Ranma And The Beanstalk
By: Psuriko
Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is still copyright of Rumiko Takahashi and I won´t try or think about making profits of it, same thing with the original fairy tale "Jack and the beanstalk".
Author´s prenote: I may introduce new actors in the beginning before this chapter starts, during the various chapters of this fairy-tale. Other new characters won´t be introduced before it´s necessary.
Special thanks to the author "Sapphire Angels Devil" for helping me with previewing, improved ideas for the BeyBlade-challenge. Also for letting me using her OC "Tiilia".
To fully understand this "Behind the scenes" you need to read the fourth chapter on Sapphire Angels Devil's RP fanfic "A Computer Bug" on the Beyblade-fanficsection on
Some parts of this story will probably follow the Jack and the beanstalk version pretty closely, while other parts could be quite different(and I would probably make most of them VERY different. ).
Introducing New Exclusive Casting to this chapter:
Mutou Yuugi / Yami no Yuugi ------------------------ as the "cardgame-challenge" boss.
Renowned as the king of games.
Further casting-data is sealed.
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Behind the scenes, Location:
In the authors room behind scene:
Psuriko: Phew, at last I have finished the BeyBlade challenge chapter. I am exhausted
and finally I have been on hospital after the Kai´s fangirl-attack. What do you
think about the battles this far Su-chan?
Su-chan: They were awesome oniisan!
Psuriko: Good, now I can go and eat something.
(haven´t eaten anything on five daysstomache growls really loud)
Knock,knock!
Psuriko: Huh? I don´t expect someone coming, did you invite someone to come over
Su-chan?
Su-chan: I don´t think so, nothing that Su-chan can remember, oniisan!
Psuriko opens door and a Tyson-fangirls-crowd wells inside(well it´s small, but loyal.)
Psuriko: No! What do you want?! Panics
Fancrowd: "How DARE you deny that Tyson-fans exists and torturing poor Tyson and
Dragoon!"
Fan girl 1: Do you have any last words Psuriko, before we pummel you to death?
Psuriko: I expected something like this would happen and decided that Dragoon only
would be knocked out by Tempest , instead of getting barbequed and I only gave
Tyson food poisoning instead of feeding him acid. …Whoops I shouldn´t
have said that! O.o
Fangirl 2: Kill him!
Psuriko: Wait! Before you kill me, I just want to ask this:
Tiilia, what are you doing here? I thought that you were suppose to help the
author "Sapphire Angels Devil" with her Bey-Blade RP fanfic?
Tiilia: Saph-senpai said I could take a week´s vacation, she even gave me a paid cheque
for my hard works on her fanfics.
Psuriko: I doubt that Saph would just give her staff vacations and salary paid into
chequeaccounts without any reason.
A few miles away something happening in Sapphire Angels Devil´s author room, during the "Psuriko´s behind the scene". Saph and her crew is watching at this programme at the television :
Saph: What! I didn´t do that! Glares at her other OC's.
Who came up with the idea sending her away?!
Kat is whistling like a innocent child who just was caugth stealing chocolate from the BIG christmas chocolatebox.
Saph: It´s you who did it, Kat! But wait a minute… I am broke, except for my…Tiilia,
come back here right now with my Christmas Money!
Back at the "Behind the scenes":
Psuriko: Besides, why do you have those glasses upsidedown, an T-shirt that says "I
claimed Kai´s scarf and Kai is mine!" and that scarf of Kai´s?
And Saph who already is riled up in her room:
Saph: What?! She stole my T-shirt too! O.o that´s it. Now I´m coming to get ya!
Teleports away in a smoke of silver.
Kat: Finally she is gone. Time to finish of that chocolate box! Evil grin and jumps right
at the box and devours on the remaining chocolate on Saph´s expense.
Tiilia: Isn´t this the Kai-fangirlscrowd?
Fangirl 1: No, this is the Tyson-fangirlscrowd.
Tiilia: Oh, but can´t we just be good enemies? Smiles innocently
Psuriko: Your cloths explains most of my questions, but WHY do you have those glasses
upsidedown?
Tiilia: Saph said: "I could be Kenny if I went and become a boy and got a better brain."
So I decided to do a genitalssurgery and get a "brain-booster".
And thanks Su-chan for writing that letter and invite me into a "behind the scenes-
act". Bounces away
Su-chan: Now Su-chan remember that Su-chan wrote a letter to ask Tiilia to come and
visit us.
Psuriko: Su-chan!
