Jaz: Hello again! Welcome to the next installment of DNAngel meets Tenshi no Senso! Remember: I don't own DNAngel or anything affiliated with it, but I do own Tenshi no Senso, so you can't take any of it. I'm not really sure who'll be joining me today... My imagination will flow as it will! Dark-kun, at least, is here with me, and we'll see how it proceeds from there.

Dark: Ah, free at last... And with my real wings! -stretches wings-

Jaz: -snuggles up to Dark- I love your wings... Oh! Can we go flying? Pleeeease? You flew with Risa-san! -before Dark can say anything, there is a strange sound coming from out of the room, and they both look up to see Captain Jack Sparrow stagger into the room, drunk, and singing (yes, I know he's not an anime character, but I can't resist!)-

Jack: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen! Nobody knows my sorrow! -abruptly sits down and blinks at Jaz and Dark- That's an interesting coat you've got, mate. Feathered and everything.

Jaz: Jack! How'd you get here! -hurries over to him and removes his rum bottle from his hand before he can get in a worse condition-

Jack: Not sure, love. I seem to remember something about a pub, pickles, and Norrington, but the details escape me.

Jaz: -sweat drop- I don't think I want to know any more about that...

Dark: -abruptly appears behind Jack and dumps a barrel of water over his head- Is that better?

Jack: -blinks and shakes the water out of his eyes- Actually ... yes. Thanks, mate.

Jaz: -removes his hat and dumps the water out of the rim- How'd you know to do that, Dark-kun?

Dark: -shrug- When you have eternal life, you learn these things.

Jack: -twists around and peers at Dark- What an odd thing to say...

Jaz: Not that kind of eternal life, Jack. -laughs- He's a thief, not a pirate.

Jack: It amounts to the same thing, in the end.

Dark: Phantom Thief, thank you. Dark Mousy's the name, at your service. -bows rather dramatically, spreading his wings to add effect-

Jack: -stands and bows in return- Captain Jack Sparrow, of the Black Pearl, at yours. -examines Dark's wings- That's interesting... Those are real wings. Bet you're formidable as a thief with these.

Dark: -chuckles- Actually, I am.

Satoshi: Unfortunately. -appears in the doorway, glaring at Dark-

Dark: Hiwatari! What a ... err ... pleasant surprise to see you here. -smiles easily-

Jack: -leans in toward Jaz- Who's he?

Jaz: -whispers in Jack's ear- He's sort of like Norrington is to you.

Jack: Ahh.

Satoshi: -glances around the room- What possible interest could you have here?

Dark: I'm visiting with some friends. What's your excuse?

Satoshi: You're here.

Dark: Sorry, Hiwatari, but Dai-chan's not here.

Satoshi: -blinks, unprepared for that one- What's that supposed to mean?

Dark: -smiles darkly but doesn't respond-

Jaz: Uhh... Satoshi-san?

Satoshi: -blinks at Jaz- Yes? What is it?

Jaz: Dark-kun isn't doing anything illegal... Do you have to do this now? -he says nothing; sweat drop- Because, I mean, isn't it against the law to barge into my house? You are part of the police force...

Dark: She's got you there.

Satoshi: -strained silence- Technically, you're right.

Jaz: So... Technically... I could tell you to get the hell out of my house and you'd have to leave. Right?

Satoshi: ...Right.

Jaz: Okay, then... Get the hell out of my house.

Dark: Ouch! That has to hurt!

Satoshi: -glares death at Dark, but only gets a satisfied smile and a cheery wave in return. Without saying anything else, he turns on his heel and leaves-

Jaz: Good. I thought he was going to ruin my fun... Maybe I'll invite him over sometime when Dark-kun isn't here...

Kizu: -sing-song voice from the other room- Jaz-kun! -enters the room with a dramatic flare, smiling happily- Guess what I just did!

Jaz: -grins- What did you do, Kizu-kun?

Kizu: Kioku-chan jumped five feet in the air when I scared her! It's a new record!

Jaz: -laughs and hugs Kizu- I'm proud of you!

Kizu: By the way... Who's the guy out front?

Jaz: -blinks- Guy out front...?

