Disclaimer: No, I don't own D.N. Angel! Now go away or I'll…uh…throw an apple at you?

A/N: IF YOU WANT A GOOD STORY, I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW!

Look, I know it's stupid. Guess what? I don't need to be reminded. Mind you, TheWho, am I supposed to be SCARED? Wishing me to die is immature, considering you don't even know me.

Daisuke pops out in Southern California, in my SCHOOL

Daisuke: pops out of NOWHERE during lunch near room 10 Huh…sees flag

I pledge allegiance…

Teacher: Hey, you! What're you doing in the HALLWAYS! IN MY CLASSROOM! NOW!

Daisuke: …walks in …to the flag…

Rose Indigo, BluSakura, and WhiteWolf92 look up, among others

BluSakura: Who's that kid? Never seen him before.

Rose Indigo: Physically impossible to have red hair that bright. Why is he here? He looks Japanese.

WhiteWolf92: Because he probably is Japanese, idiot!

Rose Indigo: SHUT UP! I'm not an idiot! grabs hold of her sweater

WhiteWolf92: Hey, my real name, GET OFF!

Rose Indigo: falls off OW! &#)&!

Some Random Guy: throws hot cheetos at Daisuke

Rose Indigo: HEY! I WANTED THOSE CHEETOS! FORK IT OVER!

Daisuke: Weirdos…sneaks out

We come to see Daisuke on top of a bungalow

Daisuke: sees flag in the front of the school …of the United States of America.

Teacher: walks by OO What're you doing up there, kid!

Daisuke: sighs

We now see Daisuke standing in front of the school, near the flag

Daisuke: And to the republic…

Guard: Hey, don't you know you're not supposed to leave?

Daisuke: OxO We're not!

So now, he's standing next to the gate at the flag as classes resume

Daisuke: …for which it stands…

Guard: Kid, why aren't you in class?

Daisuke: I'm a visitor!

Guard: SIGN IN!

Daisuke: Weird place…

Now he's watching a teacher's class through the windows where the flag is.

Daisuke: …one nation, under God…

Teacher: WHAT'RE YOU DOING OUT THERE? I thought I told you no looking in! I sent you out for a reason!

He's in the teacher's parking lot. Ooo, we're not supposed to be there!

Daisuke: …indivisible…

Principal: You're supposed to be in class! Oh, visitor? You're not supposed to be there. Come in my office.

Now in the principal's office

Daisuke: mumbles …and liberty and justice for all.

Principal?

A/N: What'd you think? I know it was really strange, but I'm strange.