Ranma And The Beanstalk

By: Psuriko

Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is still copyright of Rumiko Takahashi and I won´t try or think about making profits of it, same thing with the original fairy tale "Jack and the beanstalk".

Author´s prenote: I may introduce new actors in the beginning before this chapter starts, during the various chapters of this fairy-tale. Other new characters won´t be introduced before it´s necessary.

Many may be confused about this, but I Psuriko is the author who pops up in the story sometimes to correct things mostly. The narrator is my "evil counter-part" thanks to a strange "mirror"(hopefully I ´ll get rid of her soon.) Mostly she likes to do things you are not supose to do.

she likes to be called "Su-chan" and to annoy me to no end, she likes to refer me as "Oniisan" all the time in my fanfics where she is part of.; (Soon I´ll get rid hergrins evil)

To make this clear: None of the actors can see neither me or Su-chan, if not mentioned in the story, like

"Suddenly Su-chan pops up behind Ranma and throws a bucket of water and laughs at him: Ha,ha mean crossdresser there I got you. Ranman :Huh, Stupid Su-chan!" There can they actors see Su-chan, but not if it is like this "Oniisan, why did you make Happosai jump of that cliff? Psuriko: Since I was bored and need some inspiration -"

Some parts of this story will probably follow the Jack and the beanstalk version pretty closely, while other parts could be quite different(and I would probably make most of them VERY different. ).

Introducing New ExcklusiveCasting to this chapter:

Tyson ------------------------ as the final challenge in the "Technique-chellenge".

Member of the "Blade-Breakers"

Ray --------------------------- as the second challenge in the "Technique-chellenge".

Member of the "Blade-Breakers"

Max -------------------------- as the first challenge in the "Technique-chellenge".

Member of the "Blade-Breakers"

Kai----------------------------Captain of the "Blade-Breakers".

Does not have an active part in the "Technique-chellenge", but

gives the team tactic help as when it´s required. (Sorry all those who

likes Kenny and Dizzy, but they are not even displayed passive in this

story.)

Roits-------------------------as the Butler and the keeper of the battle tower.

Inspiration: In every chapter I´ll try to write down where I got my ideas from, if you think that you have encountered the name before, but can´t rememeber from where.

Battle tower: I got the main-idea from Evolution worlds with it´s loooong battle tower called "Tower of Despair" .

Giant Mushroom: The giant mushroom-idea was taken from when I played Sonic heroes/ jungle area and saw that HUGE Mushroom.

Beyblade: I thought that it could be fun to see if Ranma and "friends" could beat the "Blade breakers" in a blade-match.

Note: The Blade-Breakers are taken from season one when they are on the boat to Europe.

Sky Sanctuary: The idea and name is taken from the game "Sonic and Knuckles".

Rah Dingel: I came up with the idea after one of the towers in the game "Wild Arms" known as "Ka Dingel", but in this case the tower could be translaten to "the sun tower" or "The tower who reaches the sun" O.o

SCENE 6 : Battle Tower In The Sky

Prologue:

Narrator: The group consisting of, Shampoo, Ryoga and Ranma ventured up the Giant -mushroom

to the top. They entered the light in the middle of the shrine on top of the mushroom and

were sent to the Mushroom tower in the clouds.

End of Prologue

Su-chan: At the altar in the Sky Sanctuary a strong light beamed down our heroes,(this is boring,

but if I change some things)…… from a higher altitude than expected, which resulted in

they crashed with a loud BOOM! (Yay! -) Ouch! Why Oniisan hit me with a fan?? sob

Ranma: Ouch, that really hurt! They should check that teleportation device a little more often,

when it drops visitors 50m above ground-level!

Shampoo: Airen, you ok? takes opportunity to glomp him

Ranma: Let… Me….. Go!

Ryoga: Ranma, we don´t have time to hug each other, we must rescue Akane before it´s

to late!

Su-chan: And Ranma and Ryoga argued until all three comes to the BiG entrance to the

tower.

Ranma: This tower doesn´t even look like a great challenge exactly, but what can we do

when having such a lousy fanfic-writer, Ouch! who did throw that big rock?

Ryoga: Don´t look at me, I can´t even see any rocks around here in this "cloudy"

Landscape.

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Su-chan: Stupid cross-dresser Ranma is NOT allowed to annoy oniisan, only Su-chan is

allowed to "play" with oniisan

Pulls her tongue out against Ranma behind a cloud

Author: Huh, did you say something Su-chan? oblivious

Looks up from his next fanfic chapter -work

Su-chan: Ehregains her senses, nothing oniisan, just continue writing the next fanfic-

chapter and I proceeed with telling the story.

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Su-chan: Ranma couldn´t find out who threw that rock (heh-) and decided to knock

on the big door to the tower before Ryoga decided to get lost in heaven.

Ranma: Hey open the door! Bangs the door-clock really hard

We want to challenge the tower.

Su-chan: When Ranma was just going to knock another time on the door-bell, the door

opened and it resulted in Ranma falling inwards to the Great Hall.

Ranma: Hey ! Why did you open that door so quickly when you couldn´t open it when I

first knocked on the door-bell?

