Ranma And The Beanstalk

By: Psuriko

Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is still copyright of Rumiko Takahashi and I won´t try or think about making profits of it, same thing with the original fairy tale "Jack and the beanstalk".

Some parts of this story will probably follow the Jack and the beanstalk version pretty closely, while other parts could be quite different(and I would probably make most of them VERY different. ).

Author´s prenote: I may introduce new actors in the beginning before this chapter starts, during the various chapters of this fairy-tale. Other new characters won´t be introduced before it´s necessary.

SCENE 8 : Here comes Max!!

Max: I´ll go easy on you this first round Ryoga, since you´re new to this game.

Ryoga: Just get us started already.

Referee: 3-2-1- Let it rip!

Su-chan: Since Ryoga have never played bey-blade of course Ryoga would loose to Max

in the first round, but the match isn´t finished yet…

Ryoga: I´m starting to get the hang of it now.

Max: Good, we can now introduce the bitbeasts in the second round.

Su-chan: The second round of three started good for Ryoga, but Max summoned his big,

bad (pah, it´s just a big toad with shell) bitbeast "Draciel". Ryoga tried to

summon his bitbeast, it didn´t work.

Referee: Max´s blade is pushing Ryoga´s to the limit, it´s so exciting.

Ryoga: I don´t want to use my bitbeast, it´s to embarassing.

Sigh It looks like I have no choice, Akane I´ll do this for you!

Go "Hamilton"!

Tyson: Hamilton? Hey, this isn´t christmas-fanfic with food or Swedish movies!

Ray: Tyson! Shut up!

Kai: Just be quiet and see the arrival of a new bitbeast.

Max: Hamilton, eh? But can it match the supreme defense of Draciel?

Draciel! Defense fortress!

Ryoga: "Hamilton"! Use the…, Referee what can my bitbeast do?

Everyone: Everyone falls over!

Referee: Hamilton can use the "Tusk of the wild psycho boar" and his desperation move

"Lunch a la roasted ham".

Ryoga: Hamilon, use the "Tusk of wild psycho boar"!

Hamington: Oink! (Uhm, Su-chan thinks it´s translaten into… something like "Roger,

master!" )

Draciel: Groooaaaaah! And all other sounds Draciel uses

(Su-chan translates what Dracil says: Something like "Oh my, a ferocious piglet

with toothpicks resembling tusks is charging against my invincible fortress!")

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Psuriko: Falls overSu-chan, how can one roar from Draciel say something that long?!

yelling with microphone

Su-chan: You see oniisan, I can understand "Dracielish", but it is a bit rusty so I can´t

tranlsate it very accurate now…

Psuriko: …Ok… sweatdrop

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Su-chan: And Hamilton charged at Draciel. It resulted in making Draciel go out of

bounce. (Yay, mean turtle knocked out.)-

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Psuriko: Keep to subject!

Su-chan: Sorry…

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Max: That attack was awesome! Next round I won´t hold anything back!

Ryoga: The pig did it, is it THaT powerful?…

Referee: Ready for the final round? This round determines who will win the first match.

3-2-1- Let it rip!

Ryoga: Go Hamilton!

Max: Go Draciel, don´t hold anything back!

Su-chan: The boar and the turtle went hard on each other in close quarters, countering

every attack with a counter. Finally Draciel had Hamington on the edge.

(Booh!) : (

Ryoga: Chud it! Hamilton is on the edge. I must put everything on one card, but how?

Shampoo: Ryoga! Make big boar use "final resort"-attack!

Ryoga: Um, right! Hamilton, listen to me, use the "Lunch a la roasted ham"-attack!

sweatdrop

Hamington: Kwee! Oink, oink, oink? Kweeeeeeeeee!

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Psuriko: What did the pig say, translate please?

Su-chan: Um, I´m not sure but something in the line of"Roger master! Wait what did you

say? I´m not ending on the christmas-table stupid frog, take this you stupid

turtle-soup!"

