Chapter 1

The janitor at Beverly Hills High was about to start cleaning the cafeteria floor. As he started cleaning, he noticed that there was a cherry-cobbler pie on a table.

"Delicious!" he thought. But just as he took his first bite, he walked right out the door.

That really wasn't a chapter, as you would call it. It was more like a prologue, but I promise you that the other chapters will be much longer! I can also agree that it was weird too.