-YUUGIOH'S SUPER-COOL DESCENT INTO HELL! Chapter 2.-
Darkness. Pure, engulfing darkness that let in no light. And then, his head spinning, Yugi stirred to find himself stretched out on a cracked, barren stretch of ground, surrounded by flames. Yep. It was Hell.
"My head hurts," Jounouchi groaned, sitting up.
"That," Anzu explained. "Is because a demon is gnawing on it."
She pointed at his head, and there was indeed a spawny demon chewing quite rabidly at his scalp.
"Shit!" He yelped, flailing madly at it. Honda and Bakura rushed to pry it off.
"Something feels off," Yugi finally said as he stood to his feet.
"The fact that we're in Hell might have something to do with it," Honda snapped, wrestling the little cannibal from a screaming Jounouchi's scalp.
"Get your hands off me, you filthy human!" The demon shrieked, but in doing so, his jaw was released from Jou's head. He opted for biting off Honda's arm instead. Jounouchi continued to run around in a circle, screaming.
"That's not what I meant," Yugi protested.
"A little help?!" Honda demanded, waving his arm around.
"Oh, allow me!" Bakura said, pulling out a small squirtbottle and spraying the demon. He reeled and scrambled away, with a cry of "Miserable fleshbag! Shakune will be back!"
"Holy water," Bakura explained.
"Why, exactly, do you just happen to have holy water?" Anzu asked incredulously.
"Don't ask questions," Bakura pouted indignantly.
"Oh come on!"
"If you must know," He frowned. "I bought it at the gift shop."
"See, that's what felt off," Yugi piped up. "The gift shop."
"What gift -" Honda turned around, to see a small stand labeled 'Yay-Mart: Hell.'
"I found it!" Jou exclaimed breathlessly. "When I was running around!"
"And then he told me," Yugi added.
"And then he told me and I got the holy water," Bakura finished with a nod.
"There wasn't enough time elapsed for you to do all of that," Anzu pointed out.
"This is Hell, moron," said a voice. "Time doesn't exist. You do what you want."
"Kaiba?!" Honda demanded. "What're you doing here?!"
"Business deal," He replied.
"And he set up the gift shop!" Mokuba piped up. "For tourists!"
"Why would Hell get a lot of tourists?" Bakura asked curiously.
"Well, you're here, aren't you?" Kaiba retorted irritably.
"They mostly just get witchy goth kids." Mokuba explained. "And nerds."
"Incidentally, that's the majority of KaibaCorp's customers as well," Kaiba said. "So I'm going to buy Hell."
Jounouchi blinked. "Whooooooooa."
Yugi had occupied himself with browsing through the shop, and was currently poking a squeekable plushie of a Blue-eyes in a Satan costume.
"Hands off the merchandise, you dweeb," Kaiba growled.
A fireball was flung at the Yay-mart. The demon-kid known as Shakune had returned.
"Humans don't belong in Hell unless they're damned and us demons can torture them!!" He ranted. "Go awaaay!"
"Fucking twerp," Kaiba muttered, pulling out a utility-sized Blue-Eyes Super Soaker of Holy Water and showering Shakune with it. Shakune quickly retreated.
"Okay," Yugi remarked. "I really don't see how you can get off calling me a dweeb, when everything you own is shaped like a Blue-eyes. Obsessed much?"
"Shut the hell up, Yugi," Kaiba retorted. "My limo isn't Blue-eyes shaped."
"But I bet your toilet is."
Kaiba paused. He could not answer.
" ....That's creepy," Jounouchi pointed out.
"Shut up," Kaiba snapped. "I have better things to do than talk to you idiots about my BATHROOM. I have a deal to make with SeƱor Diablo."
He flounced off in a girly manner. Everyone blinked. There was an awkward pause.
"Let's buy more Holy Water, guys!" Yugi suggested happily.
Darkness. Pure, engulfing darkness that let in no light. And then, his head spinning, Yugi stirred to find himself stretched out on a cracked, barren stretch of ground, surrounded by flames. Yep. It was Hell.
"My head hurts," Jounouchi groaned, sitting up.
"That," Anzu explained. "Is because a demon is gnawing on it."
She pointed at his head, and there was indeed a spawny demon chewing quite rabidly at his scalp.
"Shit!" He yelped, flailing madly at it. Honda and Bakura rushed to pry it off.
"Something feels off," Yugi finally said as he stood to his feet.
"The fact that we're in Hell might have something to do with it," Honda snapped, wrestling the little cannibal from a screaming Jounouchi's scalp.
"Get your hands off me, you filthy human!" The demon shrieked, but in doing so, his jaw was released from Jou's head. He opted for biting off Honda's arm instead. Jounouchi continued to run around in a circle, screaming.
"That's not what I meant," Yugi protested.
"A little help?!" Honda demanded, waving his arm around.
"Oh, allow me!" Bakura said, pulling out a small squirtbottle and spraying the demon. He reeled and scrambled away, with a cry of "Miserable fleshbag! Shakune will be back!"
"Holy water," Bakura explained.
"Why, exactly, do you just happen to have holy water?" Anzu asked incredulously.
"Don't ask questions," Bakura pouted indignantly.
"Oh come on!"
"If you must know," He frowned. "I bought it at the gift shop."
"See, that's what felt off," Yugi piped up. "The gift shop."
"What gift -" Honda turned around, to see a small stand labeled 'Yay-Mart: Hell.'
"I found it!" Jou exclaimed breathlessly. "When I was running around!"
"And then he told me," Yugi added.
"And then he told me and I got the holy water," Bakura finished with a nod.
"There wasn't enough time elapsed for you to do all of that," Anzu pointed out.
"This is Hell, moron," said a voice. "Time doesn't exist. You do what you want."
"Kaiba?!" Honda demanded. "What're you doing here?!"
"Business deal," He replied.
"And he set up the gift shop!" Mokuba piped up. "For tourists!"
"Why would Hell get a lot of tourists?" Bakura asked curiously.
"Well, you're here, aren't you?" Kaiba retorted irritably.
"They mostly just get witchy goth kids." Mokuba explained. "And nerds."
"Incidentally, that's the majority of KaibaCorp's customers as well," Kaiba said. "So I'm going to buy Hell."
Jounouchi blinked. "Whooooooooa."
Yugi had occupied himself with browsing through the shop, and was currently poking a squeekable plushie of a Blue-eyes in a Satan costume.
"Hands off the merchandise, you dweeb," Kaiba growled.
A fireball was flung at the Yay-mart. The demon-kid known as Shakune had returned.
"Humans don't belong in Hell unless they're damned and us demons can torture them!!" He ranted. "Go awaaay!"
"Fucking twerp," Kaiba muttered, pulling out a utility-sized Blue-Eyes Super Soaker of Holy Water and showering Shakune with it. Shakune quickly retreated.
"Okay," Yugi remarked. "I really don't see how you can get off calling me a dweeb, when everything you own is shaped like a Blue-eyes. Obsessed much?"
"Shut the hell up, Yugi," Kaiba retorted. "My limo isn't Blue-eyes shaped."
"But I bet your toilet is."
Kaiba paused. He could not answer.
" ....That's creepy," Jounouchi pointed out.
"Shut up," Kaiba snapped. "I have better things to do than talk to you idiots about my BATHROOM. I have a deal to make with SeƱor Diablo."
He flounced off in a girly manner. Everyone blinked. There was an awkward pause.
"Let's buy more Holy Water, guys!" Yugi suggested happily.
