Ranma And The Beanstalk

By: Psuriko

Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is still copyright of Rumiko Takahashi and I won't try or think about making profits of it, same thing with the original fairy tale "Jack and the beanstalk".

Author's prenote: I may introduce new actors in the beginning before this chapter starts, during the various chapters of this fairy-tale. Other new characters won't be introduced before it's necessary.

Some parts of this story will probably follow the Jack and the beanstalk version pretty closely, while other parts could be quite different(and I would probably make most of them VERY different. -).

Inspiration: In every chapter I´ll try to write down where I got my ideas from, if you think that you have encountered the name before, but can't remember from where.

BEWD: The legendary blue eye is taken from YU-GI-OH

"Hand of Fate"-card: I got the idea from Final Fantasy tactics advance and their advanced law- cards.

To sum-up what have happen this far:

17 year old Ranma is going to someday marry Akane Tendo also known as the "singing harp" and inherit Tendo farm (even if he don´t want to), but Akane is kidnapped by a round floating object.

And due to Akane not singing in the Furinkan Valley, the land has withered, this forced the Tendo Farm to sell their only cow to the Nekohanten. Ranma walks home with the (cursed) mushrooms and is informed that Akane probably is in the "Mushroom tower". Ryoga and Shampoo joined Ranma on this dangerous adventure. When they entered the tower, they were pitched to fight these "Blade-Breakers" to pass the first task, but the question now is: Will Ranma be able to defeat Tyson?

SCENE 10 : Twisting fight. Or the clash between dragons.

Referee: The last fighter from Nerima Wrecking Crew is Ranma!

Tyson: This is my time to show who´s the boss.

Ray & Max: Go for it, Tyson!!

Ranma: You don´t look tough peaked cap-boy.

Tyson: Why, you! Clenches his fist we will see who is the best in the end, pigtail!

Referee: This is the final battle if NWC wins they´ll complete the challenge, but if Blade-

Breakers win, it will be a final match to determine the winner.

3-2-1- Let it rip !

Ranma: Let´s see if I can use the bayblade-launcher? Take him out you stupid stuffed

animal bytebeast.

Tyson: It´s called an "beyblade-launcher" you moron! And it´s not "Bytebeast" it´s

called "bitbeast"!

Come-on Dragoon let´s teach this buffoon how BeyBlade is played! Let it rip!

Su-chan: The battle started and Ranma had a minor problem with using his launcher,

also it made his blade a bit unstable when it hit the blade-arena.

Tyson: Looks like you have trouble with your blade! Taunting

Dragoon time to come out and show him the true spirit of bladers!

Kai: Don´t put your guard down, Tyson!

Tyson: Yeah, yeah Kai, relaxe. This is a piece of cake, he is just a newbie, Kai!

Ray: This doesn´t look good, when Tyson underestimate this "Ranma", based upon what

that Ryoga and Shampoo could do with their bitbeasts.

Max: True.

Su-chan: And the big bad serpent-dragon "Dragoon" was summoned from the dragon-

blade in his full splendour. pulls her tongue out against Dragoon

Dragoon: Groar, roar, and other growlings a dragon does.

Ranma: Whatever! That snake doesn´t look to shabby.

Tyson: What! How dare you insult Dragoon?! Time to show him who´s the boss, Dragoon

charge!

Dragoon: Groar? Roar, snarl, growl crol, snarl snarl, growly!

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Psuriko: What exactly did Dragoon say?

Su-chan: I think he said: "Did you say something?oblivious, Roger pal! "

Psuriko: Dragoon isn´t 100 on this game in other words… Or he is sleepy. (vv);

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Su-chan: The blades clashed in a epic duel.

(Even tough Ranma´s bitbeast wasn´t summoned.)

Tyson: Why don´t you call out your bitbeast? You seriously want to lose that badly?

Ranma: No, I Ranma Saotome will never lose in any kind of battle, but I won´t use my

stupid bitbeast!

Su-chan: Tyson continued with Dragoon going full charge on Ranma´s blade,

(poor Tempest sob ) but the blade still wouldn´t leave the arena.

Tyson: What is it with that blade? I go on with heavy attacks but the blade keeps holding

itself in the arena, but It´s time to unleash Dragoon´s special attack.

Max: That blade is really persistent and stubborn, almost like Tyson. sweatdrop

Ryoga: No, it is acting more like Ranma.

Shampoo: Thinks ,/ Maybe our bitbeasts are designed to copy our individual

personalities? /

Airen! You can´t loose to this hat-boy, think that you never see

tomboy again!

Ranma: Akane…

Su-chan: This inspired Ranma to fight even harder against Tyson.

Referee: This match is getting more exciting each second. Tyson goes with a dragoon 3-

combo, Ranma evades it. Strange, it looks like Dragoon is whipping up his

famous "Storm-attack".

Ranma: What he´s using the "Hiryu Shoten Ha" without needing to create the circle, and

my blade isn´t even emitting hot battle aura. Wah! Dodges his blade coming

right at him after the blade was hit by Dragoon´s "Storm-attack".