Psuriko: The pig misunderstood what Ryoga said, but still used final attack?

mumbles I have never heard of a bitbeast misunderstanding his master before

and uses its ultimate-attack, but one bitbeast must be the first. sweatdrop

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Su-chan: The wild boar went crazy and started to go rampage on Draciel.

(Yay, turtle pancake!)

Referee: Draciel can´t fight anymore, the victory goes to the Nerima Wrecking Crew!

Max: I lost…. Good fight Ryoga.

Tyson: How could Max loose to a bacon sandwhich!?

Kai: You didn´t watch the match, did you Tyson?

When a boar goes crazy, even when the blader haven´t used the attack before, can

easily take down foes in it´s way, like Steven´s "Tri-horn".

Referee: The next opponent is Ray, who do you choose to meet Ray in battle NWC?

Shampoo: I go.

SCENE 9 : Catfight!

Or the duel between the chinese girl´s kitten and the chinese boy´s white tiger.

Referee: 3-2-1- Let it riiip!

Shampoo: smirks Don´t easy go on me, I better then Ryoga!

Ray: What ever you say, I won´t underestimate you. Go Drigger!

Su-chan: The battle enrages forward and they summons their bitbeasts.

Ray: Drigger, come out!

Shampoo: Out and come play Scaleo!

Tyson: This is even worse! That little kitten can´t even fight against Drigger it would be

unfair and it´s so tiny. Drigger will probably make a short match with that kitty-

cat

Kai: Don´t underestimate it Tyson, even a cornered mouse can take down its more

bigger adversery the cat.

Tyson: What ever.

Ray: Scaleo,eh? Driger! Tiger claw!

Shampoo: Use "Catnip-attack"!

Tyson: What!

Ray: Drigger! Try to shake of the catnip before it effects you!

Drigger: Roar, myou! and all other cat sounds Drigger does.

Shampoo: Now Scaleo, take out crouching tiger when he´s not looking.

Su-chan: The catnip-effected Scaleo charged at Drigger and whammed him into

submission.

Referee: First round goes to Shampoo!

Ready for second round? 3-2-1- Let it rip!

Ray: This time I will go at full force.

Su-chan: And as Ray said, Drigger took out Scaleo in one hard hit after three seconds.

Shampoo: Aiiya! Scaleo, you ok?

Ray: I told you I wasn´t holding back!

Tyson: Go Ray! One more and we win this round.

Max: I don´t think this is over yet.

Tyson: What do you mean? Ray totally pummeled that furball!

Kai: You saw how Ryoga made his recovery when Draciel was pushing "Hamiliton" over

the edge? This cat has more energy left than you would expect. Ray, don´t put your

guard down yet!

Rey: Roger that!

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Psuriko: What do you think about the fight yet Su-chan?

Su-chan: It´s great, but oniisan why can´t Scaleo have more power, since drigger is so

strong?

Psuriko: Well….. Wham! recovers from hard hit in head

Hey! Why can´t I move, I´m blind, I can´t see a thing!

Su-chan: Hehe oniisan, I tied you up so you can´t interrupt me.

Psuriko: And your plan is?

Su-chan: Scaleo is going to grow up to adult cat.

Psuriko: What! That is cheating! tries to get lose of the ropes

Su-chan: But oniisan, it doesn´t say in the bey-blade-rulebook that your bitbeast are not

allowed to evolve.

Psuriko: I knew that I forgot something…. sweatdrop

Su-chan: Chucks one week old gymsock into Psuriko´s mouth

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Referee: 3-2-1- Let it rip!

Rey: Go Drigger!

Shampo: Scaleo you do it can!

Su-chan: Heh,grinsnow it´s my turn! Thunderstone, do your thing!

Ray: What is happening with her bitbeast?

Shampoo: Aiiya!

Tyson: What is happening?

Kai: Probably this is Scaleo´s true form.

Su-chan: And the little kitten grew to a nice thunder lion. (It is so kawaii!!)

Su-chan is lookng at Scaleo with those big cute, admiring anime-eyes

Psuriko: Cough, mabpggb,abuobagagv?(Su-chan translates: "Why did you put an old

unwashed sock in my mouth and why does that lion have a horn in it´s

forehead"? )

Ray: What are you doing Shampoo, cheating?

