Yes, I'm Another avid fan of Calvin and Hobbes. Ask me! I have a quote for every situation.
Anyway, thanks to my Reviewers, for they shall receive replies.
To mew-xena: Yes! Tis very sorry song, won't you help me sing along?
He knew it.........................................I blew it
something...something...something...
Just don't do it any more...................I'm very, very sorry that I
You scurvy scalawag!.........................took you're precious flag!
I made that up from memory. Don't sue me. But still, YAY! Someone who actually knows the "Very Sorry Song." Im not going to sing it again, though, cuz now I'm in the "No song zone." And, it's not just Star and Raven, but all the Titans, they—oops, sorry, read the story. Here's the Update!
To CrazyDeafGirl: Yes, like I said above, another avid fan. I have all of the collections, give or take a couple. Here's your update! And you'll see what happens to the Titans here.
To dragonpurity: Thanks for the review, and here's the update!
To The Mad shoe1: Well, I hope it gets better in this chapter. And it's great to have you on the "I love C&H" team.
To Nightwater: I know, er, think, er hope it will. Let's (coughs) gowiththefirstone.
To Xia Rain: Yes, I think Hobbes rox everyone's sox.
To thSamurai: If this is what you mean, I'll try to keep our Dynamic Duo in character. Don't worry, I have almost all the collections, and have read each a million times. And, I'll try not to let the story go totally off the rocker. (Writes Chapter) Oops. Just Kidding!
Ok, and for all you savvy Calvin and Hobbes fans, pull out "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes," "Scientific Process Goes 'Boink' ?" and all the other C&H books collecting dust on you're shelves, review 'em good, and be prepared for some references. For starters, here's some trivia, and it's a tough one: What is the other hero Calvin pretended to be? The answer is NOT:
Stupendous Man.
Spaceman Spiff.
Try and figure it out!
Well, at any rate, thanx for the reviews, and now I have to go let Rosalyn in. I think Calvin locked her out.
Thanks again,
afterdark
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Disclaimer: See the one in chapter one.
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Chapter two: Superhero Time!
"Wooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!"
Our dynamic duo flew though the space time continuum once more, but this time, with a plan in mind.
CLUNK! The IDT touched down in a parking lot full of Space Vehicles. Calvin immediately saw the one he wanted. It was his spaceman spiff saucer. "Good thing everything's free here in this dimension, the dimension of all known modes of transportation." Calvin remarked.
"Geez, is there a dimension for everything?" Hobbes said. Calvin hit him with an answer. "You'd be surprised, Hobbes. You'd be surprised." Calvin got inside to find, much to his dismay, his Spiff costume wasn't waiting. Then Calvin remembered: He had brought his Stupendous Man costume. He sat down in the cockpit. Calvin searched for a button. He found the one he was looking for, and pressed it. When he did, a back compartment opened, revealing a small, but cozy and comfy second seat. 'I'm glad I got that installed,' He thought. "Hey Hobbes, hop in! Put the rest of the stuff in the trunk."
Calvin chuckled. They were about ready to go. Calvin tied up his Stupendous man costume, and leaned back in the chair.
"Well, this might seem cliché, with the spaceman spiff spacecraft, and the Stupendous Man outfit, but I think were ready to go."
Hobbes pulled out a tunafish sandwich. "Let's just hope these seats are as comfy after 30 light-years. By the way, how do we get back in this? The IDT is in the trunk."
"I have everything covered on this thing. ID transportation, time travel, bullet proof glass, Transmogifier and duplicator rays, and anti-anything shields. You name it."
"Death Ray Blaster?"
"Computer guided. I thought that was a given."
"Oh."
"Well, we're wasting valuable time. Let's go!"
Calvin began to charge up the fizzler, and fizzled the charger (Joke best understood by reading the treasuries). The spacecraft started to charge its generators. While they were waiting, Calvin revved the engine. Hobbes observed the shifter.
"You drive stick?"
"It's the only way."
A "Ting" was heard though out the cabin. The generators were charged. A second "ting" was heard. "What's that?" asked Hobbes.
"The fasten seatbelt sign."
Calvin shifted into first and floored it.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Both friends screamed.
Within moments they were back in the Titans' dimension.
"That was faster than when we tested the theory of time in your wagon!" Hobbes exclaimed.
"This thing goes."
"I'll say."
Calvin looked up at the tower. "We need a plan."
"How about 'CHARGE'!" Suggested Hobbes.
"I like your thinking, First Tiger!"
Calvin and Hobbes bolted at light speed up the tower in the little craft.
They inched over the side. Calvin hit a button on the console that said Transmogifier. A ray gun popped out of the ship. He set the controls, and the ray locked on to the girl with the red hair.
"Set the Transmogofier ray on ummm.... Golden Retriever," Calvin whispered.
"Hey, how come you get to drive the ship, and I have to push the buttons?" Hobbes pushed the button anyway.
"Because, I'm the Dictator-For-Life, furball."
"10 demerits! You called me a furball."
"You can't demerit me, you nincompoop!" Calvin turned to face Hobbes.
"Yes I can. I promote myself to Senior dictator-for-life." Hobbes stuck out his tongue.
"You can't do that ether, fuzz-lumpkins!"
"Yes, I can, Dork-For-Life Calvin!"
Calvin's eyes narrowed. "Your demoted to Janitorial Tiger!"
The verbal insults when on for several minutes, and then a brawl occurred in the tiny spacecraft.
All the while hitting the "Zap" button on the dash, and firing the Transmogifier Ray everywhere.
By the end of the battle, the two looked over at the people on the top of the tower.
They were all Golden Retrievers!
"Well, it looks like we've accomplished our mission, anyway Hobbes! Promotions and awards for all!"
The small spacecraft zapped though the ID portal, and was gone.
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The Titans were, well, dumbfounded. They were having a good time in their pool, then some weird red spacecraft from nowhere came and turned them into dogs. Beast Boy could just change back, of course, but the rest of the Titans were stuck. Raven, fortunately established a mental link between all of them, so they could talk.
'Who was that!?' Cyborg screamed.
'Apparently, some one who we are enemies with, yes?' Starfire asked.
' Seems that way,' Robin said.
"Dude, at least I'm not a Golden Retriever!"
'Thanks for stating the obvious, Beast Boy,' Raven said.
'Well, team, we have a lot of questions. And not to many answers. Raven, check your spellbooks, and see if there's any remedy to this transformation. Beast Boy, help her. The rest of us will wait.' Robin paused. 'Hurry, this is getting old, already.'
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Calvin sat at the dinner table. He eyed his parents suspiciously. He didn't know if they'd seen the spacecraft on the roof yet.
"May I be excused?"
"Fine. But please finish your peas, first."
"OK, OK." Calvin choked down the peas, and left the table.
He walked up to his room
"Hey, Hobbes. You know, I've been thinking."
"What?"
"I feel kinda bad we defeated those guys. I mean, what if they protected that city, or something."
"I kinda see your point."
"So, I was thinking, tomorrow, you want to go back and try to make nice?
"I think it would be in best interest," Hobbes replied.
"In the mean time, want to see if Mom will let us rent a VCR, and "Attack of the Coed Cannibals?"
"You bet!"
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Ok, I hope? Thanks again for the reviews!
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