Jaz: Hi everyone! I'm Jazmin, and welcome to my boredom! I have nothing else to do, so I decided to have some fun with Youkai, Dark, and Daisuke! I would like to make clear a few things. First off, I don't own DNAngel or anything affiliated with it, that is property of Sugisaki-sama. However, Tenshi no Senso belongs to my friend and me, and that means that it's plagerism to take anything about Tenshi no Senso. It's an anime-in-the-making, so don't bother looking it up... Eventually, though, you'll know what it is!
Dark: Well, if you want to spend time with a demon, I'm at least grateful it's not Krad.
Youkai: Who are you calling demon? You're the one with black wings.
Dark: Hey, it's your name. I'm not judging, I'm just saying!
Jaz: -shudders- Krad... Ugh! No way would I invite him to my fun! -snuggles Dark- He looks too much like Commodore Norrington...
Dark, Daisuke, and Youkai: Who?
Jaz: -sweat drop- Never mind.
Daisuke: -striving to be friendly, as always- Pleased to meet you, Youkai-san. I'm—
Youkai: -snatches him by the throat- You are not to address me as "Youkai." To you and you -looks pointedly at Dark- I am Tsubasa-san. Is that clear?
Daisuke: Yes ... ma'am... Can't ... breathe...
Dark: Listen, lady, he's just a kid! Calm down!
Youkai: -drops Dai- Who are you supposed to be? His father?
Dark, Daisuke, and Jaz: -turn scarlet- NO WAY!
Youkai: -blinks-
Dark: -regains composure- I'm his other self. What business is it of yours, anyway?
Youkai: Other self? Then, you're just a voice in his head or something?
Jaz: Hey, now! That's uncalled for!
Dark: -smiles easily- That's okay, Jaz-kun. She doesn't know what she's talking about, now could she understand if we explained. I guess ignorance can be forgiven.
Jaz: -glowing because Dark called her "Jaz-kun"-
Youkai: Whatever satisfies your over-inflated ego, fly-boy.
Dark: "Fly-boy"? Who do you think you are?
Youkai: Someone possessing an honor and pride a child like you couldn't understand.
Dark: Child! Look, lady—
Jaz: You know, I'm impressed, Youkai-chan. There aren't many women who infuriate Dark-kun rather than... -trails off-
Dai: She has a point... -starts laughing-
Dark: What's so funny? -glares at Dai-
Jaz: Well, it just seems Youkai-chan has that effect on men. -starts laughing as well- Her scorn seems to have outweighed your charm, Dark-kun! Just like with Riku-san!
Dark: -turns scarlet and abruptly there are two Daisukes-
Jaz: Whoa! How does that work!
Dai: -blinks- No clue...
Dark: May I borrow your picture of Riku-san?
Dai: Sure. -hands it over-
Dark: -pops back to self- That was weird...
Youkai: -blinks impassively- Stranger than I thought.
Dark: -ignores her- What a strange experience... It was like a force of habit or something... There wasn't any Dai-chan there, but I changed anyway... How odd.
Dai: Hey, I have a question... -suddenly suspicious- Why don't you have your own picture of Riku-san to change back into me?
Dark: -not flustered- Why would I need one? You always have it...
Jaz: He has a point.
Dai: -pouts- Yes, he does.
Jaz: But we all know the real reason. -long silence-
Dark: -changes direction of the conversation- Besides, I don't need Riku-san's picture when I have this! -pulls out picture-
Jaz: -stands on tip-toes to see a picture of herself sitting in a tree, reading and her eyes become hearts- Aw, that's so sweet! Where did you get that?
Dai: Takeshi-san took the picture.
Jaz: -blink- Takeshi-san? Why?
Dai: -shrugs- Beats me... He was all spacey, like with Menou-san. Dark-chan liked the picture, so he snagged it and blamed it on Fukuda-san. They got in a huge fight... -glares disapprovingly at an innocently smiling Dark-
Dark: Hey, I could've blamed it on Keiji-san and set Takeshi-san on them. That's a lot worse than those two having another fight. The way they carry on you'd think they were in love or something.
Dai: -sees a thought bubble of Takeshi going on a Crusade to ruin Saga Entertainment because he's convinced they're stealing from him and thus a danger to the public at large- But still... It's Keiji-san... I almost wish you had blamed it on him.
Jaz: I think he's funny!
Dai: You weren't forcibly undressed by him!
Youkai: That sounds interesting.
Dark: -grins at Dai's now stricken expression and leans closer to Youkai- You bet. And his mother approved of the whole thing.