Shampoo: Shampoo do nothing, Scaleo just grow Shampoo thinks.

Ray: Still it is no match for Drigger! Use Volcan Claw!

Shampoo: Aiiya! Scaleo use "Lighting Strike"!

Su-chan: The clash goes on between the tiger and the kawaii lion, exchanging claws,

thunder and other things. Drigger and Scaleo seems to begin to get exhausted.

Ray: Drigger! Go for the final attack!

Shampoo: Scaleo, knock out bad tiger!

Su-chan: Drigger and Scaleo rushed towards eachother with their last strenght.

Referee: It´s a double K.O! Sudden Death!

Ray: You where unbelievable, thanks for a good fight.

Shampoo: Aiiya, you not bad yourself Rey.

Tyson: How could this happen?

Kai: Never underestimate your opponent.

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Su-chan: There oniisan, now you untied! Oniisan?

pokes unconsious Psuriko with a stick

Psuriko: WHY! DID! YOU! Pock me with THaT stick and why did you have to shove that

stinking sock in my mouth?!

Su-chan: Su-chan wasn´t sure if oniisan was still alive and poked oniisan because you

looked funny when you "played " dead. giggles in a child-like way

Psuriko: And the sock?

Su-chan: I saw that "Police-school"- film the other day when they shoved a gymsock into

Mahoney´s mouth. Su-chan just wanted to know if sock really can make people

vomit like that. giggles

Psuriko: mumblesI won´t show her any more movies with strange humor in awhile.

sweatdrop

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SCENE 10 : Kai´s battle. Or the barbequed chicken fight!

Behind the scenes. Location: In the authors room

Psuriko: Hah! Now Kai is going to get fried by Ranma!

Su-chan: You are so mean oniisan! That´s not fair, Kai is far to good to lose against

Ranma! yells and throws stuff at Psuriko, including beds.

Psuriko: Bla, bla, bla. I want to see Kai fried and since this is my fanfic, I can decide that

Ranma wipes out Kai without breaking any sweat and you can´t do anything

about it! taunting in in superior way

Makes taunting grimaces and pulls out tongue

Su-chan: Are you sure you don´t want to change your mind oniisan?

Psuriko: Yes, absolutley nothing can change my mind on this topic!

Su-chan: You asked for it oniisan! grins

Psuriko: Asked for what? And why do you smile with that evil grin?

Su-chan: You win oniisan!

Psuriko: Wins what?

Su-chan: A secret prize behind this door.

Psuriko: What is it? Open, open, PLEEEEASE open!

Su-chan: Opens doorA huge Kai- fangirls crowd rushes in from the door.

Psuriko: Oh dear! gulps

Fancrowd: How dare you try to harm OUR beloved Kai! Kai-fans smashes Psuriko bit by

bit with various hings laying in the authors room included a bat with a nail on

it. ;

Psuriko: Ok, ok I change my mind! Ranma will battle Tyson instead.

Fancrowd: Yay! Rushes from the room

Su-chan: Glad I could convince you oniisan without using any violence.

smiles with an innocent happy smile

Psuriko: … … mumbles Without any violence?!? Mumbles Hopes not any Tyson

fangirls crowd comes, since I need to go to a hospital after finishing this

challenge. Ouch, my broken spine, my trashed legs…

SCENE 10 : Twisting fight. Or the clash between dragons Rewritten after consideration.

Referee: The last fighter from Nerima Wrecking Crew is Ranma!

Tyson: This is my time to show who´s the boss.

Rey& Max: Tyson! Take it easy!

Ranma: You don´t look tough peaked cap-boy.

Tyson: Why, you!

Referee: This is the final battle if NWC wins the´ll complete the challenge, but if Blade-

Breakers win, it will be a final match to determine the winner.

To be continued

Author: Do you think it´s good with making extra long fanfic-chapters or should I make

the following parts shorter? R&R and tell what you think about ny story this far and try to guess or give ideas on what will happen later in this story.