I, I lost… grieving

Referee: Aaaaaaand the first goes to Tyson´s dragoon!

Tyson: Yeah!, This is how real bladers battle, stupid pigtail!

Ray: Alright!

Max: Way to go Tyson!

SCENE 11 : Tempest come out!

Referee: Are you both ready?

3-2-1- Let it rip!

Tyson: This will fight will be piece of cake. Go Dragoon!

Ranma: Akanelooks down on ground, I will do this for you! looks up with an

determined face Do your stuff Tempest!

Tyson: Tempest, eh? Still he´s no match for Dragoon when it's not coming out!

Ranma: mumbles I hate to say this , but I need to summon that plushie dragon.

Tempest come out!

Su-chan: With BIG admiring anime-eyes of awAnd with a bluish-white flash a silouette

of a dragon is revealed and finally…sigh

Tyson: What! That´s just a tiny bluish-white dragon! This can´t be happening.

Kai: Don´t underestimate it, Tyson!

Su-chan: And in a town in Japan, to be more exact, in Domino town.

In the gameshop known as "Turtle", some friends is looking on the fairy-

tale, broadcasted on TV.

Jonouchi: Hey, Yuugi! Yuugi, isn´t that?

Yuugi: Yes, it looks like…

Su-chan: And in the Kaiba corporation-building:

Mokuba: Hey, big brother that looks like…

Seto Kaiba: What! That author is stealing and makes his own version of my precious

"Blue Eyes White Dragons".

Su-chan: And oniisan pops up in the Kaiba corporation-building where Kaiba and his

littlebrother is:

Author: Hey, that isn´t your legendary "B E W D", it´s just a cousin of Blue Eyes still in

baby-form, it´s an Bluish-Ice White baby-Dragon!

Su-chan: And while oniisan "discuss" with Seto-san about copyrights, Tyson´s Draoon is

brawling with Tempest.

Tyson: Your bitbeast isn´t even trying to do any resistence, this isn´t even fun.

Dragoon! Time to finish this. Phantom hurricane-attack!

Ray: Why doesn´t Ranma´s bitbeast trying to do anything?

Kai: Wait and see. In his cool attitude

Referee: Woah! It´s starting to look like another tornado season is coming-up

Ranma: Hey, Tyson! Your little snake can´t even hit the door of a barn with that little

breeze of yours!taunting and pulls out tongue

Tyson: Why you! Dragoon, attack with full force. "Phantom Hurricane-Attack" at

maximum force!

Ranma: Heh, you´ve lost.

Tyson: What?

Su-chan: As Tyson is pondering over this strange short speech of Ranma, the bitbeast

Tempest rides on the Hurricane to it´s peak and suddenly:

Ranma: Tempest! Use the "Hiryu Korin Dan", Tempest's Descending Crashing Wave Of

The Dragon Tempest-version.

Su-chan: And Dragoon was knocked by the inversed tornado-attack"Hiryu Korin Dan"

Tempest-version. kawaii!!

Referee: shocked I am astonished! This round goes to Ranma and his bitbeast

Tempest!

Tyson: How, how could this happen?! No one has ever used Dragoon´s attack him

before, how?

Kai: I said that you should have expected this, based upon what our earlier adverseries

did, Tyson. In his cool attitude

Tyson: Could you not have said that earlier instead of working on you attitude

Ranma: Heh, by using your Dragoon´s(including yours) anger against him, Tempest

could make an reversed attack that uses your hurricane against you!

Ryoga: Like your "Hiryu Korin Dan", but in a "Tempest"-version.

Shampoo: Airen always learns to master new things fast(even if he doesn´t alwasy know

how), yes? Glomps Ranma

Ranma: It… is… still… one… round… to go.lack air

Max: That guy probably doesn´t look to have it easy.

SCENE 12 : The baby dragon´s inner strenght.

Referee: Now, this is the final round. Will the NWC win the challenge or does the Blade-

Breakers win and give Nerima Wrecking Crew an extra match to go?

3-2-1- Let it rip!

Tyson: I won't lose this match Ranma!

Go Dragoon! Don´t hold anything back!

Ranma: Same here!

Tempest show your strength!

Su-chan: Both bladers summoned their bitbeasts at the same time. Dragoon tried to

swipe Tempest with his dragon claw, while Tempest tries to evade them

(Boo for Dragoon picking on smaller dragons. )Pulls her tongue out

Referee: And Dragoon is constantly trying to hit Tempest. Wham! Dragoon smacked

down Tempest hard to the ground. Wait, it´s unbelievable! That baby-dragon

still doesn´t know when to give up!

Ryoga: Strange, Ranma looks like he´s getting beaten-up, but I can´t see anyone hitting

him.

Shampoo: Ryoga, you not clever! All of us in NWC are synced with our bitbeasts, we

share our strengths, weaknesses, personalities and we even can feel their pain!