Dai: -anger tick- It's because of her that I was there at all!
Dark: And yet even you admitted I looked awesome on TV!
Dai: -grumbles- I had just never seen you in action before, that's all.
Dark: Right... So, that's why you were so awed.
Dai: I wasn't awed!
Dark: Were, too!
Dai: I admitted you're cool, just drop it!
Dark: You're just jealous!
Dai: Of what!
Dark: Of little ol' me, of course!
Dai: You! What makes you think I'd be jealous of you?
Dark: Because I'm the handsome, beloved, admired, and invincible Phantom Thief Dark!
Youkai: ...I can't see any of those qualities in you.
Dark: -turns on charm- That's because you haven't had a chance to see those qualities.
Youkai: And you won't have a chance to show anyone else if you don't move away from me.
Dark: -sweat drop- Uh... -takes a step over to the side-
Jaz: -torn between disapproval and amusement-
Youkai: By the way... If you're invincible, then why did my threat frighten you?
Dark: I wasn't frightened! I saw you weren't interested, so I backed off. I'm a gentleman.
Dai: Gentleman! Oh, please!
Jaz: Yeah, you call kissing Riku-san so she couldn't cry out and get you caught being gentlemanly?
Dark: -goes scarlet- Hey, that was an accident! And I didn't do it so she wouldn't call out...
Dai: Oh, really?
Dark: -getting defensive- Yes. As a matter of fact, my knee slipped while I was pinning her down and it turned into a kiss!
Jaz: Well, what about all those girls in the mirror?
Dark: That was Dai-chan's dream! He was trying to incriminate me!
Dai: I was not! That's like incriminating myself!
Dark: Maybe in the manga, but fans obviously like me better...
Jaz: But Dai-chan won the popularity contest...
Dark: A misprint! Besides, that only happened from those that read the magazine! You should see all my fan mail—all of it from girls!
Jaz: So, he's conceited... I still love him! -helplessly hugs Dark-
Dark: -grins pointedly- You see?
Dai: I think all I see is your ego...
Dark: Hey! It makes room for others. Besides, it's transparent. -sticks out tongue-
Youkai: That sounds a lot like a bubble... I wonder if I can pop it... -draws sword-
Dark: Whoa, now!
Jaz: C'mon, Youkai-chan! Cut it out.
Youkai: Fine, if you insist. -sheathes sword-
Dark: That's cool. How'd you do that?
Jaz: -shrug- I'm her authoress.
Dark: Oh, I get it... Yukiru-chan does stuff like that to us all the time.
Dai: No, he does it to you.
Dark: And Krad!
Dai: To keep you two from tearing his office apart!
Dark: Hey, Krad's the one who keeps using magic! I'm just defending myself!
Dai: Yeah, after taunting him into attacking you.
Dark: It's fun, you should try it sometime.
Dai: -question marks over head- Making people mad is fun? I suppose I should expect something like that from you... -shakes head-
Youkai: You know, I think there could be merit for you after all, Dark-san...
Dark: Now she sees it.
Jaz: She does the same thing with Shin-kun, except we break them up before they can fight.
Youkai: Unfortunately.
Jaz: I've told you before: he's important!
Dark: That sounds a lot like Yukiru-chan's complaint to Krad attacking me...
Youkai: And the respect went right back down.
Dark: It's because I want to save my power, so I only use defensive magic, while Krad uses offensive magic. Thus, he's trying to kill me—because I made him so mad—while I would rather let him burn himself out. -savage grin-
Dai: But that'll kill Hiwatari-san!
Dark: Hiwatari's your friend. He hates me, and I hate him. It's the perfect relationship.
Dai: He hasn't done anything to you...
Dark: Has, too! He sealed me up in a mirror, remember? Being in there too long would kill me! And yet, you still defend him!
Dai: That's only half the story! He also gave me the hint that saved your life!
Dark: But without him, I wouldn't even have been in the mirror! He didn't know if you could save me, and I doubt he would've been sorry to see me die in there! He only would've been sorry because you would be in pain! He cares more about gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe than he cares about me, and you know it!
Jaz: Can we change the subject? Talking about this makes me depressed... -looks around at irritated Dark, sheepish Dai, and confused and bored Youkai and she sighs- Why don't we just end this one here? We'll pick up again later... Hope everyone enjoyed what I do when I'm bored! Each chapter will have different characters from DNAngel and Tenshi no Senso to join me and talk about random things! Goodbye for now!