Su-chan: Yes, oniisan?in a shivering tone
Psuriko: Remind me to call Sapphire Angels Devil to make her stop Tiilia doing something
drastic after the fancrowd have pummeled me. Talking in a serious tone
Su-chan: Right, oniisan! writes on her palm-computer
Fangirl 2: Get him!
Is once again pummeled by a fangirlcrowd. This time, they uses mops to beat
Psuriko, strangely tough.vv;
Psuriko: I.. acknowledge… that… Tyson-fangirls exists. faints
Fangirl 1#: Yay! Our mission is complete, time to head to next place!
Who´s next on our "Bash the authors who are mean against OUR beloved Tyson
in fanfics" ?
Fan girl 3#: "Sapphire Angels Devil"
Fangirlscrowd leaves area and closes the door. And Saph enters the building with silver smoke:
Saph: Where in hell is she!! Several mangaarchives is starting tremble alarmingly in Psuriko´s room, due to riled up shouting female author.
Psuriko: Hi Saph, you came with short notice. (speaks with a mop in mouth). Faints
Saph: Su-chan! Where is Tiilia! She has my money and T-shirt. O.o
Looks down at the several mop-damaged, unconscious author Psuriko.
And Su-chan, you should call an ambulance after you have drawn out that mop
from his mouth (Oh, heavens, you never now where that mop have been!)before
calling an ambulance.
Su-chan: Tiilia-sama said she was going to the surgery somewhere in China for her
"genitalssurgery".
Saph: …
Su-chan: Oniisan, are you still alive? pokes on Psuriko
Saph: Stop doing that, he has already suffered enough for this time being!
TIILIA! IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU WILL BE VERY SORRY!
Somewhere on a airport going to China:
Tiilia: Achoo! I wonder if Saph is made at me?
Saph: Where can Tiilia be right now?
Vanishes in a smoke of silver in pursuit of Tiilia and Saph´s stolen money.
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SCENE 14 :Battle against the gameking. Or the schizofren kid
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Su-chan writes a letter:
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Dear mr Roits in Rah Dingel, Su-chan wants to ask if you can send the bitbeast "Tempest" to Su-chan living in the Author´s house, instead of recycling "Tempest".
(Su-chan thinks its cruel to recycle animals ) : (
P.S Su-chan promise to take care of "Tempest" so pleeeeease can you send the bitbeast dragon?
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Su-chan: They stepped upon the elevator and it started to slowly take NWC to the next
level. They discussed a bit about what had happened with some of their
bitbeasts during the first challenge, but none could come to think about a logical
reason to how it happened. Finally the elevator had reached the fourth level in
the tower of "Rah Dingel". The new room they entered looked like a large room
full of all kinds of games(including video games. Yay! )
???: Welcome to my playroom, people.In a cheerful tone.
Ranma: Huh? Is this suppose to be the foe on "challenge 2"?
He looks like he´s still going in fourth grade. This little dwarf can´t be possibly be
a challenge. We can just give this kid a lollipop and finish the task. Ha,ha
Yuugi: My name is Yuugi Mutou and I´m not a kid! I go in sixth form(senior high school).
Su-chan: And the little boy´s little piece of jewelry starts to glow and Yami no Yuugi
takes control.
Shampoo: Aiya! Little Yuugi´s necklace is glowing and he look more confident on top of
that.
Ryoga: This is just the beginning.
Ranma: What are you talking about Ryoga? Do you know this dwarf-kid?
Ryoga: As he said, he is THE Yuugi Mutou, the guardian of the Sen-Nen puzzle, I met
him on one of my many travels, that one made me end up in the "Domino city"
Ranma: The keeper of a toy? That kid wouldn´t still be a match for me. And coming from
a toy-town? This kid can´t seriously be one of the towers challenges.
Ryoga: SweatdropThe Sen-Nen puzzle is powerful and probably you will see it´s power
now.
Yami Yuugi: Sweatdrop You with pigtail have deeply insulted my soul, for this I will
challenge you in play a game. With the rules of the Shadow Games.
Ranma: Hoo, scary! Playing "Shadow games" with a flashlight sounds really scary and
such confidence you got, was it Yuugi?MuttersProbably the kid is schizo.
Yami Yuugi: I heard that!
Ranma: Sweatdrop My name is Ranma Saotome the successor of "Everything
Goes Martial Arts", I never decline a challenge.
Yami Yuugi: Very well then, Ranma let the Shadow Games begin.
Ranma: What! It can´t be… poker!?panics
Su-chan: And oniisan pops up from nowhere.