Referee: Oh! That must have hurt. Tempest is constantly being hit by Dragoon´s storm-

enhanced dragonclaws.

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Su-chan: No! Poor Tempest, oniisan you must do something!

Psuriko: Why should I? You created that beast, I don´t have anything to do with that

"creature."

Su-chan: But soboniisan, I can´t help Tempest on that way you can, pleeeeeeease!

cries tears that could fill several buckets while hitting on Psuriko

Psuriko: Ok, ok stop crying. Why do I have to feel pity for crying girls all the time?

Pulls up a card from his sleeve Do you know what this is?

Su-chan: stops crying Oniisan! Is it the legendary Author´s Card "Hand of Fate"

Metamorforce-version.

Psuriko: Yes, every author have a bunch of these "Hand of Fate"-cards at their disposal,

but few have this specific card and rarely any author uses this card.

Su-chan: How, exactly is the card going to help Tempest?

Psuriko: Heh, watch this:

I call upon thee "Metamorforce" help the dragon by the name of Tempest.

Come forth!

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Su-chan: And suddenly Tempest started to glow with a mysterious light.

SCENE 13 : The Burst Stream.

Tyson: Are you cheating as your team-mate Shampoo did, Ranma?!

Ranma: No, I don´t do anything.

Shampoo: Aiya! The baby-dragon grows up quickly as Scaleo did!

(Author´s note: Not exactly, this little card does even more then what Su-chan

did to the cat. It makes the target become it´s adult-form, at the peak of

it´s limits and grants extra strenght as well as recovers any injuries.

Behold! An fully grown- up cousin to BEWD, the Bluish Ice White

Dragon. He,he I wonder if Dragoon can go up agaisnt it´s awesome and

supreme power.)

Su-chan: (It´s so kawaii!)

Ryoga: It can´t be THAT dragon!

Max: What! It have grown up to a winged-dragon as big as Dragoon.

Kai: As I said before, it haven´t shown it´s full power yet. But now it´s bursting with

energy in it´s current adult dragon-form.In his cool attitude

Ray: In other words, Tyson has a slim chance of winning this match?

Kai: Correctly.

Ryoga: Strange, Ranma looks he´s in some kind of trance.

Ranma: Tempest use your "Ultimate Aero Burst Stream Breath "-attack!

Tempest: Roar, Roar! Charges up Burst Stream

Tyson: Oh boy! This doesn´t look good. sweatdrop

Su-chan: And kawaii-Tempest unleashed it´s Ultimate Aero Burst Stream at full energy-

rate.

Referee: Aaaaand Dragoon is totally knocked out by Tempest!

This final round and match goes to: Nerima Wrecking Crew!

Shampoo: Aiya! We did it Airen! Glomps him even harder then before.

Ranma: I only remember that my bitbeast started to glow and then I don´t remember

what happened after that. Shampoo, get of me!

Tyson: At least I tried.

Referee: Ahem, and now to the punishment for the loosing team.pulls a rope in front of

a curtain

Tyson: That is what I call an punishment!

Max: I don´t know Tyson, that looks tricky to me.

Ray: I agree, Max.

Kai: I pass.

Ranma: NO! It can´t be!

Max: Tyson! No, don´t eat that food stacked in a pile on that dinner table!

Su-chan: And Tyson put on himself the serviette and took the fork and knife in his hands

and started to feast on the grand banquettte.

Tyson: Yum, yum, this will taste good after a hard beyblade match.

NWC: That´s just to disgusting! Shoving his mouth full and eats with his mouth open like a pig. (no, not Hamilton!)

Ryoga: Not even Ranma eats that disgusting, at least he uses sticks.

Shampoo: Is hat-boy only having the fork and knife as decore?

Max Yeah, that is why the rest of us get´s a different table when we are at a restaurant. (vv);

Su-chan: But after eating all the food on the table, Tyson was sent to the shadow-clone

hospitalwing for lethal food poisoning. Before Tyson was sent to the hospital he

said:

Tyson: I only wanted take one more bite, since it tasted so good!

Everyone: (vv);

Ryoga: Nooooo! He ate Akane´s dishes without letting me eat any of it!

Ranma: Let me ask something referee.

Referee: Yes, yes, my young lad what do you want to know before you will be sent to the

next floor?

Ranma: Why FOOD as punishment?

Referee: We couldn´t find any other suitable punishment for the challenge.

Ranma: I should be glad if I were you, since that "food" made by Akane. I thought

something crawled in that "food"pile…

Su-chan: And NWC was given a seal as a token to prove that they have completed the

first challenge. (Yay, a purple dragon-pin! ) The referee showed NWC the

elevator to the next level.

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To be continued

(well you don´t need to wait THAT long, just continue to the next chapter. -)

Author: What did you think about the dragonclash and the looser´s "punishment"? Is it good with having badges as proof of completing the challenges? R&R and tell what you think about my story this far and try to guess or give ideas on what will happen later in this story.