Mortal /Kami

Chap.1

Emerald eyes narrowed, and were returned with another narrowed pair of emerald eyes, while the third pair remained wide in both shock and innocence.

"What's going on?" asked the brunette with the wide stare. The second brunette, a youkai, with pointed ears and claws, scoffed, and turned to him.

"You're dreaming, genius."

"Oh. I knew that."

"Elaborate dream, don't you think?" The third brunette replied, this one wearing a lab coat.

"If this is a dream, I can hardly imagine a nightmare."

"A nightmare would include Kanan, remember?" The youkai pointed out.

"Right. What am I to call you two?"

"Gonou, and that's Tenpou." The youkai replied. "Hakkai, are you really having that hard of a time stomaching this?"

"Uh…I wonder, can a man truly vomit in a dream?"

"Do you have a burning desire to find out?" Tenpou asked. Hakkai shook his head.

"Then why'd you ask?" Gonou wondered. Hakkai shrugged.

"This is terribly confusing." He admitted.

"Oh, Hakkai. Something I've been wondering. Have you done anything with Kenren's reincarnation?" Tenpou asked, seeming curious.

"Um, we've played cards."

"No, have you done anything with him?" Tenpou grinned. Hakkai paled, finally understanding what the kami was getting at. Then the color returned at he turned a fierce red, as he snapped,

"No! Not at all! I can't believe you would even suggest such a thing!"

"Oh, just wondering." Tenpou replied, fingering his cigarette.

"Um, why are you smoking?" Hakkai asked. Tenpou glanced over.

"Why not?"

"He does because he does, Hakkai." Gonou growled.

"That doesn't make any sense." Hakkai wilted.

"This is a dream, Hakkai-san. Nothing genuinely has to make sense here." Tenpou pointed out.

"What? But if nothing makes sense to think, what are we standing on? There's no ground!"

"We're standing on what we're standing on." Gonou replied.

"But…"

"In dreams, nothing has to make sense." Tenpou repeated.

"What? But in my dreams, logic always applies!"

"Huh?" Gonou pouted, and their eyes widened. Tenpou glared at Hakkai.

"Wonderful."

"Hm?"

"Now logic applies." Tenpou paused. "And so does gravity." He added as they started to fall.

"How long til we hit the ground?" Hakkai asked.

"We'll never hit the ground. There is no ground here." Gonou answered.

"Yes. This dream has no bottom, because you're always positive. Because you're positive so much out of your dreams, we were floating, and there's no bottom."

"We'll never hit the bottom?"

"There is no bottom."

"I can't wait until I wake up."