Zoro-Luver2000: mesa sorry that i haven't updated in a while,but apparently some ppl dun want me to or something...i barely have any reviews. so please review, reviews mean alot to me.

Cyclops


" how come we never see Sanji's left eye?" Usopp asked out of the blue while the other crew members try to sleep. " i have no idea...." Luffy exclaimed as Zoro opens one eye to see whats going on. " why don't you just push his hair out of his face and look at it?" He remarks before falling asleep. Usopp, Luffy, and Chopper hop out of their hammocks and walk over to the blonde cook, sleeping peacefully in his hammock. Usopp slowly and gently moves Sanji's hair out of place. Chopper looked at Sanji and ran away screaming. Usopp fainted and Luffy just stared. " ummmm where is his eye?" Zoro opens his eyes and looks at Luffy. " Oi! what is it now?" he said in a loud whisper. Luffy pointed to Sanji's face " he has only one eye......" Zoro's eyes shot open and he then strides over to Luffy and the Love cook. Zoro looks at Sanji and then shrugs. " well whaddaya know...the Love cook is a cyclops..." A long awkward silence passed before Zoro takes out one of his swords and aims it at Sanji's heart. " lets put him out of his misery....." Luffy looks at Zoro " no, if we kill the cook......who will cook???who will cook meat? no cook means........no meat!" He takes the sword and runs away from an angry Zoro. Sanji opens his eye and then sits up. The cook laughs wholeheartedly before taking off the patch that covered his left eye. " that was grand.....i only wish i could've taken a picture of it."