I don't know why I decide to write this story. Lol what the heck is wrong with me.
But anyway, this will be an extremely and I mean - extremely long series of chapters that will be mostly short in length. There will still be a plot and all that but I think I'm going to try and post multiple chapters at once so that when I start writing I don't force myself to stop until I'm actually tired of writing.
Also this story is finally NOT going to have mature theme or (maybe) no cuss words because I think it's time to make something that everybody can read. And yes I know there's always Moonrise but everyone gets mad, but I think I need an original story that i start from scratch. So here you go, not a masterpiece, but I think it will be interesting.
And one more thing - Please don't go all "crazy rage bananas mode" in the reviews just because there are lots of Twoleg things here that the cats use. I just want this to be comedy and interesting so I think I'd rather not limit myself to the warriors universe.
anyway, enjoy the story.
1: is it ratseriF or Firestar?
"Redstripe RiverClan has written six fanfiction stories!" A cat screamed to himself while sitting on the toilet.
"I knew that..." A voice whispered from somewhere nearby. Another cat's face appeared behind a small flap on the wall next to the toilet.
"Hi, friend!" The first cat - (Let's call him Bushface) - greeted the creepy cat in the wall.
The cat left. (DW lol we're not going that route again)
"Sure isn't much to do on SssssuzhsdhdnzAAAAIIeeeClan territory! Hahahahaha!" Bushface screamed to himself. (Stop being so loud!) His entire territory consisted of another cat's bathroom. He was trapped in there for life.
But the cat that lived in the rest of the house just died! Right now! So Bushface came out of the bathroom and explored his new mansion.
When he got outside to check out the garden, an orange cat walked over to him. "Are you Firestar?!" He asked.
The orange cat shook his head. "No! That's ridiculous. My name is ratseriF!"
"Oh, okay. By the way, look at my new mansion!"
ratseriF looked at the mansion. "Isn't that somebody else's mansion?"
"Nope! He died! It's my mansion now!"
"Where did you live before that?"
"In the bathroom."
ratseriF looked at him for a few seconds without saying anything.
"Want to be my friend?" Bushface asked.
"Sure!" ratseriF said. "Oh, by the way, I'm Firestar."
"Oh, COOL! Can I have your autograph?"
"Yeah. Let me write it on that notebook."
"This one?" Bushface got his pink My Little Pony-themed notebook out.
"Uhhh, sure."
Firestar scribbled something on the first page that didn't look like a normal autograph.
"What does that say?"
"His name is mumbo jumbo."
"What?" I mean what is he even talking about?
"His name is mumbo jumbo."
"Ok thanks for the autograph I guess?"
Firestar nodded. His eyes grew really big. "Want to join my cult?"
"Sure!"
Thats enough for this chapter.