????: I´m sorry for that young man, my ears are not what they used to be.

My name is Roits D. Eluge , I was created by the great Wizard known as "Rulakir

del Sole" to be the guardian and keeper of this great tower known as "Rah Dingel "

the tower that reaches the sun, until it is defeated, but since no one has ever

reached the top of this marvelous construction, this tower have not found an worthy

adversary and I am will not be unemployed. Laughs like an old man

Everyone, except Roits: Sweatdrop

Ranma: Hey grandpa, we are not tourists so just quit that touring speech and show us

the direction to the first challenge.

Roits: Take it easy young lad, first I must register you and your team and explain the

rules for the various challenges.

First we take the rules, so you can decide if you still want to challenge "Rah

Dingel", still after that. grins evil

Ranma: Bla, bla, bla, just let us get started already will ya?

Roits: Very well then. In this enchanted tower no challenge will be the same as on the

lower level.

The tower consists of 10 levels. The first level is the prison and kitchen-area in

the basement.

Second level is the one we stand on, it consists of the Great hall, Hall of Fame and

Trophy sections.

Third to nineth level contains the various room of challenges.

Tenth floor does no one, not even I the keeper of this tower know what it contains.

In every room you must obey the unique terms of rules for the challenge.

The enemies and the boss you will meet are customized to suit your abilities.

All the enemies are "shadow replicas", not living creatures, just creatures created

by arcane magic to act as the real humans , monsters or what-ever you call it.

On the third level you do not need to do any task to be granted access to battle the

unique boss, but on the fourth floor and upwards you need to complete the task to

enter the real challenge.

If you disobey the rules or your whole team is wiped out during one challenge, you

will be sent to prison on the first floor and be forced to do houseworks such as

cleaning, cooking etc for this tower until someone can beat the tower. (Most of our

prisoners are currentley dead or living dead.) The one who beats the tower will get

his or her wish granted.

Shampoo: Good you tell us the rules Mr. Keeper, but Shampoo not understand why

keeper tells the rules when they are displayed on the sign right beside you.

Roits: BiG sweatdrop

Ranma: Hopefully Akane does not do the cooking……ouch! Why did you hit me Ryoga?

Ryoga: Roits, have you seen a short-haired girl entered in this tower lately?

Roits: You can see on the score-display over there on the wall who have entered and

what challenge they do now.

/ New challengers the latest 100 years: /

/ 99 years ago Archu the brave Completed until floor 5 /
/ 90 years ago Murentius the strong Completed until floor 6 /

/ 70years ago Happosai Completed until floor 8 /

/ 0 years ago Akane Tendo and the Cat-Ghost. Current Floor : 8. Challenge: Fear /

Akane Tendo is currently facing water trap.

Cat-Ghost is currently facing "Ghostbusters"

Ranma: In other words Akane is toast…

We should find the door to the first challenge to beat this tower, make the wish

and go home!

Ryoga: But, why did the Ghost-cat kidnap Akane and why does she follow it?

Su-chan: Shampoo registered their team in the reception and went towards floor 3 and the first challenge.

SCENE 7 : Let it rip!

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Su-chan: Yay! Kai is coming, Kai is coming, Kai is coming, wham

Oouii!sobs Why oniisan hit me with fan again?

Author: Quiet or you´ll destroy the surprise for every fanfic out there reading this!

Yelling with a microphone

Su-chan: But oniisan did put up Kai on the "new actors"-list on top the fanfic. sob

Author: Oh! sweatdrop Sorry, let´s say this didn´t happen.

Tosses a cookie to Su-chan

Su-chan: Yay! Cookie! Looks VeRY happy

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Su-chan: The team ventured up the stairs and were standing infront of the door to the

first challenge.

Ranma: Hey, where did Mr. P went this time? We still need him to enter the door.

Su-chan: Somewhere in the basement, a familliar looking guy with a bandanna is currently: Completly lost.

Ryoga: Akane! Where are you? Wham!

Su-chan: Stupid, cute Ryoga have to loose his direction now in this fortress.

Makes her mallet disappear in a subspace pocket and

Teleports Ryoga back to floor 3

Ranma: Ryoga! Where did you get lost this time, since you where just right behind me?

Ryoga: Ranma, YOU!

Su-chan: But, Ranma just opened the door and dodged Ryouga´s punch. Which resulted

in Ryoga flying right into wall, inside the room of Challenge 1.

(Poor P-chan sobs)

????: Welcome to your first challenge, eh what was your name again?

Shampoo: Nerima Wrecking Crew.

Referee: As the referee I declare NWC ready to face their first challenge, Challenge one:

Test of Balance. Gladitors get ready!

Ranma: Hey this isn´t the "Gladiators programme" on TV, stupid referee.

Referee: I pretend I didn´t hear thatsweatdrop As you see your challenge is to beat

your opponents in a game of "Bey-Blade".

Ranma: "Bay-blade"?

