the other girl sighed in frustration.

"Fine." Tabby smirked. "Let's talk about something you like. What's your favorite element." Wanda thought for a moment.

"Fire," she answered suspiciously.

"Okay." Tabby grinned. "Where's the place you'd most like to visit."

"Australia."

"Well, that's all. Let's go!" the blonde stood up suddenly. Wanda blinked. I was uncharacteristic for Tabby to want to leave the mall. She shrugged, deciding that if the girl had come to her senses, the she wasn't going to prolong their mall visit.

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Tabby raced upstairs into her room. There sat Pietro.

"What are you doing here?" She asked surprised to see the male mutant.

"Well-you-never-helped-me-instead-you-helped-Pyro-so-I-thought-that-I-would-wait-for-you-so-I-could-finally-get-girl-help," Quicksilver looked intently at her.

"Okay, fine." Tabby sighed, sitting down on the bed. Why does he even need help with girls. She thought glaring at the other teen. She voiced her thoughts. Pietro looked around the room.

"Well-uh-I-um-well-this-girl-I-like-she-doesn't-really-uh-know-that-I-like-her," he answered uncertainly blushing. Tabby raised her eyebrows, but didn't question Pietro's sudden shyness.

"Okay, well what does she look like." Tabby pried hoping to get information on this mystery girl.

"She-has-hair-two-eyes-a-nose-two-ears-a-mouth-and-she's-a-girl-she's-really-hot." Quicksilver answered evasively. The last thing he needed was Tabby finding out his crush.

"Fine." Maybe if she found out who Pietro liked she could send the girl a bee's nest. Hmmmm. "You know Pie-Pie, not all girls like the same things. Soooo, I'll just tell you what I like." She grinned. "Now shoot."

"What-could-I-wear-to-persuade-you-to-say-yes?" Tabby thought for a moment.

"Nothing!" she laughed as a pillow landed at her feet. "Fine." She pouted. "A open T-shirt with jeans." Pietro wrinkled his nose.

"Really?"

"Duh."

"Fine-what-color-corsage-would-you-want?"

"Red!"

"What-color-dress-would-you-wear?"

"Red!"

"What-color-suit-should-I-wear?"

"Red!"

"What-should-I-say?"

"Red!"

"Tabby!" Tabby laughed then caught the pillow thrown at her.

"Red roses, with those little white flowers all around them for the corsage," Tabby thought about her fantasy dance. "A red dress, and you in a white suit."

"That-would-clash-with-my-hair." He ran a hand lovingly through his white locks. Tabby sighed and tapped her foot impatiently on the floor.

"This isn't your dream dance we're talking about here, Mister Pie-Pie." Pietro scowled, but didn't say anything. Tabby continued. " You would ask me 'Do you like to dance?' 'Yeah. And you?' 'Only with beautiful girls' 'so what beautiful girl do want to dance with tonight? 'you'" Pietro stared at the girl, who seemed lost in a fantasy dreamworld. "Then you'd give me the corsage." She shrugged. "That would be very romantic.

"Okay." Pietro thought for a second, going over his new information. The door opened suddenly to reveal Pyro and Gambit. They sat down on the floor.

"Ma cheri," Remy looked at the blonde. "Remy has just realized that you never told Kurt and Remy what Rogue and Chaton said." Tabby laughed.

"Duh! I totally forgot." She turned to John. "And I talked to Wanda too." He grinned back at her. "Speaking of, does anybody know where Kurt is?" Everyone looked around. Just then the door swung open. In tottered a trembling Kurt. His eyes were wide.

"What is the matter, Bleu?" Remy inquired. Kurt looked around. Then spoke

"If you tell anyone I'm dead!" The group nodded, eager to hear what was worrying the demon so much. After looking around again Kurt continued, turning to Tabby. "Wolverine told me that he and Storm are both chaperoning for the school dance and he wants me to ask you how he can ask her to go with him, without sounding like a wimp." Tabby burst into laughter.

"So Logan likes Ororo! Who'dve guessed!" she slowed to a giggle, and then stopped. "Tell him that he can't be like 'We're going to the dance together, okay?' "she imitated Wolverine's deep voice. " He has to be like, 'Ororo, since we are both chaperoning the dance, I would love it if you would do me the honor of being my date.'" She sighed at the romance.

"Do I really have to tell him THAT!?" Kurt cringed at the thought of Wolverine's reaction. Tabby frowned.

"It's not wimpy it's sensitive. Women like sensitive men."

"Fine. You're all invited to my funeral." As he sat down, Remy threw an impatient look at Tabby.

"Oh, yeah." She smiled, then began. "Okay Remy, you first. Rogue likes a guy who is nice, understanding, smart, and has things in common with her. Her favorite movie is Princess Mononoke. Band is Led Zeppelin. She likes that your persistent. Got it?"

"Oui," Remy nodded, musing over Rogue.

"Kurt, Kitty basically likes a perfect guy, especially hot ones." Seeing Kurt's shoulder's sag, Tabby decided to reassure him. "But she already thinks your cute and funny." Kurt smiled. "She likes the Sound of Music, and ATeens. Oh, and she likes your accent." Kurt grinned. "Pyro, she likes fire, and wants to go to Australia. But, I can tell she totally likes you. Did you see her blush this morning?" Pyro smiled at the last comment, but was still slightly disappointed that this was all Tabby could dig up on Wanda. Tabby looked up at her fireman calendar. "Oh, and guys," they turned at the doorway to look at her. "You'll want to ask tomorrow, so they can get dresses and stuff."

"What?!" All three guys gawked at her. Tabby shrugged.

"Either that or they get asked by someone else." Kurt eyed Lance as he headed into the bathroom and nodded. The others gulped, but they walked determinedly out the door.

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A/N: Did ya like this chappie? Next chapter, the big questions!!!! And I don't mean marriage! RR ;-)

Kitty Weasley