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I'd really like to apologize for all that.

snookman100 (afterdark's alter ego) (actually, alter screen name used elsewhere, but don't tell anybody.)

Disclaimer: Don't own the Teen Titans or Calvin and Hobbes. But I do own the Ten Totens! Watch them every day on Kartoon Nhetwherk at 125:30

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And Now: The Teen Titans Meet Calvin and Hobbes.

Chapter One.

"Hey Hobbes, have you seen my interdamentional transporter?"

"I didn't know you had an interdamentional transporter, Calvin"

It was a bright sunny Saturday in whereevercalvinslives-burg. Calvin had spent all afternoon working on something in the GROSS clubhouse. He wouldn't let Hobbes see it, until now.

Hobbes stared at the corrugated cardboard. "Hey is that your Transmogifier, Duplicator," Hobbes cocked his head to the side, and look at a dial that had the labels good and evil, now marked out. "Duplicator with ethicator, and your time machine?"

"It was, but now you can close the top. It's an interdamentional transporter now," Calvin stated.

"Ah, but of course."

"So, come on fur-face! lets go somewhere!"

"Ahhhh, I donno, interdamentional travel could make me queasy." Hobbes pondered the situation.

"We can pack some tunafish sandwiches," Calvin bribed.

"Done and done!" The two friends sealed the deal with a handshake.

Theme song:

When there's trouble you know who to call

(Calvin cuts in) Club GROSS!

(The titans look mildly annoyed) From their tower they can see it all

(Calvin cuts in) Club GROSS!

Music Stops

All the titans agree "Awww...screw it."

Calvin: Hey! Now you have to sing "The Very Sorry Song" (From Calvinball)

Calvin: Hello, Hello?!

"Vortex goggles?"

"Check!"

"Tunafish Sandwiches?"

"Check!"

"CAMERA?"

"Double check!"

"Cardboard Box do-it-yourself servicing kit"

"Uhhh...check?"

"Don't worry, I got that right here. OK, I think were ready to go. Vortex goggles on!"

"But I don't like how they look," Hobbes complained.

"Shut Up, ya big sissy," Calvin retorted. "Here we gooooooooooooooooooo......"

Calvin pressed the launch button, and the two friends were sucked into the glowing vortex of doom in front of them. They flew tough the time/space continuum for a few minutes, and then Hobbes heard Calvin muttering something about exit 14782b looking good. There was a big flash, and the interdamentional transporter bumped to the ground on a grassy surface. They looked at the building in front of them. It was a giant "T." Somewhere from way up top of the building, laughter could be heard. Calvin adjusted a few knobs on the device, and the machine started to fly.

"This thing can fly?" Asked Hobbes.

"Sure! This baby's loaded." Calvin looked at the alt-o-meter. They were moving upwards. They got to the top, and stopped to peer over the edge of the building. They saw something that surprised them. There were four teens in a pool on the top of the building, and there was another teenager sitting at the edge of the pool reading a book. The thing was, though, one of them, a girl with red hair, was floating above the pool. Another teen looked half robot. The third teen, had just changed from a green person, to an alligator. Then they noticed that the girl by the edge was hovering.

"Wow." Both tiger and boy stared bug-eyed at the amazing sight.

"One problem. They're teenagers!" Calvin let go of the controls, and the interdamentional transporter fell.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" The two friends fell out of the sky.

Presently, Calvin and Hobbes Had spread out camp on the grass in front of the large tower. They had the interdamentional transporter (IDT) turned over on the ground. Calvin had taken a large black marker, and written G.R.O.S.S. on the side.

"This emergency meting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club will now come to order, Dictator-For -Life Calvin preceding. First Tiger Hobbes, please elaborate on the situation."

"Yes, Calvin. The enemy has been spotted atop an adjacent building. Two, actually. The board has no idea what to do, since these enemies apparently posses superpowers."

Calvin thought for a moment.

"Hobbes ole buddy, I think I have an idea."

The Teen Titans were sitting atop Titan's Tower. Today was a day off. No villains had attacked yet, anyway.

"Raven, you do not wish to participate in the game of the marco polo?"

"No, Star. I'd rather eat Beast Boy's toenails."

"I see."

The game of marco polo went on like that. About half way though the game, Raven picked up a strange disturbance. And she could have sworn she'd heard a scream drop away to the bottom of the tower. She didn't want to ruin the others' day off, though, since the Titans did not receive one very often.

R&R

Thanks,

snookman100 and the slightly deranged right now afterdark.

(And we apologize for spelling errors)