Ranma And The Beanstalk

By: Psuriko

Disclaimer: Ranma ½ is still copyright of Rumiko Takahashi and I won't try or even think about making profits of it, same thing with the original fairy tale "Jack and the beanstalk".

Author's prenote: I may introduce new actors in the beginning before this chapter starts, during the various chapters of this fairy-tale. Other new characters won't be introduced before it's necessary.

Some parts of this story will probably follow the Jack and the beanstalk-version pretty closely, while other parts could be quite different(and I will probably make most of them VERY different. ).

Explanations to certain figures:

O.o – means panic.

- means happy.

(vv;) - means sweatdrop.

vv – means that someone is sad.

- means someone is doing something

BIG LETTERS - means someone is yelling or screaming

… - means someone is thinking or short of words

(-Insert comment-) - means author's noting something

( )- means someone of the actors is mumbling

Insert soundeffect - When someone does something. For example Whack, somone is using a mallet to knockout something/someone

- insert thoughts - Someone is thinking.

Introducing New Exclusive Casting to this chapter:

None

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Behind the scenes, Location:

In the author's room.

Psuriko: Hey Su-chan! You got mail from the big mailbag I had to use to collect my post back, after that stupid storm "Gudrun", rampaging in Sweden and blowed away my mail.

Su-chan: What is it, what is it? Opens the letter.

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Dear Su-chan,

I am sorry to tell you that we can't give you the bitbeast you requested, but don't give up hope yet.

I have included a map to a land where there is plenty of dragons you can find.

From Gatekeeper Roits D. Eluge in Rah-dingel.

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Psuriko: What was it in the letter?

Su-chan: Uhm, nothing, nothing special. Just a advertising for new pranks and hair-care.

Psuriko: … (vv;) I must get rid of her before she orders something dangerous.

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Scene 15: Small Soldiers

Yami Bakura: Now, my little lavender hair. The game we are going to play is in "Virtual

Reality". Have you heard of the game "Advance Wars"?…

Shampoo: What is "Advance wars"?

Yami Bakura: Think of it as a game of chess with weapons. We take turns fighting.

Su-chan: And we go to where the other three are: On the VR table.

Ranma: Ouch. Why can't I for once land on a soft place

Ryoga: I did.

Yami Yugi: Me too.

Ranma: That's because you landed on me! Got offa me. NOW!

Su-chan: After some consideration they got of Ranma.

Ranma: Where are we now?

Ryoga: I don't know.

Ranma: I didn't even ask you.

Besides, you can't even find yourself out from a telephonehouse.

Ryoga: I can DO that!

(It took only a day before I figured out how to come out last time.)

Yami Yugi: I think that we are on the VR-board for Advance wars. Yami Bakura must

have shrunken us to fit on the board and use us as tools for the game.

Ranma: Shut up, Jekyllboy! No one can shrink humans and put them on boards as big as

for snooker.

Yami Yugi: I didn't heard that and to prove that I don't lie.

Explain why we have military uniforms and why we are small enough to be on

a arcade table?

Ranma: What? Discovers that he have military uniform and is on a arcade table.

How is that possible?

Ryoga: Cool! I didn't know that I'm a plumber.

Yami Yugi: … (vv;). That's not a pipe you have on your back… It's a

Ranma: Green baseball bat with a hole on the long side, in the middle!

Yami Yugi: … THAT IS A BAZOOKA PIPE YOU FREAKIN MORONS!

Ryoga: I thought it was odd with a plumber-pipe having a trigger...

Yami Bakura: I think our little toys have woken up.

Shampoo: Ranma, why you so small?

Ranma: Wah! Giant Shampoo! O.o

Yami Yugi: I said that Yami Bakura had shrunken us!

Yami Bakura: Yes that is true. The terms to win this battle as follows:

If you capture my Headquarters or defeats my whole army, you win.

But if I annihaliate any of your three captains, or capture the headquarters, I win.

Your three CO's troop names are: Green Bazooka Joe, Yellow Star and Red

Carrot.

You my Lavender hair is the advisor of these troops and gves them advices to

what they should do next. Every Commanding Officer or CO can use a

CO Power When they have recieved or given enough damage. If they don't use it,

they can use Super CO that is stronger. All the captains can use the various

vehicles.

Ranma: Gyah! Giant girl with long white hair and sweatshirt! O.o

YamiBakura: Now I know who I shall destroy first. Evil grin

Ryoga: Ranma… That giant girl with long white hair and sweatshirt is a guy called

Bakura.

Yami Yugi: Is he always like that?

Yami Bakura: Let the games begin.

Su-chan: Ryoga code-named as Green Bazooka Joe and is a Special mech Captain.

