Usual disclaimers apply: Neither of us own 'Hogan's Heroes' and are only borrowing them for fun, not profit.


The Alphabet According To Hogan's Heroes

A is for Albert

B is for Baker

C is for Carter

D is for Demolition packs

E is for Escaped prisoners

F is for Felix

G is for Gertrude

H is for Hogan

I is for Intelligence work

J is for Jellybeans (Schultz loves 'em!)

K is for Kinch

L is for Le Beau

M is for Major Hochstetter

N is for Newkirk

O is for the Operation

P is for Padding your part

Q is for Quick thinking

R is for the Radio

S is for Schultz

T is for the Tunnels

U is for the Underground

V is for Vladimir

W is for Wickets (lots of sticky ones!)

X is for the spot on the map where the mission takes place

Y is for Klink yelling DISSSSS-MISSSSED!

Zzzzzzz is something the guys never get enough of.


Author's note: This came out in about three minutes flat during an IM conversation with Becky Cloud. She'd been talking about a book she'd been reading to her class called 'M Is For Music', and things took off from there! Don't let her kid you, she wrote several of these right along with me, so she deserves as much of the blame... er... credit, for this as I do.