Psuriko: Sorry Ranma. I couldn´t find the Gambler King, so I decided to take the
awsome Yuugi instead.
Su-chan: And when oniisan vanishes with a loud bang the battle against Yami Yuugi
begins.
Ranma: MuttersWhy would the author try to punish me with poker, after I took my
revenge upon him for chapter one.
Su-chan: The poker-game between Ranma and Yuugi started out good for Ranma, but
after awhile is seemed to turn bad.
Ranma: Awwh, I hate cardgames!
Yamii Yuugi: Thinks /Strange, I can sense that this Ranma isn´t one person…/
Ranma: Hah! Time to end this card game.
Ryoga: This looks bad. Ranma has the worst pokerface in the world and it isn´t better
that he meets Yuugi in a duel.
Ranma: Take this kid! Pairs in kings and queens !
Yami Yuugi: You have fought well Ranma, but I am afraid that you have lost.
Nothing beats the… Royal Flush!
Ranma: What! I, I lost…
Yami Yuugi: And now for the punishment: Revelation!
Su-chan: Su-chan don´t think so. snaps with fingers
And a rain storm including cats and dogs coincides in the toyroom.
Ranma-chan: And what was that good for? panics
Yami Yuugi: Huh, I didn´t expect that your true form would be a red-haired girl.
Ranma-chan: It isn´t, it´s just my cursed form when I come in contact with cold water,
Hot water reverses the effect.
Ryoga: I´m glad that I had my umbrella with me.
Neko-Shampoo: Nyan! Miou!! fights the stupid dogs with claws and teeth
Ranma-chan: Gyaaa! Runs around the room to evade neko-Shampoo and the rest of
the catcrowd hunted by the dogs
Ryoga: Do you have some hot water, Yuugi?
Yami Yuugi: Is it you Ryoga Hibiki? Yes, I think that there is some hot water in the
fishing-pond over there.
Su-chan: The rainstorm stopped and Ryoga scooped up some hot water in one of his
various saucepans. He poured some of the hotwater on the red-haired girl, who
( who almost had gone insane due to catphobia). And then Ryoga poured the
remaining hot water on the purple cat. (Shampoo goes behind a BIG minigolf-
game and dresses on her cloths after kicking some of the mean dogs to
oblivion.)
Yami Yuugi: I don´t know why that happened, it wasn´t suppose to rain as punishment
neither the dogs or cats.
Ranma: Keep your punishments to yourself in the future! (Almost sane again.)
Su-chan: Suddenly a strange and familiar white-haired guy appears in front of our two
friends from NWC Ranma and Ryoga (and Yami Yuugi):
Yami Bakura: Yuugi! You can´t even play appropriate games with our "guests".
Punishment game!
Su-chan: Ranma, Ryoga and Yami Yuugi vanished.
After a little while Shampoo comes back to the scene after putting on her
cloths.
Shampoo: Stupid zip on dress. Next time Shampoo asks great grandmother to buy cloths
with buttons. And Shampoo must remember to kick Mousse back at home for
making Shampoo wear this baka dress!
Aiyaa! Where is airen this time?
Su-chan: And a flash happens.
Yami Bakura: I thought I forgot someone. There you are!
Shampoo: Who are you, evil-looking whitehaired-boy and where is airen?
Yami Bakura: Let me introduce myself, I am Bakura Ryou. But you can call me Yami
Bakura. To get back your "Airen" and his friends, I´ll ask you to play a little
more "mature" game with me first. "If" you(I doubt that) win, you will
accomplish this level´s challenge and may move on to the next level, but if
I win, all your souls and Yuugi´s Sen-Nen puzzle are mine to claim.
Wha, ha, ha (Dr. Evil laugh)
Shampoo: Shampoo agree on the terms to get airen back, start the game Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: Very well then. White light is devouring the toyroom and…
Su-chan: Yami Bakura teleports Shampoo to an area called the "Arcade-arena."
Yami Bakura: Now, my little lavendel hair. The game we are going to play is in "Virtual
Reality". Have you heard of the game "Advance Wars"?…
To be continued.
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Su-chan: I don´t understand why oniisan didn´t put up Bakura Ryou on the "New
actor´s list".
Psuriko: I tried, but Yami Bakura sealed the files about his part in this fanfic. And besides
He tried to steal stuff from me.
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Author: R&R and tell what you think about my story this far and what could happen in the battle between Shampoo and Yami Bakura in a VR-version of the famous GBA-game "Advance Wars".
