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What happened?

"Huh?" Duncan said in a confused voice.

"Shhh," said Quigley "They didn't see us. They were talking to someone else. I don't know who, but I do know that we should get out of here right now. Come on." At this Quigley led them to a rope ladder and told them to climb down, but not all the way. "It's the safest way possible, not to leave the balloon. We will sneak back on tonight. As for now we just hide in the shadow of the balloon hoping they don't see us."

They did just as he said, and as you can imagine it is not at all entertaining to here about three young people dangling from a rope ladder over 1,000 feet in the air for any number of hours, nor should you find it amusing, unless you are someone like Count Olaf who enjoys torturing young people, who I certainly hope you are not, so I will take you to someplace far more entertaining in the story.


The Baudelaire's had to listen to Carmelita for about seven hours or so, but finally Olaf was back on their tails.

"You little brats! Come here now! You are to make me and the rest of my troop diner. Is that clear? I want lamb chops, and I want them soon. GET TO WORK!"

The Baudelaires did as they were told for they knew they would suffer any number of unpleasant punishments if they didn't. After diner they were ordered to wash the dishes. Then they cleaned the balloon, and did a number of other tasks which were much more unpleasant and hard than the first ones. So unpleasant that I will not share them to you in hopes that you will get bored when I tell you this new story and stop reading so as you will not hear of the horrible things that happen in this story.


The new story:

I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. I am a dog. My name is Spot. I like to run. This is what I do for fun. Then I sleep. And by now you should be far away from this fic, because of sheer boredom, so I may continue the story now in hope that you are not reading this misirible tail.


It grew late. The Baudelaires were sent off to bed in a most uncomfortable corner of the balloon where they were poked late into the night. Then they children who had been hanging for their lives climbed aboard in hope of finding the others.

"Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?" a voice called. (This is from the Baudelaires pov just so you know.)

"Klaus, do you hear the voice?" Violet whispered.

"Yeah, I do. Do you think we should answer it?"

"Trobnmowrthni," Sunny said who had heard them talking and woken up. This probably meant something like, "I don't think we can get into anymore trouble, so let's answer it."

"Sunny's right. We should answer it. I'll do it, so you to just be quite," Violet whispered. "Hello? I am Violet Baudelaire and I am here with my two siblings, Klaus and Sunny. Who are you?"

"V-vviolet? Is that really you?" Isadora asked.

"Isadora? Is that you?" Klaus asked in amazement. He would never, could never forget the voice of his one, his only, crush.

"Klaus. Yes, it's me."

"Is it safe?" Quigley whispered.

"Ye" Sunny said which meant yes as most people except a few, like count Olaf for example, would understand.

"We need to get out of here you guys!" Duncan reminded them. "Before they realize that we escaped. Come on."

At this they went over to the controls and landed the balloon. They quickly got out, launched the balloon and found a place to hide, for the sun was rising. They waited in hiding and then they heard a scream.


"The Baudelaires, the Quagmires, they're gone! We must find them, they couldn't have gone far. Quickly land the balloon. I'll find those pests and get their fortune if it's the last thing I do!"

The balloon landed and they were all over the place looking for them. In their cave they went farther and farther away from Olaf in hopes that they wouldn't be found. Suddenly Hooky came into the cave.

"I'll look over here boss," he said.

The children ran in the cave hoping to escape before they were found, but the cave ended too soon. Hooky was on their tail. He would find them in no time. What would they do?


I thought this would be a good place to stop. Suspense is nice as long as I don't have to worry about it, since I know what happens next. MWHAHAHAHAHA! Remember review and you will get a free cookie.