Yami Yugi is code-named as Yellow Star and is a Ballistic Captain.

Ranma is code-named as Red Carrot and is a Air vehicle specialist Captain.

Yami Bakura: My first move will be to create enough men to prepare assault on red

Carrrot. Recruit "Flamers" and prepare AntiAir units!

Shampoo: Buy funny small men and those funny cars.

Yami Yugi: No, Not the recon units! Recruit Tanks and Artillary after getting enough men!

Su-chan: After a few mistakes Hampoo finally learnt how to use the various units.

Ranma: Damn I almost got fried by that barbequeman back there at that mini-mountain!

When can we get those choppers?

Yami Yugi over com link: We first need to capture that checkpoint over there beside the

lake! Where is Bazooka Joe anyway?

Ranma: I think he got lost in the woods.

Su-chan: Meanwhile in the woods.

Ryoga: Damn it! Where is everyone?

Soldier in Bazooka Joe's squad: Why do we have to have such a captain without a sense of direction?

Yami Bakura: This have been fun, but I think we need to make it more intresting for the readers. Super CO power Climatic Clash!

Ranma: Pah! All the things you thrown on us, (including those blasted Rockets and

MidiTanks.) Hey, what is happening?

Su-chan: As his words echoes. A dark mist cloaked the battlefield and…

Ranma: Rain? Is that all you got?

Yami Bakura: The darkness you see is a phenomen called "Fog of War". And now for

every turn you will have to face a different weather condition. Beginning with snow.

Ryoga: Hey where did that snow come from?

Soldier: Our foe have activated his Super CO Power.

Shampoo: You cheating, Bakura!

Yami Yugi: Making the field going dark isn't cheating. It just adds more tactician elements.

Su-chan: Finally the air units are ready to be deployed.

Shampoo: Send B-Copter squad to Red Carrot! And Rocket units to Yellow Star.

Su-chan: Yellow Star lost most of his Artillery unit and Rockets. But thankfully Ryoga Found himself in the edge of a Neutral Factory.

Ryoga: Is this the enemy HQ?

Soldier: Negative, captain. This is an neutral factory.

Shampoo: Green Bazooka Joe begin capturing the factory!

Ryoga: Roger!

Su-chan: Meanwhile in a field next to enemy city.

Yami Yugi: This getting boring, just shooting down enemies in our sight with Missiles and

use artillery to blast down those soldiers. Huh? Something is moving from the

cities. No, it can't be… Neotanks!

Su-chan: And over to Red Carrot.

Cockpit Soldier: Boss, are you sure you can fly a deadly Eagle eye battle copter?

Ranma: No problemo, this thing is a cake walk.

Hey, why are the trees upside down?

Solider: O.o

Copter 2: Boss, do you read me?

Ranma: Read? You can't read on a radio.

Copter 2: We have sighted enemy AntiAir units, Tanks and APC. Which should we attack?

Ranma: Those AA can't be that much of a challenge, so attack them!

Su-chan: Due to that choice, most of the copters were destroyed.

Yami Bakura: What is that moron doing? No one that is sane, attacks AA with B-Copters.

Guess I have to teach him a lesson. Attack, my Fighters!

Soldier: Boss We have lost 5 units of B-Copters and Fighters have been sighted.

Ranma: We attack the fighters and hopes that they can't do anything when we shot our

B-copter missiles.

Su-chan: And the last B-copter is destroyed and the catapults are activated.

Soldier: Boss, I think that the AA down there are waiting for us.

Ranma: Just, shut up!

Su-chan: And like in the funny western movies with East Clintwood, the cavalry arrives.

Bang! Ouch, oniisan why did you hit me?

Ka-boom!

Ranma: Ryoga? Have he found the way out of the woods already?

Ryoga: Ready men? Charge!

Su-chan: Bazooka Joe's bazoka men, AA and Miditanks attacks the enemies and

pulverises the fighters.

Ryoga: Die, you stupid car with pipes. Bakkusai Tenketsu!

Soldier: Commander, you are suppose to use the Bazooka to destroy the AntiAir unit.

(vv;)

Ranma: How did you find your way out of the woods Mr P?

Soldier: We followed the direction the moss was growing on the trees, sir.

Ranma: … And the star schizo boy?

Soldier: Lost contact before this battle, sir.

To be continued.

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Author: R&R and tell what you think about my story this far with VR battles. Again it happened that I went overboard and wrote two chapters again, but this time I will release the chapter 8 first after atleast 2 reviews. I can say that I skip some of the more boring parts, since it would take MUCH longer if I went writing turn by turn like in the game.

And finally is it good that I have finally brought up a system for special figures?