Kizu: -jerks thumb over his shoulder- Yeah, there's this weird guy out on the lawn wearing some strange blue uniform with white hair...

Jack: -lifts eyebrows- He would be my cue to leave... Sorry to depart so suddenly, but... -lifts hat from the ground and salutes everyone with it- I really must be going. Ta! -swiftly makes his way out the back-

Norrington: -barges in shortly after Jack left- Where did he go?

Jaz: -smiling innocently- Where did who go?

Norrington: Sparrow!

Dark: -puzzled frown- You're chasing a bird? I don't think you'll catch it with those ridiculous shoes on.

Norrington: -frowns ominously at Dark, who only smiles in response. Then, he gives up on the thief and turns his attention on Jaz- I know he went in here, now where did he go?

Jaz: I haven't the foggiest clue what you're talking about, Commodore. No one but my friends have been in here.

Norrington: -curses under his breath- Sorry to have disturbed you. -sends a cool glance at Dark and leaves again-

Dark: -bursts out laughing- So, that's the guy Jack runs from? No wonder he hasn't been caught...

Kizu: Well, hello! Who're you?

Dark: Dark Mousy, the legendary Phantom Thief! And you are?

Kizu: Toino Kizu-ato's the name, but you can call me Kizu. Everyone does.

Dai: -bursts into room, looking actually very mad, for once- DARK-CHAN!

Dark: -instantly looks innocent, which makes Jaz suspicious- Dai-chan?

Dai: Don't you 'Dai-chan' me! You know perfectly well what I'm mad about!

Dark: Actually, I don't. Please, enlighten me as to what I've done this time.

Dai: The letter? Does that ring a bell?

Dark: Letter? As in, a letter from someone or a letter in the alphabet?

Dai: Very funny. The letter to Riku-san! How dare you pull a stunt like that! And while I'm sleeping!

Dark: -whistles innocently- I haven't a clue what you're talking about, Dai-chan... Are you sure it wasn't a dream? Like that one you had where Risa-san turned into Hiwatari?

Dai: -turns dark red- Yes, I'm sure! She waved it in front of my nose as she yelled at me, and it's all your fault!

Jaz: -gently takes Dai's arm- Now, now, Dai-chan, you're just mad... I'm sure D-kun didn't mean—

Dai: "D-kun"?

Jaz: Yeah. Dark. D-kun.

Dark: -turns scarlet- Hold on, I didn't approve of any nicknames...

Dai: -falls over laughing, gasping "D-kun" between breaths-

Jaz: -question marks appear over head- What's so funny?

Dark: -picks up Dai and starts shaking him- What's the matter with you! You've no right to laugh at me! Especially not when Riku-san—

Dai: -abruptly clamps a hand on Dark's mouth and looks around with shifty eyes- No way! You can't tell the masses what Riku-san calls me!

Dark: -smiles savagely- Then stop laughing at my pet name.

Dai: Okay, okay! Fine!

Jaz: -tears up- You're not mad... Are you, D-kun? -sniffles-

Dark: -smoothly hugs Jaz- Of course not... It just ... took me by surprise, that's all. Yeah. By surprise.

Jaz: Goodie! -dances in a circle around Dark chanting "D-kun"-

Kizu: Hey, that sounds a lot like Mel's pet name for—

Jaz: -whaps Kizu on the head- Come on, do you want me to get mutilated!

Kizu: Oops... -rubs head- Sorry. I know how touchy the other authoress can be about—

Jaz: -whaps him again- Stop that, or I'll have to evict you from my presence!

Kizu: Sorry. -apologetic sweat drop-

Jaz: -folds arms- You'd better be.

Dark: -checks watch- Great! I'm going to be late! Come on, Dai-chan. -snatches Dai's arm and charges out the door- Sorry to leave so suddenly, but we've got a museum expecting us in 15 minutes!

Jaz: -waves- Okay! Good luck! See you two later!

Dai: Bye, Jaz-kun!

Jaz: Well, I guess I'll end my random conversation here for today, then. Hope you enjoyed it, and I guess I'll be seeing you later! -waves and takes Kizu's arm- Why don't you show me how you achieved your new record?

Kizu: Gladly!