Title: And Your Eyes Are…
Author: Lynn Boyd AKA Naga Naga Noonch AKA the annoying one with the jingly bell necklace
E-mail: Jay and Silent Bob
Disclaimer: Yeah yeah we all heard it a million times over. I don't own jay or silent bob, but I want to. Badly… oooooh that'd be fun Evil Grin no anyways they belong to View Askew and Kevin and all that jazz. I also don't own Ben Affleck, cuz if I did… I'd kill him.
Summary: Well I went to Vulgarthon in LA and met Jason Mewes (aka the hottest fucking man alive)
I was inspired (sort of) by the conversation we had about his eyes… AND YES I KNOW WHAT COLOR THEY ARE NOW! He told me -
By the way it'd help if you've seen a picture of Jay doing that creepy eyebrow thing…
So this is a VERY short story, of how Jay and Silent Bob meet (not based on anything from the movies)
And Your Eyes Are…
"WILL ALL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE FUCKIN SECOND? I don't know who the fuck your talking about but it aint me… I just wanna go outside and smoke a fuckin cigarette man fuck all yous never leavin me alo…" his voice drowns out as he moves away from the crowd of people waiting to meet Ben Affleck, who's at this premier of some new movie or another. I got an invite from a friend, who at the last minute decided not to show up, meaning I flew all the way to LA for nothing, but this voice…
I met this guy before, back in Jersey; we hang around the same people, only he was different from them. He was nice in an rude way. I don't get it myself, but there was something nice about him, like he acted that way just because… He talked a lot… ok that's an understatement… He was tall, a little on the thin side, blonde hair, blue wait no green eyes, no that's not it… wait what color are they?
I turn around to look for him, he's heading out a side door, which no one seems to notice, there too busy shoving through the front door looking for friends…
I run through a crowd of people after him. I don't know why but I have to find out what color his eyes are.
"Hey wait…I have a question to ask you…" I hate talking, but this is important.
"look I aint a fuckin movie star leave me the fuck alone." I stare at him. Who could I mistake him for? He catches this and laughs. "nah I'm jokin dude what up?" he asks calmly, lighting a cigarette.
"I met you… your Jay right?"
"Yeah…" he stares at me. "Oh hey um… you're that dude from Jessie's." he smiles then takes a long drag off his cigarette. "So what's your name?"
"Bob." There's a moment of silence.
"So what's the question?"
"Well… this is kind of stupid really, but I have this fascination with your eyes…" I can't talk anymore, I forgot what I was going to say. Oh great he's looking at me like I'm crazy now.
"My eyes? What the fuck? What about em?"
Ok I can answer him right? "Well what color are they?"
He stops all movement, and stands there in deep thought for a minute. "hazel I think… I don't know come here and look in the light." He walks towards a light on the side of the building. I follow him, standing on my toes and looking at his eyes. He leans down, about an inch from my face and stares looks into my eyes. We just stand there for a while, then he smiles and cocks his eyebrow up, which scares me, causing me to jump back a little. "So what do you think?" he backs up and drops the cig, putting it out with his foot.
"They look green right now…"
"Mmmmm …hot…. Yeah they do that whole changing thing. They really are hazel."
Yeah hot. I can't talk after that. I don't know why, but I can't say anything else. And that was it…
END
There… that's almost exactly what happened to me, only there were 3 other people around the area, and Jason Mewes is in fact an actor… I'm gonna shut up now… hope it was ok for my first J&SB fic.
