An: Well it's me Tenshi Bunny and Squeaky-chan……...hey where are you Squeaky?

An-Squeak: Right here Bunny, duh smacks bunny on the back of the head, lightly- to avoid killing anymore of bunny's few remaining brain cells lol

An-TB: That's mean! Any way, my trusty Squeaky-chan and I are ready to return to out computers because you wonderful reviewers are SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I'm broke; I own nothing, what more do you people want? My Heart?? ::sob::

Life's too weird; Chapter Nine: Life after bridesmaid gowns:

What felt like five months later Ray came out with one of the most hideous brides maid dress I've ever seen, and trust me after shopping with Kagome for the exact same thing, I've seen 'em all.

"What do you guys think of this one?" said Ray. I saw Mina give Makoto a look that quite clearly said no-way-in-hell-is-she-getting-me-into-that-dress.

"Well Ray," said Amy "It's definitely interesting. It's just-"

"Um, Ray, sweetie?" said Mina "Are you sure that dress isn't too-"

"I've never seen a gown cut like that." Stated Miaka.

"It's-um-yeah." Said Makoto, obviously at a lack for words.

"Aw screw this light footed behavior!" I said, fed up with it all. "What they are trying to say is; we all love ya sweetie, but the dress sucks!"

"Calm down, Bunny, I'll find a different dress, I was just asking. What's eating you?" asked Ray.

"Nothing, all right! Just back off!" I really wasn't trying to be bitchy, but I was fed up with Ray and her happy preppy attitude. The fact that she was marrying Mamo-chan might have been a factor as well….

Ray flounced off in search of more horrors she would try to pass off as dresses, and Mina scooted closer to me.

"Wonder what she'll come out with next? Bet ya she gets a gorgeous dress for herself! That way she cam look great for her /Mamoru/. Isn't it a shame she doesn't even have a nickname for him? Bunny? Bunny are you listening?" said Mina

"Whatever… I really don't care." 'NOT'

"You really love him, don't you?" she said in a whisper.

"WHAT?" 'How the hell does she know that?' "No way, he is the biggest jerk of all!" 'Yeah, nice cover up idiot!'

"It's obvious every time Ray mentions Mamoru or when you look at him that you're in love with him. There's just something softer about you. I mean, you're our fearless leader," here I scoffed. Me, fearless? "You are always so strong when you need to be, but I can tell Mamoru destroys that defense.

"Yeah, right. I Kumo Usagi Bara , am in love with my worst enemy."

"Hey, listen, as senshi of love no one knows how crazy love is more that me. But I know you love him. I don't know how I know, but I do." I sighed in defeat.

"Just don't tell Ray. I don't wanna think about what she would do to me if she knew."

"Ha, yeah. I don't want to think about that either. So your middle name is Bara? Can I call you Rose from now on?" She asked excitedly. I laughed at Mina's child like attitude.

"Only if I can call you by your middle name. What is it?"

"Um-it's Amai."

"Aww. That's so sweet, literally!" We laughed at our momentary silliness while the others (who heard none of our conversation due to the fact that we were in another row of dresses) stared at us like we were crazy.

"Ok guys, what do you think of this one?" Ray re-emerged out of the sea of dresses with what looked like a pile of old dragon skin. That dress was the scariest thing I've ever seen! I mean, where did Rei find /that/? I think it must have taken a certain degree of skill to chose the worst possible dress every time. And to think, someone got paid to design these horrors!! That dress was the scariest damn thing I've even seen!

"Um-" said Amy.

"Eww!" cried Miaka.

"Mommy make it go away!" yelled Makoto as she hid behind a row of dresses.

"It burns! It buuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!" screeched Mina. She then proceeded to hide behind my back from…it.

"That's not very nice!" Said Ray. "Bunny, what do you think?"

"I think you are gonna have to find new brides maids."

"Is it really that bad?"

"YES!" We shouted in unison.

"Ok, ok. I guess we could go to another store. I mean, it's not like I don't have time."

"Wait a second," I said, "When is this wedding going to happen?"

"Well, Mamoru and I were talking in the park," (an:damn that park!!) "And we thought we shouldn't be married until after college."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!"

"Yeah-oops!"

"No shit OOPS! You wasted three hours of our life for a wedding that's FOUR YEARS OFF?! Everybody, ::twitch:: it's time to exact revenge on ::twitch:: Ray

An-TB: Well I think that about does it! That was our longest chapter yet, eh Squeaky?

An-Squeak: Yeah- It is! And that's really sad.

PS:

This means Cloud Bunny Rose or Bunny Rose Cloud in Japanese. A little corny, I know, but it was the best I could think of!

That just means sweet in Japanese. Once again, really corny, I know!