Shampoo: Aiiya! Shampoo remeber this game when she was a little girl. Mousse always

tried to challenge me, but Shampoo always defeated him . Even Pink and Rink

tried to defeat Shampoo by fighting two against one, still Shampoo wins

against stupid twins and Shampoo is also champion in home-village in "bey-

blade".

Ryoga: But, what is "bey-blade"?

Referee: Bey-blade is based upon an old kids-game with a spin-top, but in this version

you can control the spin-top and when the time is right also summon a thing

called "bitbeast" to clash with the foe. The rules are simple: The first blade to be

out of bounce or can´t fight no more looses. NWC wins if they can win atleast 2

of 3 matches. Every match is divided in 3 rounds, the winner of 2 rounds wins

the match . The team who looses will have to face the unique punishment of this

challenge.

Referee: Come with me "NWC" to get your customised bey-blades and bitbeasts.

Referee: You, with the big rucksack and the umbrella stand on this markings please.

Bip, biiiiiip, booooooop(and all other strange computer sounds) .

Referee: Ah, the computer choosed the wild boar "Hamilton" to be your bitbeast for your

match. Your "launcher" will be this fine item.

Ryoga: Whaaaaaaat! A pig? Why do you insult me with that? I demand you to choose a

different beast. And why an umbrella as a launcher?

Su-chan: And oniisan pops up from nowhere.

Psuriko: Ryoga if you want, I can change the bitbeast to a pony with pink hair and

rosettes insteadglares evil

Ryoga:…Ok,ok I can take the wild boar "Hamilton".sweatdrop

Referee: Now is your turn, miss lavendel hair.

Bip, biiiiiip, booooooop(and all other strange computer sounds) .

Referee: The computer thought that you best suited with the kitten called "Scaleo"

Shampoo: Aiiya! this kitten looks too cute, yes?

Ranma: Pah!… That… caaaaat…. doesn´t…. even …look … strong!

stuttering between every word

Referee: And you my young pig-tailed lad, please stand on the markings please

Bip, biiiiiip, booooooop(and all other strange computer sounds) .

Referee: Hmm, strange, this shouldn´t even be possible, but the computer have choosen

the cute little Blue Ice-White baby Dragon named "Tempest".

Ranma: This one does look even more weak then Shampoo´s bitbeast, but I can

strangely tough, feel that this "Tempest" has a strong level of chii.

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Psuriko: Hey I didn´t choose a dragon as a bitbeast for Ranma, do you feel guilty,

Su-chan! looks angry

Su-chan: Don´t worry oniisan, this bitbeast is as good as the one you wanted Ranma to

have whispers to herself: Atleast I hope so, hehe.sweatdrop But it looks

better then your idea of making a duckling as Ranma´s bitbeast. sweatdrop

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Referee: Your opponents will be the Blade-Breakers.

Ranma: The who ?

???? : We are the "Blade-Breakers" !!yellling in a high tone

Ranma: They don´t look that hard to beat, this challenge will be a cakewalk mumbles in

a low tone Tough, maybe he with the scarf can put up a bit of resistance.

Tyson: I don´t like your attitude pig-tail! I´ll take you in the first match to prove that

you can´t beat us THaT easy.

Max: Calm down Tyson! Excuse my friend, but he likes to headthrow himself into things.

Ryoga: Reminds me of someone. Bop!

Ranma: Just shut up Bacon breath!

Max: …sweatdrop… My name is Max, he who wanted to fight first with the peaked cap

is Tyson. Ray is the one with long hair in a pony tail and last (and definitly not the

weakest) we have Kai, our team captain.

Shampoo: Nihao Max, Rei, Kai and ?Haison? My name is Shampoo, he with bandanna is

Ryoga and airen over there in pig-tail is Ranma.

Tyson: My name is Tyson not "Haison", Tyson!! And your name isn´t better Shampoo, I

use that thing every day. (Atleast I think so…)

Blade-Breakers,

except Tyson: sweatdrop

Ray: Ranma is Shampoo your girlfriend or something?

Ranma: No, no..! blush

Ryoga: Girlfriend? You mean his fiancee´, but Ranma have all in all four fiancee´s (three officially) .

Tyson, Ray, Max: What?? Four fiancee´s? whispers to eachother Is it even legal to

have polygami???

Ranma: Don´t think it´s easy though. sweatdrop

Referee: Can we start the challenge now? The first challenger is Max from Blade-

Breakers. Have you decided who would fight for Nerima Wrecking Crew in the

first match, team captain?

Shampoo: Ryoga will be first to fight.

Ranma: Hey, why can´t I fight now?

Shampoo: Airen will fight soon, but Ryoga good as warm-up for Blade-Breakers and you

both need know how to "blade".

Referee: Very well then the team who looses wil be forced to be punished hard.

Raise the first blade-arena!

In the next chapter:

SCENE 8 : Here comes Max!!

Author: Since it is christmas time I decided to make a really long chapter this time and

cut it into two smaller chapters. Do you think it´s good with making extra long

fanfic-chapters or should I make the following parts shorter? R&R and tell what

you think about my story this far.

Authors epi-note: What did you think about "Su-chan" I created? And be sure to read my

Ranma½ quick-sketches coming in aproximatley 11th january.