Disclaimer: No, I don't own D.N. Angel! Now go away or I'll…uh…throw an apple at you?
A/N: IF YOU WANT A GOOD STORY, I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW!
Look, I know it's stupid. Guess what? I don't need to be reminded. Mind you, TheWho, am I supposed to be SCARED? Wishing me to die is immature, considering you don't even know me.
Daisuke pops out in Southern California, in my SCHOOL
Daisuke: pops out of NOWHERE during lunch near room 10 Huh…sees flag
I pledge allegiance…
Teacher: Hey, you! What're you doing in the HALLWAYS! IN MY CLASSROOM! NOW!
Daisuke: …walks in …to the flag…
Rose Indigo, BluSakura, and WhiteWolf92 look up, among others
BluSakura: Who's that kid? Never seen him before.
Rose Indigo: Physically impossible to have red hair that bright. Why is he here? He looks Japanese.
WhiteWolf92: Because he probably is Japanese, idiot!
Rose Indigo: SHUT UP! I'm not an idiot! grabs hold of her sweater
WhiteWolf92: Hey, my real name, GET OFF!
Rose Indigo: falls off OW! &#)&!
Some Random Guy: throws hot cheetos at Daisuke
Rose Indigo: HEY! I WANTED THOSE CHEETOS! FORK IT OVER!
Daisuke: Weirdos…sneaks out
We come to see Daisuke on top of a bungalow
Daisuke: sees flag in the front of the school …of the United States of America.
Teacher: walks by OO What're you doing up there, kid!
Daisuke: sighs
We now see Daisuke standing in front of the school, near the flag
Daisuke: And to the republic…
Guard: Hey, don't you know you're not supposed to leave?
Daisuke: OxO We're not!
So now, he's standing next to the gate at the flag as classes resume
Daisuke: …for which it stands…
Guard: Kid, why aren't you in class?
Daisuke: I'm a visitor!
Guard: SIGN IN!
Daisuke: Weird place…
Now he's watching a teacher's class through the windows where the flag is.
Daisuke: …one nation, under God…
Teacher: WHAT'RE YOU DOING OUT THERE? I thought I told you no looking in! I sent you out for a reason!
He's in the teacher's parking lot. Ooo, we're not supposed to be there!
Daisuke: …indivisible…
Principal: You're supposed to be in class! Oh, visitor? You're not supposed to be there. Come in my office.
Now in the principal's office
Daisuke: mumbles …and liberty and justice for all.
Principal?
A/N: What'd you think? I know it was really strange, but I'm strange.
